SO THERE'S THIS KID NAMED JEREMY AND HE JUST SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR YESTERDAY AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE HOME SO IT WAS SUPER AWKWARD AND I THINK HE'S LIKE EIGHT AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HE DIDN'T EXPLAIN HIMSELF

THEN JEREMY JUST LETS HIMSELF THE FUDGE INTO THE HOUSE AND GOES AND STARTS PLAYING ON OUR XBOX UNTIL PARENT GOT HOME AND I GUESS HE'S ONE OF MY SIBLING'S FRIENDS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW THIS WASN'T EXPLAINED VERY WELL

AND I'VE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE DOING WORK ALL DAY AND I'M HERE ALONE AND JEREMY JUST CASUALLY STROLLS DOWN THE HALL AND INTO OUR LIVING ROOM I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING INTO OUR HOUSE

I'M JUST GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR AND HOPE HE LEAVES BECAUSE I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS RIGHT NOW