Peter's POV
After getting to Ned's house we started building his Lego set. We also started working on Karen.

Who was now as sassy as ever.

"Karen, what's zero divided by zero?" Ned asked randomly well we were building the AT-ST Raider.

"Obviously it doesn't make sense. The answer is 0 because 0 is nothing. Why I'd thought you knew basic math."

Ned sat there looking shocked. I laughed.

"I thought she would answer like Siri!" He exclaimed. Which, of course, only made me laugh harder.

"Karen! Tune in to the police radio for a minute." I said. Ned, who had been pouting, looked at me with question.

"C'mon Peter. New York can survive a night." He said. His words weren't pouty but rather concerned. "You need to take a break from time to time, ya know that?"

"We now got a car chase people! All cars too (insert random street because I can't think of any)." A male voice said over a speaker.

"New York might, but that doesn't mean the little guy will. I'm going out on patrol. This gives us a chance to test Karen.

"Ready when you are King of Spiders." Karen replied. Believe it or not her voice sounded sarcastic. Ned chuckled a bit.

"Alright. Go then!" He said playfully. I quickly put my suit on.

"Ready Karen?" I asked about to jump out Ned's window.

"I believe not five minutes ago I told you I was read when you were. I think I should be the one asking if you are ready." She said sarcastically.

I rolled my eyes and jumped from the window. Instead of landing on the ground I landed on the next wall. I started climbing.

It was breezy tonight. I would get places fast. I swung towards the flashing lights.

(Time Skip)

After stopping the chase, two kidnappings, and helping an older lady who turned out to be the churro lady. I sat on top of a building near Central Park where a street singer was gathering quite the crowd. I had to admit, she was pretty good. A ding from my pocket took me from my thoughts.

***

Merida
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violet
Alright who gave Clinton caffeine?

FeFe
My coffee!!!

Dash
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR

Kim Possibly
Name

Mr. Science
Oh no.

Peter
Oh umm

Knives
I believe the child is present.

Kim Possibly
Hey cinnamon bun.

Merida
Nat and FeFe are fighting over who is adopting you.

Peter
No!

Please don't fight!

Not over me at least...

Please stop fighting.

Kim Possibly
Awww. Anything for you cinnamon roll.

Violet
How are you Peter?

Peter
I'm good. Watching a street singer gather quite the crowd.

She's pretty good!

Dash
Sounds fun. There with friends?

Peter
Nah. I'm solo tonight. What are you guys doing?

FeFe
40/60 is all I'm asking for Nat!

Merida
^

Brooklyn Guy
^^

Wolfie
^^^

Dash
^^^^

Peter
Oh.

Well you both can only get 25%.

Kim Possibly
Aww.

FeFe
Why???

Peter
Guys! I have an aunt you know!!

FeFe
Ugh... what's her name?

Wolfie
Uhhh FeFe

You can't just adopt kids when you're stress. 

Peter
Aww man

Why you stressing?

Chilax.

FeFe
...

Knives
Hahahahaha

POPTARTS
Hello! How is the young one today?

Peter
Hi Mr. Poptarts!

Knives
What movies are enjoyable for viewing?

POPTARTS
I shall join you brother!

Knives
No

Kim Possibly
No

Violet
No

Dash
Why not?

POPTARTS
???

FeFe
Yeah what the heck guys he just wants to watch a movie with his brother.

Peter
Ummm. My friend Ned likes Star Wars.

Big Hero Six is good too. It's my second favorite.

MJ likes Tangled.

Knives
Good to know.

Brooklyn Guy
What's Star Wars?

Wolfie
What he said  ^

Peter
*le GASP*

How do you not know what Star Wars is?!

FeFe
They are old kid.

Peter
Old and missing out!

Dang what do you guys do all day?

Wolfie
Stop dummies from jumping out of planes without parachutes.

Peter
?

Brooklyn Guy
It's.... an inside joke.

Dash
LOL

Peter
Ahhhhh.

Does that mean one of you forgot a parachute when going sky diving?

Wolfie
Sure kid.

Peter
Cool.

I jumped out a window once.

FeFe
YOU WHAT?!

Kim Possibly
Cinnamon, please tell me you're joking.

Merida
Knives just spit out his tea reading that! Lol!

Knives
I do not find the humor in children jumping out of windows.

Mr. Science
Thanks for sharing that kid.

I just blew up some stuff.

Dash
Lol same.

Peter
*laughs nervously*

I did but it was only two feet from the ground.

It was in study hall.

Kim Possibly
Shouldn't you be studying in study hall?

Peter
Hey! Most kids read fan fictions and text in that class anyway!

(A/N *narrows eyes at readers*)

FeFe
That doESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS!!!!!!

Peter
Lol okay Dad.

Dash
Ooooooooooooooo.

Kim Possibly
Hey.

Peter
I shall study Mom.

Dash
You are my little brother now.

Peter
Yay!

Oop-

My aunt is calling! I got to go!

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A/N

And as you can see, I'm not dead!

*dabs*

Yeah I'm not dead. I hope you enjoyed the chapter!