Dad jokes
FIghT mE oN My cHriSTIaN MIneCRAFt sERvEr
(Insert funny vines here)
References
Dad jokes
"Take a look at my crab claws"
*bisexual screeching*
Could be gayer
Anything involving Russell Howard, Dane Cook or anyone similar
Dad jokes
Emos and goths finding something funny
Scaring people shitless on Halloween or at any other point
Did I mention dad jokes?

And finally:

POTATO.