Maki invited Tenko, Himiko, and Angie into the house.

"Nyaha!" Angie clapped her hands excitedly, "Atua predicted something like this would happen tonight!"

Haruki peeked his head around a corner.

Himiko waved at him.

Maki leaned over to Tenko and whispered something in her ear, "If you can, please try to get Haruki to participate in the auditions."

Tenko nodded, "I won't let any female down! C'mon Haruki!"

Maki sighed as their car left the driveway, turning back to tend to Kaito.

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Kaede drummed her fingers against the table to the tune of Clair de lune, "Where's Maki and Kaito?"

Kokichi shrugged, leaning on Shuichi.

The door slammed against the wall.

Tenko lowered her foot with Himiko, Angie, and Haruki behind her. The former three looking completely normal while the latter paled.

Tenko glared at Kokichi, "Fuck, it's the degenerate."

"Tenko, don't curse," Himiko quietly lectured, "There are kids here."

Tenko wrapped her arms around Himiko, "Anything for you Himiko!"

Angie took a quick picture while Haruki slowly made his way to the table.

Korekiyo shook his head, "Great."

Tenko glared at him, "What does that mean, huh, degenerate?"

"Tenko, where's Maki and Kaito?" Rantaro asked, placing a hand on top of Korekiyo's.

"Atua wasn't there for Kaito, so he got sick!" Angie explained, leaning over to one side, letting her ponytails fall.

"Atua?" Kelly asked.

Haruki nodded to confirm the claim.

Kokichi smiled, "Are you sure?~"

Tenko reached down, took off her sandal and launched it at Kokichi's head, knocking him out of his seat.

"Ack!-"

"Dad!"

"Keep it up, Tenko."

Himiko pouted, "Normally I would curse you, but you're gay, like me, so you're cool in my book. And I'm out of MP...."

Linda gagged.

Tenko took off her other sandal and threw it like Leon would a baseball.

"Sure~" Kokichi drew out the word, leaning back into Shuichi, who sighed and pet his head.

Linda raised an eyebrow, "Right...Anyways, auditions for the musical start today."

"Mom! Mom!" Kelly interjected, with some pom poms in her hands, Karen and Alice behind her with similar pom poms, "The cheerleaders need a cheer!"

"What do you mean?"

"C'mon! 2, 4, 6, 8 is so overrated!"

Linda sighed, "Anyone have any suggestions?"

Angie clapped her hands, "Atua suggested one to me after seeing the school name."

"You mean Westerburg?"

Angie tapped Karen's shoulders, pointing to the pom poms, "May I borrow those for a sec?"

"Sure?"

Angie also asked Alice and Kelly for their pom poms. She tossed two to Himiko and two to Tenko.

Shuichi finally realized what they were doing, "You better not-"

"Do not deny Atua's will," Angie glared at him. She turned back to Tenko and Himiko, "Ready?"

They started doing the dance Heather M and the backup dancers were dancing from Dead Girl Walking (Reprise).

"Hey, yo, Westerburg? Tell me what's that sound!"

"Here comes Westerburg, coming to put you in the ground!"

"Go, go, Westerburg! With a great, big yell!"

"Westerburg will knock you out and send you straight to hell!"

At the end, they did a human pyramid with Angie doing a flip off the other two's shoulders.

"Oh my god, you did it," Shuichi deadpanned.

Angie winked.

"I am gay."

"I know! I'm a lesbian!"

Linda inhaled sharply, "Who is auditioning?"

Kiyomi, Kelly, Katashi (after Kiyomi literally grabbed his hand and lifted it up into the air), Kevin, Alice, Karen,(A/N: Why do so many of these names start with K?) Jason, Brandon, Undine (A/N: HMMM, I WONDER WHO THIS IS SUPPOSE TO REPRESENT? WITH THE UN AT THE FRONT OF HER NAME) raised their hands.

Haruki slowly opened and closed his hands, debating whether or not to raise his hand.

Tenko grabbed him by the shoulders and whispered something to him, "If you don't go for your dreams now, you're never going to reach them."

Angie clapped her hands together, "Atua says that you will be the best one there!"

Himiko lazily gave him a thumbs up.

