Author: Yo, ho! And a bottle of rum!

Armin: What?

Author: It has been MoNtHS, I'M STILL AT CHAPTER FOUR. Welp! Another double update then!

Author: Hope ya'll read my AoT One-Shots and the AoT Convos, Roleplay, and Truth or Dares!

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(Your P.O.V)

Keith Shardis started imitating the cadets, of course, except those who already faced hell, he then went to Armin and, anyways I knew, saw his line turn, then he went to imitate his other victims. Like Horseface and One-half.

Me, in the other hand, is trying my darn best to NOT to make that guy talk to me, and well, trying to imitate the face.

Anyways, I've seen everything already! All the gore, all the blood that was soon to happen so it's not that hard. I held my breath while Keith started walking by the line I'm standing and did my best blank face, Imagine you are listening to uninteresting talks with your so called friends. Imagine you are listening to them talk about their favorite boy bands, I said like a mantra but then a flush of home sickness came, right now I miss music, MY PHONE! Oh god I miss my phone! I was bit preoccupied on thinking the 'other world' that I didn't notice Keith walk past me, when I noticed it, I waited until he imitated someone else then I released my breath, I didn't knew I was holding my breath that long!

Now I know what's happening next. Keith was now holding Connie by the head, and then a crunch was heard, by none other than, the Potato Girl. I concealed my laughter, but's it's too hard, look at then all! They all know Sasha is so fucked, pfft... No laughing... The breath in my throat was going up and down while I was laughing inside oh god... I always laugh at this part and know that I'm living it it's killing me!

"Hey, fucker, what the fuck are you doing?" Keith said in a very imitating voice to Sasha. Sasha, looked around thinking he was talking to someone else, then took another bite, oh god.

"I am motherfucking talking to you!" Keith shouted to Sasha, "Who the fuck do you think you are?!"

Sasha gulped the potato she had in her mouth and saluted, "Sasha Braus, Sir! I'm from the southern Wall Rose village Daupher, Sir!"

"Sasha Braus, what is that thing in your right hand?" Keith asked.
"A boiled potato, Sir. I saw it in the kitchen and thought it looked delicious."

"So you stole it? Why? Why would you eat it now?"

"Potatoes are much more delicious when they are hot, I thought I should better act swiftly."

"No. I still don't get it. Why would you eat a potato?"

"You seriously don't know why human beings eat potatoes?" Sasha asked.

God I love this conversation, I can't hold my laughter but I better hold it in or else I will be the next one to be fucked.

Then scilence, I looked at the others and oh god look at their faces! Hold the laughter hold the laughter.

"Hhmp," I muttered under my breath, trying to release some of my laughter. I looked back hoping Keith didn't heard me but thank goodness he wasn't.

I looked at Sasha cut the potato in the half of how siblings who should share with each other does it, like 80% and the other was 20%.

"Tch," Sasha muttered and gave the smaller half to Keith, "I'll give you his half."

"This... Half?" Keith accepted it and just stared at it while Sasha forced a smile.  

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TIMUSKIPU!

  "Look at that. That Potato girl is still running laps," Eren said as me, him, Armin, One-ha, I mean, Marco, Connie, and Mina look at Sasha who is till running I made a little laugh escape which was being held a while ago.

"Incredible, what's that now? Five hours straight?" Connie said,

"She was weirdly fine being told to run till she dropped but not being allowed to eat meals got her though." I made a longer laugh, retriving what was hidden more while ago and no one seemed to notice, then Armin looked at me, I looked at him but he looked back away with a little blush, huh?

"If I'm not mistaken, Daupher is a backwater mountain village of hunters," Connie said they continue to look at Sasha who is already becoming tired from running.

"Huh, what's that?" Eren said as he and I looked at the caravan that was heading out.

"Dropouts," Mina said, "They' asked to be transferred to the landfills."

"Seriously? But it's just the first day," Armin said.

"That's only natural," Eren said as all looked at him, "But still, wanting to pick up rocks and pull weeds..."

Marco stood straight and looked at Eren and me, "That reminds me, you two weren't asked where you were from and all that."

"This guy and I are from Shiganshina," Eren said, and I nodded, "Same as him."

The three looked at us, "Oh. So..." Marco trailed, "Does that means you three were there on That Day?"

"Hey!" Marco looked at Connie.

"Did you see it?" Connie asked, "The Colossal Titan?"

"Yeah," Eren said, and I know what's happening next, like always.

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*Sigh* another timeskip...  

"Like I said, I've seen it," Eren said and I just looked away and almost sat at the edge, avoiding the crowd that cramping up around Eren, all gasping.

And they started cramming him questions about the Colossal Titan and Armored Titan, I made a small laugh, to think they are here, I thought, those two traitors.

Author: No spoilies!!!

"T-then... What are the normal ones like?" A guy asked, since I know, of course, Eren had a flashback to the time his mother died and dropped his spoon and held his hand over his mouth. I sighed, I wish I knew what happened to my family...

"Let's stop asking questions everyone," Marco said, "I'm sure there are memories he doesn't want to bring back." This freckled jesus really...

"That's not it!" Eren said and bit a peice of bread. I've watched this like how I feel is a million times so I'mma pass.

"The Titans are just a bunch of pussies, if we master the-" Everything else Eren said died out when I looked around.

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Author: Well main reason Author-chan is lazzzyyy now...

Eren: I hate you.

Author: And I hate you too! *flips middle finger*

Eren: YOU SHITTY GLASSES OF A WRI-

Armin: guys stop!
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"Hey, come on, you retard. Did you just say you'd join the Corps?" Jean's voice cut my little daydream.

"Yeah, I do," Eren said and glared at the Horseface, "Didn't you say you wanna join the Military and take it easy?"

"I'm an honest man, you won't find me acting like a hero when I'm actually pissing my pants" Jean said.

I rolled my eyes, yea yea, just wait...

"You talking to me?" Eren stood up and glared at Jean, who was smirking.

I sighed, anyways they won't fight... yet. And Mikasa had to improvise the fakest lie ever...

"Oh come on now, I wasn' really," Jean said and the two walked face to face, and the bell rang. Jean sigh, "All right, sorry about that, I'm not saying your ideas are wrong," Jean held out his hand, "Let's just drop it."

"Yeah, I' sorry too," Eren said and slapped Jean hand and walked out, Mikasa standing up and so do I, and we both went out.

"H-hey, you," Jean said and Mikasa turned. I turned as well, wanting to see how a horse actually blushes.

"U-um," Jean stutted, "I've never seen a face like yours before, so I had just to say something."

"S-sorry, that black hair of yours is very beautiful," Jean said, blushing. Thanks to this I'm getting ideas for my next one-shots when/if I go back to the real world. Oh I miss doing that... God I didn't finish my last fanfic oh god... Hope the fangirls won't stab my back, heheh...

"Thank you," Mikasa said and walked out, and I followed once I lost my missing of the other world day dream again.

"Mikasa I'll go first," I said and Mikasa nodded and went to Eren. And I went to the girl's cabin.

How excited I am for tomorrow!

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