I DO

I 

give myself freely to you and promise my lifelong commitment to us.

I will be your every dream …

Your every fantasy.

I will give every waking hour to being the best wife and when our children are brought into this  world, I will be the greatest and most devoted mother.

I will be your best friend, your lover, your forever.

This I promise.

Don’t fuck up

Or I will cut off your testicles and make stew out of them.

July 30, 2014