Author's Note: This includes their adult children. Hope you enjoy!

Oliver🏹 has added Felicity📱, William💻, and Mia 🥊 to the group chat

🏹: Hey, Felicity. Where are the kids?

📱: Hi, Oliver! I'm sure they're fine. Just probably out with some of their friends.

🏹: That's what worries me.

📱: You know that's John and Rene's kids that you're talking about, right?

🏹: I know, but we've barely met them.

📱: Aside from when they were growing up. 😉

🏹: I don't count that.

📱: Fair enough.

🥊: Hey, parents. Why did you guys start this thing?

🏹: Because maybe I just wanted to have a conversation with my children?

🥊: That's pretty defensive from the man who prefers to glare as opposed to talk.

🏹: Which tells you I'm serious.

🥊: I get it. I'm just saying.

🏹: You remind me a scary amount of my sister, sometimes, you know that right?

🥊: I try. 😏

📱: Wait, where's William?

🏹: I thought you were with him?

🥊: Oh, Conner's just patching him up.

🏹: Wait, what?!

📱: Is he okay?

🥊: Don't worry, he's fine. Just took a bullet to the arm.

🥊: He'll survive, trust me.

📱: Oh my God. How can you say that so casually! 😦

🥊: Why don't you guys act this concerned when I get hurt?

🏹: We do, you just don't listen.

🥊: Fair enough.

📱: Could you possibly just ask him to join the chat asap?

🏹: Felicity, if he's getting stitched up, you need to leave the kid alone.

📱: I know, I know. Just hearing from him would make me feel better.

🥊: I'll go get him, just give me a minute. 😒

Mia Smoak-Queen 🥊 has left the chat.

📱: How does this not scare you more?

🏹: Of course it scares me! He is my son after all, but she doesn't need to know that.

📱: Sorry. 😕

🏹: It's okay, we're all new at this whole parenting adult children thing.

📱: Still a weird sentence to say aloud.

🏹: Agreed.

📱: But thank you anyway. 😁

🏹: 👍

Mia Smoak-Queen 🥊and William Clayton/Queen 💻 have joined the chat

🥊: I'm back.

💻: Hi, mom. Hi, Dad. 👋

📱: Will! So glad to hear from you! 😄

🏹: Did you get stitched up, okay?

💻: So, I assume you probably told them?

🥊: Good observation, genius. 😒

💻: I'm okay, really, but thanks for checking up on me.

🏹: William, being someone's who has taken more bullets than I can count, it is never okay.

💻: I understand, dad. But luckily for me, Conner takes after his dad on his medicals skills.

🏹: I can't tell you how many times John's saved our lives.

📱: Probably equal to the amount times Roy and Thea have broken up.

💻: Exactly my point. 😁

💻: It does cause some issues though, when I'm trying to hack into the Bratva's database with one hand. That was a hard task. 😉

📱: Lol.

🥊: 🤓🤓

🏹: What are you doing?!

🥊: Control-freak dad is back. 🤪

💻: Did he ever leave?

🏹: Really?🤦‍♂️

📱: Kids, please show your father some respect.

🥊: What? I'm just joking.

💻: Okay, okay, sorry dad. But to be fair, we're currently working from the Arrowlair.

📱: Cool! Do you want my help then, Will?

💻: Um...

🥊: Choose your next words wisely, Mr. Perfect Pants. 😒

💻: ....

🏹: William, please answer your mother.

📱: 🙏

💻: Okay, sure.

📱: Yay! 😁

🏹: Do you want me to come, Mia?

🥊: Whatever you want.

🏹: I could always teach you that arrow technique you've been asking about.

🥊: Okay then, yes. 👍

🏹: Great! 😼

💻: Why did you use an evil cat emoji? Lol

🏹: What? No, I clicked on the heart eyed cat one.

📱: Um, sorry Honey, but Will's right.

💻: Why would you want to use a cat emoji at all?

🥊: Because he's old.

📱: Please stop, you two.

🏹: I'm looking back now...

🥊: Do you think dad will let me use Curtis as target practice again?

💻: Probably. Unfortunately for Curtis, that is.

📱: Poor Curtis.

🥊: It's not THAT bad.

💻: Said the one who's shooting the arrow.

🥊: 🤨🙄

🏹: You were right about the emoji, William.

💻: Thanks, but did it really matter?

🏹: Yes, because I'm going to prove that your mom isn't the only one who can do the whole texting thing. Now I'm resending my emoji...

🥊: ?

💻: Dad, please don't!

🏹: Just give me a second, kids.

📱Uh no.

🏹: 😻

🏹: There! Cat heart emoji thing sent.

🥊: Oh my God, dad. Why?

🏹: What did I do now?

💻: Nothing. It's just that an emoji kinda loses meaning if it's not sent after the corresponding text.

🏹: Oh.

🥊: That was a nerdy response if I've ever heard one, Willy.

📱: It's okay, we all do it.

💻: Thanks, mom.

📱: ❤

🥊: Woah, this just got way too emotional for me so, I'm out.

Mia Queen-Smoak 🥊 has left the chat.

💻: Okay, well, I guess I should be going too. See you guys later, today?

📱: Of course! 😁

🏹: Yes, William. And make sure to keep that arm bandaged and clean.

💻: Will do, dad. Bye! 👋

William Clayton/Queen 💻 has left the chat.

📱: You okay if I leave too? Have a brunch with John.

🏹: No problem.

📱: Love you. ❤

🏹: Love you too.

Felicity Smoak-Queen 📱 has left the chat.

🏹: Time to go train your daughter how to incapacitate an enemy, Oliver.

Oliver Queen 🏹 has ended the group chat.