Felicity Smoak-Queen 📱 has added Oliver 🏹, Barry ⚡, Sara ⚔, Iris 🖊, Ava 📢, Clark 😄, and Lois 🗞 to the group chat.

📢: What is this?

⚔: I have a feeling we're about to find out

📱: It's a group chat where we can discuss our relationship issues

🏹: I did not agree to this, Felicity

📱: I know, I know, I just figured it would be fun 🙃

🖊: Also, known as a place where you can complain about Oliver freely?

📱: 🤷‍♀️

🗞: Do you blame her?

🖊: Lol

🏹: Great, you invited the two of them 😒

⚡: Wait, is this a therapy session? 😬

📢: Why?

🖊: Because Barry's terrified of therapy

😄: Oh, I'm sorry, Barry

⚡: Thanks

📱: It's not so much as therapy as much a club

⚔: So, free therapy?

📱: Maybe...

🖊: Lol

😄: Well, this is a good idea, but Lois and I will probably just sit back for this one because we're very happy together ❤

🗞: Aw, Clark, it's so sweet that you think that

🏹: Lol

🏹: Maybe she can stay after all

🗞: That wasn't optional

📢: I agree with Oliver

😄: What do you mean? Did I do something, Lois?

🗞: No, Honey, I just think that all couples can improve

📱: That's exactly what I was thinking! 😁

😄: 😰

⚡: Don't worry, Clark. I had the same reaction when Iris said that to me

😄: Really?

🏹: Barry's right. He totally freaked out, practically begged me for help

⚡: 😳

⚔: Lol

🗞: Great minds think alike

🖊: 😉

😄: Oh, ok! You're probably right, Lois

🗞: As I usually am, but thanks anyway

📱: See, this is why I thought this would be a good idea!

📢: Well, heaven knows Sara and I could always use therapy

⚔: I'm not going to deny it

🖊: At least someone's not in denial

🏹: Hahaha. Can we move on, Felicity?

📱: Ok, why don't we start with pet peeves?

🗞: Ok, mine is how Clark has to talk to every neighbor each morning before he drives the boys to school because then, they spend the car trip when they're with me, complaining about him

⚔: Lol

😄: I'm just trying to be neighborly

🗞: I understand and I love how sweet you are, but sometimes it's a bit much

🖊: I can second that

⚡: Iris! 😢

🖊: Barry, I'm just being honest

⚔: Yeah, brutally honest

🏹: What Iris does best, after all

🖊: You do the same thing!

🏹: Hey, I'm not the one denying it

🖊: 😡

📱: I think we're getting a little off topic...

😄: Felicity is right. I'll try and talk a little less, at least when the boys are waiting on me

🗞: Thank you

📱: Good, now it's your turn, Clark

📢: And no skipping turns just because you're nice

⚔: Yeah, we get enough of that from Barry

⚡: Is it just me or are you guys throwing a lot of jabs at me, today?

🏹: Nope. Not just you

⚡: 😒

😄: Ok, maybe you could stop asking me to fly you back to Metropolis just so, we can get Big Belly Burgers

🖊: SMALLVILLE DOESN'T HAVE A BIG BELLY BURGER?!

😄: Well, not yet, but I think they're planning on installing one after they remove that old grocery store

⚔: And I thought the 1920s was out-dated

📱: 😂

🗞: But we can't go without those burgers!

📱: I can't even imagine going a week without those burgers 🍔

🖊: I don't want to imagine it

⚡: Now, I think we know the true torture of Ollie's five years on Lian Yu...

⚡: Life without fast food

🏹: Not funny, Barry

⚡: It kinda was 🤣

🏹: 🏹☠😵

⚡: 😬

😄: I understand, but maybe I could just bring the food back to you?

🗞: That could work

😄: 😁👍

⚔: Woah, double smiley faces. They're hurting my eyes

🏹: Lol

📱: How bout you go next, Sara?

⚔: Ok, but I feel like Ava and I's problems are pretty obvious

📢: And what's that?

⚔: You're too uptight

📢: Sara, it's literally my job to be uptight!

⚔: Exactly.

📢: So what, the problem is that you don't like my job?!

⚔: No, that's my point. I know we're different and wouldn't change anything about us

⚡: Awwww!

⚔: Shut up, Barry

📢: Oh, well, that's actually pretty nice

📢: Thanks, Sara ❤

⚔: 💋

🏹: See, that's as easy as our these conversations should go

🖊: Maybe, they would if you weren't part of it

🗞: Burn

🏹: 😒

📱: Ok, Iris and Barry, you're next

🖊: Ok, Barry needs to be more strict with Nora

🏹: Did not see that coming

⚡: What? I'm plenty strict!

🖊: No, you're not which is why I always have to be the bad guy when she gets in trouble

🗞: I hear ya

🗞: Clark's the same way

😄: Yeah, I mostly am, unfortunately

⚡: Well, I just don't want to hurt her feelings

🖊: 🤨

⚡: Not that you do!

⚔: Nice save

📢: Lol

🖊: Of course, I don't which is why we need to be a united force

📱: Against your kids?

🖊: No, as parents

🏹: Like we are

📱: Well, we'll get to that in a minute, sweetie

⚔: Lol

⚡: Ok, I'll try. It's just she's my baby girl...

🗞: We believe in you, Barry

😄: 🤗

🏹: See, you'll do great at getting your kid to hate you

🏹: Trust me, I have experience 🙁

📱: Which actually leads us into our issues

🏹: Oh, great...

🖊: This'll be good 😆

⚔: 🤣🍿

📱: Well, I was just wondering if maybe you could try be a little more strict with our kids

🏹: Oh, I already promised myself that after letting William date when he was twelve

⚔: Twelve? I only got to start dating when I was fourteen!

🏹: It was a mistake.

🖊: Lol

📱: That's exactly what I mean! You keep switching if you're really strict or calm and then, you confuse both of them

📢: That sentence right there confuses me

😄: Me too

🏹: Fine, so I'll be both strict and nice

🏹: Will that make you happy?

⚡: I feel like that's a trap

🗞: Oh, it most certainly is

📱: Well, yes, but it seems like you have a different opinion?

🏹: Oh, it's fine, but then you have to do something for me

📢: Here it comes...

⚔: I'll pull back out the popcorn 🍿

🏹: You have to tell me more about the kids' lives because they only like to talk to you about it

📱: Um...

🖊: Don't hesitate!

🗞: Stand your ground! Fight the power! 👊

🏹: Since when did I become the power?

🖊: Since we figured out you were against Felicity

🏹: 😒

📱: Well, I guess a few extra details from their lives wouldn't hurt

🖊: And you've lost 🤦‍♀️

🗞: Why?

🗞: Because you never let the man have the power, only let him think he has the power

📢: Smart way of thinking

⚔: Only, it won't work for us because we're both women

📢: True

😄: Am I the only one scared?

⚡: No, no you are not

🖊: I like it that way

🏹: Ok, I think that I've had enough of this for one day

Oliver Smoak-Queen 🏹 has left the chat

🖊: 😁

🗞: 👍

⚡: Were you both plotting against Oliver this whole time?

🖊: Maybe...

⚔: Lol

📱: Ok, I think I should probably end the chat now

😄: Bye, everyone!

⚡: Thanks for inviting us, Felicity

⚔: Same

Felicity Smoak-Queen 📱 has ended the group chat