Shuichi ruffled the now twelve year old Kiyomi's hair, "Sorry I can't come. Detective work and all that."

Kiyomi smiled brightly, "It's fine daddy!"

Kokichi kissed Shuichi's cheek, "Well, we better head off now."

Kiyomi and Kokichi waved goodbye as they exited the house.

Kiyomi was transferring to a new school, the same one Katashi and Haruki were attending. It was already a week into the school year, and Kokichi had signed up for the Parent Teacher Association, which is why they were leaving the house at 6 pm in the first place.

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Kiyomi led Kokichi into the cafeteria.

There were three tables. One had a projecter screen next to it. Another had food items on it, mostly vegetables and sweets. The last one was where the kids were sitting until the meeting actually started.

The former Ultimate Supreme Leader sat down at the 'adult table' while Kiyomi ran off to the 'child table'.

"Oh, look, a new member!" A woman with bright blond hair (Way too bright, totally dyed) and way, way, too much makeup shouted, pointing at Kokichi, "I'm Linda Brown, mother of Kelly and Kevin Brown. I'm the kids' math teacher and the leader of the PTA! What's your name?"

"Kokichi Ouma, father of Kiyomi Ouma. Former Ultimate Supreme Leader," Kokichi responded, "Oh! Ran-nii-chan! Vorekiyo Shingucci! Idiot!"

Kaito slammed his face on the table, while Rantaro waved. Korekiyo simply shook his head.

"I'm not an idiot!" Kaito hissed, raising his head up.

Kokichi leaned back, placing his arms behind his head, "Hmm, are you sure about that?"

"Why, you little-"

"There are kids here," Rantaro interrupted, slapping a hand over Kaito's mouth, before immediately retracting it, "Ew! Did you just lick my hand?"

Kaito blew a raspberry at him.

Korekiyo sighed, "It's like you're all children again."

"You four know each other?" Another woman asked.

"Yeah, we were former classmates!" Kokichi exclaimed.

After the introductions of all the other parents and their kids, the meeting started.

"Alright, we should start with vaccines."

Alright, normal, normal.

"We should ban them."

God damnit.

"No," Rantaro drew out the word, "We've told you over and over again. We are not banning vaccines."

"Why not?" Helen, a mom, asked, "They cause autism after all."

Kokichi blinked, "Where the fuck do you get your information."

"Dad!"

"Right, right, sorry."

"I can't believe you curse around kids!" Paul, a dad, gasped, "Who decided you fit to be a dad? Your child's mom? She must be stupid."

Kokichi, Kiyomi, Kaito, Korekiyo, and Rantaro snorted.

"Oh my god, he doesn't know," Kaito wheezed.

"Doesn't know what?" Haruki asked, leaning over the table.

"We can't tell you right now," Rantaro ruffled his son's hair, Katashi pushing it away with a, "Dad stop."

Korekiyo giggled, leaning on Rantaro. All the other adults at the table immediately recoiling, their kid's confused.

"Take your sin out of this meeting!" Linda shrieked.

Kokichi glanced at Kaito, smiling widely.

"Ouma, you better no-"

"What sin? Their beautiful homo marriage or your makeup?" Kokichi smirked.

"Shots fired!" Kiyomi laughed.

"Uncle, no," Katashi warned.

"Keep going! Keep going!" Haruki encouraged.

Linda turned red, "You-"

"Or maybe those lemon bars that Sasha made?"

"Hey, I'll have you know I made them with my own blood and sweat!" Sasha defended herself.

Kokichi leaned back, looking at his fingers, "Next time you buy from the store, buy the good ones."

Sasha turned a similar color to Linda.

Her child, Karen, snorted, before stopping once her mom glared at her.

Rantaro placed his hand underneath the table for Kokichi to high five.

The rest of the meeting went similarly, with the adults saying stupid shit and Kokichi and the gang having to fucking roast them.

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"-And that's basically all that happened!" Kokichi finished explaining to Shuichi, who was making dinner.

He blinked, turning away, "I need to go to the next one."

"Yeah! Wreck them with dad, papa!" Kiyomi smiled.

Shuichi laughed, "Yeah, I will."

Kokichi cheered, attempting to spin in his chair, only to fail and fall off.

"Are you okay?"

"Dad?!"

Kokichi laughed.

God, he had the best family.