-Arsyn-

I swear I'll kill Snoutlout when I get my chance. Once we got to the Great Hall, everyone wouldn't stop bugging Gustav and I. Especially the twins, Jena and Drake.

"First comes the kiss!"

"Then comes the marriage!"

"Then comes the baby in thr baby carriage!"

"I thought first comes sex and then the baby," Tuffnut said, confused.

That did it. Without thinking, I tossed my soup bowl directly at Tuff's face.

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Splat!

The remaining three turned back to me, obviously shocked.

"O-kay, slowly back away from the charging bull in front of-"

Crash!

Smash!

Sploosh!

"Hey! I wasn't finished with that!" Snoutlout exclaimed as I threw his bowl at Drake's face. I turned around and stared daggers at him.

"And neither am I with you," I snarled, and before I knew it, my fist connected with the top of his head. Snoutlout's head banged against the table, the owner groaning. I was about to throw another punch when I felt a hand wrap around my wrist.

I turned around to see Lupa gripping my wrist, an eyebrow raised.

"As much as I want to kill Snoutlout myself, now is not the right time. You can kill him later, without the public staring at you."

Oh yeah. I was so caught up in my anger that I almost forgot we were in a public area.

I sighed as Lupa let go of my wrist. "Fine, but if that guy gets on my nerves again, I'm automatically gonna kill him."

"I'm right here you know," Snoutlout grumbled, a big black bruise on his skull. I scowled and threw a nearby torch on his head.

"AHHH!! HAIR ON FIRE!!!! HAIR ON FIRE!!!!" He yelled, running around in circles before diving headfirst in dragon feeding bucket filled with water.

Everyone except Lupa and Hiccup burst into laughter, both of them giving me a disapproving look.

I shrugged, "you said don't kill him, not hurt him."

Hiccup sighed, turning to Gustav. "Isn't Snoutlout your brother?"

"Yeah, but being the understanding boyfriend and also being mad at Snoutlout, I'm allowing Arsyn to kill my brother."

Hiccup shook his head as Snoutlout walked back to our connected tables, soaking wet. "You didn't have to use the torch..."

I smirked, "I know, I just wanted to."

"You're crazy."

"So? I don't even care if you get eaten by a Death Song!"

"I need to look good for my girl this afternoon, you at least have to understand that."

"You mean that brunette Fiona?" Astrid pipped in.

"Yup," Snoutlout replied proudly. "Me and her are going on a date, and I have to look absolutely gorgeous."

I snorted, "since when have you been handsome?"

"Ever since I was born," Snoutlout snapped. "Now if you'll excuse me, I got to get ready."

I rolled my eyes when suddenly something clicked in my head. I whispered something to Gustav and he nodded in approval.

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Later.........

This is how Fiona looks like (minus the Night Fury the the blue tattoos).

"-and that's how I got Hiccup and I off of Outcast Island," Snoutlout finished explaining to Fiona about his story.

"Really? You seem very, how do you say this-"

"Heroic?"

Fiona smiled, "Yes, I guess you could say that."

Snoutlout smirked, "well that's a lot coming from the girl who makes her own armor out of dragon scales. By the way, I have something to show you."

"What is-"

Before Fiona knew it, Snoutlout smacked his lips against hers. She was too shocked to kiss back, so she just closed her eyes and-

Fell off the cliff they were standing on.

Fiona opened her eyes and screamed, plunging into the cold waters below her. She only took a few seconds to recover from the impact and realize where she was. She quickly swam up and broke to the surface, breathing heavily.

She looked up and saw Snoutlout staring down at her from the edge and yelled, "SNOUTLOUT YOU PLAYBOY!!! IS THIS ALL A GAME TO YOU!!?!? PLAYING AROUND WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!"

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-Snoutlout-

I stared back down to Fiona, shocked. I yelled back to her, "I'm so sorry! It was an accident!"

*EARLIER*

I closed my eyes and kissed Fiona, hoping this would get her attention. But when I leaned in, I felt something/someone push me harder to her. Before I knew it, I bumped into Fiona SO hard that she fell off the ledge. I opened my eyes and watched her scream as she fell towards the ocean.

And now here I was, wondering what and how this happened. I turned around, hoping to spot what caused me to lose balance, but all I saw was the tall trees surrounding the ledge. Who or what could've done this?

I sighed and walked away, knowing that I blew my chance with Fiona.

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-Gustav-

Arsyn and I laughed as we flew off on our dragons. Arsyn's plan worked perfectly, and with Snoutlout so depressed, he won't ever figure out that it was us. And this revenge is one he'll never forget.

Perfect, no?

"Now all we need is to focus on Astrid," Arsyn smirked as we watched Snoutlout leave gloomily. He seemed so lost in thought that he bumped into one of trees.

Trees, that's it!

I whispered into Arsyn's ear my plan and she nodded in agreement.

This is gonna be fun.

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That night..........

-Astrid-

I scanned to forest, then looking back at the letter. Hiccup should be here somewhere, and it's past the time it said.

As I reached the cove, there was another letter near the lake. I picked it up and read:

Do yourself a favor and don't look up.

Huh? I looked up and suddenly I was stuffed into a sack, my axe falling out. A figure tied the top of the sack before anything else could slip out.

"Hiccup this isn't funny!" I yelled as I felt myself being carried away.

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-Gustav-

"Hiccup this isn't funny!"

This is too easy.

Arsyn and I steered our dragons to a tall bendable tree and dropped Arstid down, tying the sack to the branch (note: it's the tree in httyd 1 that Hiccup dropped Astrid on).

Astrid thrashed around, screaming, "HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE III PUT ME DOWN!!!!!"

Arsyn and I had to bite on our tongues to keep from laughing. Arsyn was already doing quiet giggles.

As we flew farther away from her sister, she turned around and said, "hope you enjoy your new home!"

We laughed and flew to Great Hall for dinner.

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This story is dedicated to dragonnight6. Thx for the help!