Kiyomi noticed them and sighed, walking over to Haruki, still holding Katashi's hand in the air.

She grabbed his shoulder, "Raise your hand. I've heard you sing before."

Haruki still fiddled with his hands. Katashi stared at him with an encouraging smile.

Wait, did he just smile? He never smiles-

Haruki raised a shaking hand in the air.

"Alright, so those are all the kids who are auditioning!" Linda wrote all the names down on a clipboard.

"Let's get started!"

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Kaede set up her keyboard next to the stage, which they apparently had in the school.

Helen clapped her hands, "So Linda, Sasha, and I will be the judges-"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Shuichi interrupted, "Why is it only girls?"

"Cause girls are better at musical theatre than boys! Duh!"

Tenko sighed, "Males are degenerates, but even I have to admit some males are better than females at musical theatre."

Shuichi raised an eyebrow, "At least let one male judge."

"Why should we?"

"Because you're seeming kinda sexist right now," Korekiyo deadpanned.

"We are not sexist!" All three woman shouted at once.

"Then let a male judge!" The former classmates all shouted back.

"Fine!" Linda quickly pointed to a random male, which turned out to be Korekiyo, "You!"

Korekiyo shrugged, "Sure."

The three woman and Korekiyo sat down at a table in front of the stage.

"With that settled, I think we should begin!"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Angie interrupted the auditions, "Atua just gave me an idea!"

Sasha slammed her hand on the table, "Ugh! What is it?"

"You should be blindfolded!"

Haruki blinked, still fiddling with his hands, "B-Blindfolded?"

Linda sputtered, "But how are we supposed to tell who's singing?"

"That's the point," Korekiyo deadpanned, messing with his bandages.

Angie pointed to Himiko, "Nyaha! You know what to do!"

Himiko sighed, placing a hand inside her sleeve, "Nyeh." She swiftly pulled out four blindfolds, "Tada~"

"Uwa! Himiko's so amazing!"

"Woah!"

"Cool!"

"How did she-"

"It's just a magic trick," Brandon rolled his eyes, crossing his arms, "Calm down."

Himiko pouted, "It's not a trick. It's magic~!"

"Yeah, you degenerate male!"

"I have never met anyone more feminist than you."

"Hurry up," Katashi glared at them all, having learned the death glare from Maki.

The four judges wrapped the blindfold around their eyes. Angie went behind them all and made sure they were snug.

(Turns out, Linda, Sasha, and Helen had loosened their blindfolds so they could barely see who was singing.)

One by one, all the kids auditioned.

The results so far, as whispered from the judges to Angie, were this.

(Keep in mind, the judges don't know who was singing at the time.)

Linda's Results

Kevin: so much cracking. Probably that one boy with anxiety, even though he shouldn't have it at all, and is probably trying to be special

Katashi: Sounds handsome and bold. My daughter has a crush on Jason, so it must be him! Prince Charming

Alice: soft and quiet. Maybe Stepsister?

Haruki: Beautiful! It's definitely my little daughter Kelly! Cinderella for sure!

Undine: can't sing the high notes. Narrator should be a good role.

Kiyomi: sounds magical, but not in the good way. Probably Sasha's daughter, Karen! Fairy godmother

Brandon: this kid sucked.

Kelly: step sister. Singing is terrible. It's probably that one girl from the gay couple, ugh.

(Angie slapped her afterwards)

Karen: Stepmom for sure. Singing is horrible.

Jason: Sounds like a king. Probably that one tall green haired kid?

Helen's Results

Kevin: too much voice cracks. He won't be getting a role.

Katashi: I fell in love with this voice! Prince Charming.

Alice: I could barely hear the voice. She can be the shy stepsister.

Haruki: Such a calming voice! Probably Kelly. Going to be Cinderella.

Undine: Decent, I guess. Narrator?

Kiyomi: I like it a lot! Fairy Godmother!

Brandon: Bad singing. Not getting a role.

Kelly: It's terrible. Stepsister.

Karen: ew! Ew! Ew! Singing is terrible! Stepmom for sure!

Jason: sounds kingly. That's the best I can explain it. King.

Sasha's Results

Kevin: the cracks were unpleasing. No role.

