"A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose! TR will give WC the full duece!"

We all know who won this...Abraham Lincoln!! "Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah! I have half the mind to feed you both to my oversized--" *caws* 😂

"Doctor No, means no baby!"

"The Tell-Tale heart softly beats in it's grave while this guy beats off on a page!"

"Elementary My dear Watson!"

"Bon Appetite!"

"I'll watch you get eaten on my front fucking lawn!"

"I didn't leave my mark on History, I French kissed it!"

"Abracadabra you billowy bitch!"

"I wouldn't exactly call myself a student of this Plebe..." -Nietzsche

"Plebe bitch?! I'm toxic like a hemlock sip! Hang a sandal on the door, cause you can suck Soc's dick!" -Socrates

"Sacré Bleu Socrates! You're making things a little tense. Come let's blind these Chinese henies with some shiny bright enlightenment!" - Voltaire

"I'll not be taught camaraderie from a frog who rigged the lottery! You make a mockery of ethics so keep your far nose in your coffee!" -Socrates

"Let me be Frank! Don't start beef with The Frank! Who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks!" -Voltaire

"You're the father of your country but I'm your Daddy!"

"No man can ever muck with what we've left behind!"

"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!"

"Hey Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat."

"It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass!"

"I'm 47% away from kicking your ass!"

"I'm a pirate, irate a real swash bucking buccaneer!" 

"I am a fabric of history! You are a fictional stain! I'll stick-a flag up-a your ass and claim you-a for Spain!" 

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