Kiyomi kicked her legs at the lunch table, "So...What are you two?"

"Uh, your best friends," Katashi raised an eyebrow. Haruki nodded in agreement.

"What do you mean?" Haruki asked.

"Like...You two have kissed a total of two times, haven't you?"

"Yeah?"

"Are," She paused, looking at them, "You two dating?"

They looked at each other.

"Are we?" Katashi asked, being the nervous one for once.

Haruki blushed, "Uh, I-I mean..." He turned to Katashi, being a lot more confident than usual, "I wouldn't mind."

Katashi blinked at him, "Neither would I."

Kiyomi stared at them, "Was I seriously the one who made you two DTR?"

Katashi threw his hands up in the air, "Apparently! I'm surprised considering you're the least responsible person in our group!"

Kiyomi squawked at him, "Rude."

"Only a true dead best friend would give it to you straight," Katashi muttered, returning to his food.

"We don't understand your references, Katashi, please, speak in English," Haruki murmured.

Katashi turned to him, "So I guess we're boyfriends now?"

Haruki nodded.

Kiyomi grimaced, "Oh Atua, my basically cousins are dating now."

"Yep, get ready for lots of PDA at your house," Katashi waved his utensil at her.

"Ew, gross!"

"N-No PDA please.."

Katashi nodded, "Is a hug okay?"

Haruki nodded. His boyfriend (H o l y h e c k h e h a d a b o y f r i e n d n o w) wrapped his arms around the other's neck.

Kiyomi cooed at them, "Power couple of the group."

As the way of the universe goes, after the good comes the bad.

Kelly walked up to their table, followed by Karen and Alice.

Katashi mumbled a tune underneath his breath.

"What are you two dating now?" Kelly asked, waving to the boys.

"Uh, yes actually." Katashi tightened his arms around Haruki slightly, glaring at the girls.

"Gross-"

Karen slapped a hand over her mouth, "Congratulations!" Alice nodded in agreement.

Kelly struggled a bit before Karen whispered in her ear. She calmed down some, moving the hand off her mouth.

"At least the two losers stuck together."

Kiyomi's eye twitched, before she slammed a plastic knife down on the table next to her hand. She let go, letting the knife stand up on her own.

Everyone flinched.

"Yomi?"

She stood up and walked over to Kelly, "You better shut your trap or the knife might be going in your flesh instead."

Kelly paled, "Y-You can't do that."

Kiyomi smiled, "You know flesh is so much softer than a table, right?"

She started to back away, "I-I'm telling a teacher."

"The cameras here don't have microphones. They won't be able to hear what we're talking about."

Kiyomi's entire face was shadowed, her eyes transforming into black pits of darkness, a hand near her face, "Go on. I dare you."

Kelly sniffed and ran towards the teacher's lounge, presumably where her mom was, shoving Alice and Karen out of the way.

Karen reached out for her slightly before Kiyomi picked up the knife again. The two other girls flinched.

She hummed, sitting back down and moving her tray to the side.

Haruki glanced at her, "W-What're you doing?"

Kiyomi placed an outstretched hand on the table.

Katashi glanced at the knife, "Kiyomi no."

Kiyomi looked up at him and smiled, "Kiyomi yes." She proceeded to start stabbing the knife on the table between her fingers.

The knife game.

"Eh, Kiyomi?!"

Alice stepped forward, "You're going to cut-"

She was interrupted by Kiyomi nicking herself in the ring finger.

Katashi grabbed the knife out of her hand, "Yeah, no more of that." He looked at her hand, "You should go get a bandaid for that."

Kiyomi nodded, "Wait for it."

Kelly walked over with a male teacher. Guess her mom wasn't in the room. She pointed at Kiyomi, "She threatened me with a knife!"

Kiyomi blinked, tilting her head, "What do you mean? We talked for a little bit but I didn't threaten you!"

Kelly puffed her cheeks out, "You totally did! You shoved the knife into the table!"

The teacher spoke up, "Kiyomi, why are you bleeding?"

Kelly blinked, confused. Katashi rolled his eyes, "She was playing the knife game and cut herself."

He turned to the other three people at the table. They all confirmed his tale.

He sighed, "Kiyomi, head to the nurse's office." She nodded and left the lunchroom.

Kelly sputtered, "But she still threatened me!"

He pat her head, "Yes, and we will investigate, but right now, you don't have any proof of that allegation."

Kelly pouted as he walked back to the teacher's lounge.

Haruki sighed, "Her dad is a bad influence on her."

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Bonus 1

As Alice left the lunchroom with her two friends, she turned to Karen.

"What did you tell her to make her stop struggling?"

"I told her I'd buy her ice cream after school."

Alice glanced at the two, "So like a date?"

Kelly scoffed, "As if."

Alice snuck a look at Karen, "...Alright then."

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Bonus 2

Shuichi took Kiyomi's hand in his own, "Why do you have a bandaid on your hand?"

"Hurt myself playing the knife game."

He looked slightly dead inside, "The knife game?"

Shuichi ruffled her hair as he muttered, "Why does everyone with the last name Ouma get injured playing the knife game?"

"Doesn't that include you?"

"Did I stutter?"

(A/N: Ta daaaa! Welcome back to AWEQTBP! Finally get our first (yes there will be more ships) confirmed couple! Guess you know if the Kevin and Haruki chapter is shippy or not 👀. More hinting at Karen's secret (Although it probably isn't much of one to you guys jgnrjr) Also Kiyomi is imitating Kokichi's nightmare sprite.)