Juancock
tAEHYUNG

Taestydaddy
Hmm that's strange, I can hear someone calling a weird name in the distance

Juancock
V???

Taestydaddy
There! It happened again! Am I imagining things??? :0

Juancock
...daddy?

Taestydaddy
Oh hey baby

Juancock
You must be kidding me

Taestydaddy
Huehuehuehue

Juancock
aNYWAY

I'm scared

Taestydaddy
Omg why no has someone done something I'll find them and borrow Yoongi's fork to stab their heart and feed them to my pet lion

Juancock
You have a pet lion????

Taestydaddy
Yes, my wild side ;)

Juancock
Have I seen that wild side yet?

Taestydaddy
You've seen half of it but there's more to come baby ;)

Juancock
Guess I better prepare my ass

Anyway can I actually explain why I'm scared???

Taestydaddy
Yes yes ofc

Wait brb lemme get a drink I'm thirsty

...don't take that the wrong way

Juancock
FFS

Are you done?????

Taestydaddy
Yeppp I got juice

Juancock
i gOT JUICE, AND THEY KNOW I DO

Taestydaddy
The fuck you ok there

Juancock
Kris Wu fam

Taestydaddy
wHO THE FUCK IS KRIS WU

Juancock
Nvm you're uncultured

Taestydaddy
K

Juancock
K is the 11th letter of the English alphabet or is short for kilo or karat. An example of k is the first letter in the word "kite." An example of K is the abbreviated form of the word kilogram.

Taestydaddy
Did you really just...

Juancock
I did

Now for my explanation!

So I feel like someone's watching me

Taestydaddy
Oh I thought there was a serial killer in your house or something lololol

Juancock
IT MIGHT BE A SERIAL KILLER

Taestydaddy
People always say they're being watched in movies and then they get kidnapped haha

Juancock
YOURE NOT HELPING

Look I went to the store and the whole time I felt like someone was following me and I turned around once and some person ran down an alley oKAY

Taestydaddy
Hahahahahaha ok

Juancock
wHY ARE YOU BEING SO SARCASTIC IM SERIOUS

Taestydaddy
Reverse psychology babe

Juancock
Well it doesn't work I need comfort

Taestydaddy
Ok ok I'm sorry look just try and stay in your house as much as you can and always make sure your doors and windows are locked! Also call me if you're in trouble and I'll come and get you

Is that better?

Juancock
Yes ty hyung

I need a hug

Taestydaddy
iLL BE RIGHT THERE

Juancock
Wait really???

Taestydaddy
Yesssss I'll be there in 5 to give you a hug...

Or maybe I can show you my full wild side ;)

Juancock
My dad's home, I don't think so :')

Taestydaddy
Diddly darn

Fine fine another time

Juancock
Okayyyyy

Wait pls bring chocolate I forgot to buy some at the store :)))

Taestydaddy
rEALLY BABE

Juancock
Please daddy \(•-•\)

Taestydaddy
Ok fine...

But you owe me ;)

Juancock
That's fine by me ;)

Taestydaddy
I don't think I've ever ran so fast

Juancock
See you in a bit daddy ;)

Taestydaddy
Fuck yeah ok seeya :')

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The tables have turned

Btw for those wondering who the stalker person is, I'll give you a hint:
It's not Yeona, she's dead jk not really she's just not a creep tbf

Anyway next chapter will be a long proper one okay, today I just kinda lost my writing flair, y'know? No? Ok nvm bye famalamadingdong