Katashi: Sounds like a prince should. Prince Charming

Alice: I couldn't hear a lot. The shy stepsister I guess.

Haruki: Her role should be Cinderella! And Linda's going to get mad at me if I don't say this so, it's probably Kelly.

Undine: Probably a narrator?

Kiyomi: The voice was confident, but not too much. Like the fairy godmother. So that's her role.

Brandon: wasn't trying at all! Did this person actually want to get in?

Kelly: My ears hurt. Stepsister.

Karen: My ears aren't pleased that immediately after the previous performance, we get this one. Stepmom.

Jason: king.

Korekiyo's Results

Kevin: His voice cracked a lot. No one.

Katashi: I wish Katashi put more effort in, but what can you do. Prince Charming.

Alice: softspoken. The shy stepsister that doesn't actually want to hurt Cinderella.

Haruki: Haruki. Cinderella.

Undine: can't reach high notes, but other than that, pretty decent. The narrator would probably be a good role.

Kiyomi: Kiyomi. Fairy godmother.

Brandon: didn't try at all. Don't include.

Kelly: Step sister. Need I explain?

Karen: Step mom. Again, need I explain?

Jason: king, I guess.

Angie went through all the results.

The four judges got their blindfolds taken off my Himiko and Tenko. Tenko quickly pulled them up, resulting in twin shouts from Sasha and Linda, while Himiko tapped the tops of Korekiyo and Helen's head, making the blindfolds disappear mysteriously.

("What? How?"

"Once you meet Himiko, you get used to it."

"It's magic~!")

"Nyaha! I have the results!"

Haruki was getting calmed down by both Kiyomi and Katashi while Kelly and Karen were bragging about how one of them got Cinderella.

Angie quickly wrote the results on a sheet of paper and taped it to the wall, "There you go!"

All the kids quickly went to the paper.

"Oh, I didn't get in."

"Brandon, at least show some emotion."

"Nah."

"bRaNdOn."

"I didn't get in?!"

"I mean, that's kinda to be expected. I've heard you sing at home."

"Kelly, I thought we were twins."

"We are, but it doesn't mean that I have to like you."

"KELLY, WE DIDN'T GET CINDERELLA!"

"WHAT?!"

"WE GOT THE STEPMOM AND STEPSISTERS!"

"THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG!"

"Oh, I'm the narrator. Ironic."

"How is that ironic?"

"I'm not telling you Brandon."

"Ooo, I got the fairy godmother!"

"..."

"What'd you get, Katashi-Oh. OH! OH MY GOD!" Kiyomi started laughing, "YOU GOT THE ROLE YOU DIDN'T WANT THE MOST! HAHAHA! YOU'RE PRINCE CHARMING!"

"Wait, isn't there a kiss? Who's Cinderella?"

Haruki stood frozen, about to hyperventilate.

"Haruki?"

"I-I-I-"

Kiyomi focused on calming him down, succeeding, while Katashi read his part.

"He got Cinderella."

"WHAT?" Both Karen and Kelly shrieked.

Kiyomi started screaming in joy, "I told you so!"

Haruki leaned against her, quietly squealing.

"Wait, doesn't this mean Katashi and Haruki have to kiss?" Alice asked.

Both of the mentioned males froze.

Haruki started sweating and apologizing at the speed of light, "Aaaaa, I'm so sorry! You probably don't want to kiss me. I mean, why would you? It's not like I'm attractive or anything like that, and you're probably not saying anything because we've been friends since birth, but-"

Katashi placed a hand on his mouth, "It's fine."

Haruki smiled and looked away.

"Wait, it's two boys-" Helen was interrupted by Angie.

"If you say anything about it bring gay, Atua will smite you."

"And I'll beat you up!" Tenko added.

"And I'll curse you!" Himiko waved a hand.

"I'll send all my organization members after you!" Kokichi warned, "You wouldn't want that! After all, it is an evil organization!"

"We'll dump you on the other side of the world," Both Rantaro and Korekiyo glared at the homophobics.

They didn't say anything.

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As Haruki sat in the car, Tenko driving him home, he thought about the events of the PTA meeting.

What do I do if they find out I'm gay?