I was watching Mojo's top Prog bands with my mom and as soon as it gets to ELP, this happens...

Bro: He looks like Owen Wilson...

Me: 🖕

Bro: Doesnt he?!

Me: 🖕

Mom: No he looks like someone else, but I forget his name...

Bro: Is he Owen Wilson?!

Me: That's Greg Lake you asshole!!

Bro: He still looks like Owen Wilson...

Me: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

ANOTHER!! Then Yes came on...

Mom: That's my man right there!!

Me: *looks over in shock* YOU LIKE JON ANDERSON?!

Mom: What do you like him too?

Me: *nods profusely*

Mom: Me too!!

Me: *screams and hugs her and gives her a kiss on the cheek* It Runs In The Family!! Plus I like the guy on Keys...

Bro: You guys are too loud!!

😂😂😂

Me: Rick Wakeman did a performance on ice...

Bro: So did Phil Collins...

Me: Phil Collins couldn't hold a fucking candle to Rick Wakeman!!

Bro: ...Who?!

Me: The Wizard Of Keys!! But no one can stand up to the King Keith Emerson...

Bro: *has giving up the war*

~ 💘