The former archon and Herrscher of the cosmos found himself stunned into silence as he felt his best friend's lips leave his. 

What the fuck?!

"Sheesh, here I am, kissing you in front of my beloved fiancee, risking your life and you can't even say anything," Kiana teased with a smile as she noticed how taller he had become. 

"I... what?" 

"Did I break you?" Kiana teased, pinching his cheek as she smiled at him. 

"Idiotka, stop molesting Rex-Onii-sama," Bronya said, dragging Kiana away. 

"What the?! Brtnya! Let me go!" 

"At least deny trying to molest him, Kiana," Mei said as she helped Bronya control Kiana. 

"Uncle, are you dead?" Reese asked, tugging his pants. "Big sis march! Uncle is dead!" 

While the archon, a veteran of numerous wars he was, a veteran of romance he was not. 

"aww, you take a lot after Rex than me," Kiana whined as she held Reena's face. While only having in the presence of her father and his other versions, the girl blushed as her mother complimented her hair. "Look, Mei! My daughter is so cute!" 

"Yes she is, a shame that her father is the idiot," Mei whispered bitterly. 

"Aww, are you still mad that you are the one that he likes the least out of all of us?" Kiana teased, causing the Herrscher of lightning to turn red. "After all, you used to have the biggest crush on him," 

"Kiana-chan!" Mei whined, causing Makoto to giggle and Ei to Blanche at the thought of her beloved sister or someone that looked t her, falling for a seemingly incompetent man. 

"Oh, you must be the Kiana, Cerberus told us about," March said with a grin as she looked at Kiana. Hearing this, Kiana smiled at March. 

"Rex told you about us?!" Kiana asked as she brightened in joy while Guizhong poked her adoptive son's cheek. 

"Yes! Cerberus often told us about you three and his brothers!" March said, enjoying the attention. "He also taught me how to get better with a bow." 

"That's no surprise," Bronya said with a smile as she approached the trailblazer with Seele. "Rex-Onii-sama is better with a bow than he is with any weapon," 

"He is?!" Dan Heng asked in shock. "I've seen him use a spear and his spearman ship is leagues above mine." 

"Yes, his sister-in-law, big sis Ely, taught him how to use a bow," Mei said with a smile. Kiana just smiled as she hugged her daughter, immediately getting fond of her daughter. 

Reena turned red at the motion of being spoiled by her mother, who smiled at her and hugged her even more. "I-if you want... I can show you how skilled Cerberus is with a bow," Reena said. 

"Sure! I wanna see it, right Stelle?" 

"Wah! Holy shit! It's a more ladylike Aunt Himeko!" Kiana shouted as she saw Himeko enter the theater. 

"Hm? Do I know you?" Himeko asked with a kind smile.

"Nope! But I know someone like you," Kiana said with a smile. 

"Cerberus, are you alright?" Belobog Seele asked as she approached her friend. "If you want, you can sit with us," Belobog Bronya nodded as she looked at her friend. 

"Go," Kiana said with a smile before she looked at Seele and Bronya from Belobog, assessing them. The two felt uncomfortable at how Kiana looked at them while Guizhong smiled. 

'Grandbabies,' She thought ominously, causing Xiao and Zhongli to inch away from her. 

"Sure..." Cerberus said, wary of how... understanding his best friend had been. Well, it has been nine years for her and she has probably matured. 

"Rex-Onii-sama!" Bronya shouted with a grin as she hugged the former archon from behind, surprising him even more at the fact that the monotone armored bunny Bronya just smiled. 

"Holy..." Seele from Belobog said as her eyes widened as she compared her Bronya to the Bronya that Cerberus knew. 

"You got taller," Cerberus said with a smile as he rubbed her head. another heart attack almost happened when Bronya smiled and leaned on his hand even more. 'I think I spent too much time fighting with Charles for the imperium. I wonder how he is doing,' 

"So, why are you dragging me?" Rex's voice echoed in the theater as it showed him being dragged by a familiar person. Raiden Makoto, the original electro Archon, smiled brightly as she walked beside him, a smile on her face. 

"Well, it has been a while since you last visited Inzauma, Ebon Heart," Makoto said with a smile. 

"What?! How could you?!" Kiana dramatically shouted. "You have a perfectly sexy Mei-Senpai here and you chose someone else?!" 

"For shame, Rex-Onii-sama," Bronya teased, causing another heart attack for the Herrscher and former archon at the teasing grin. 

"Well, don't worry, Kiana," 

"Call me Mommy!" Kiana said with a smile. 

"Mommy," Reena said with a blush. "Well, this version of Rex or Cerberus is a different one. He was sent to Liyue during the Archon War after some events." 

"Oh, how far back?" Guizhong asked with a smile. 

"Well, the records are muddy, but he spent a lot of time with you and you adopted him in this timeline," 

"Well, that's it," Ei said as she looked at Lumine and Paimon. "My sister and the Ebon Heart are close, rumors say that when Makoto died during the Cataclysm, he went mad and it caused his rebellion against Celestia." 

"He rebelled against Celestia..." Zhongli whispered. 

"Why would he do that?!" Paimon asked in fear, only for another person to enter the Liyue-style dinner area. 

"Because Ebon Heart is one of the patrons of Khaenri'ah," The more mature and feminine version of Guizhong said with a saddened smile. 

"Ebon heart... I always preferred his title of Song Weaver," Bonanus whispered. 

"I thought your favorite was Spell Dancer?" Indarias said with a smile. 

"Guizhong, Bonanus, Indarias!" Paimon said and Lumine smile at the three. 

"Hello, Lumine, Paimon, Ei." Guizhong said with a smile. Behind them stood Xiao, dressed in a dress for some reason, looking depressed. 

"I look hot!" Guizhong cheered as she looked at her more mature form in glee. 

"Bonanus... Indarias..." Xiao whispered as tears formed in his eyes at the sight of his fellow Yakshas that were still alive. 

"How..." 

"Rex is a master of finding loopholes. His mastery of the Adeptus arts and knowledge has allowed him to dispel the Karmic debt and he beat the shit out of the Guardian Yakshas and forced them to go to therapy." Reena said. 

"That makes sense..." 

 "Lady Guizhong," Ei greeted. 

"If you are wondering where Ebon Heart is, he is probably somewhere hiding from Ganyu," Guizhong said with a smile, only for a portal (a curtain of darkness) to open in the room. The Yakshas immediately moved to protect Guizhong- until,

"Kya! Hurry!" The voice of Makoto, the sister Ei lost, echoed as a figure carrying a young woman as they ran from insectoid creatures.  

"Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have teased Apep!" The figure shouted as he effortlessly jumped out of the portal and twisted mid-air as a bow formed and in an effortlessly clean maneuver, shot an arrow from the bow, using his feet. Sadly, the young woman's fumbling made him slip, and for Makoto to giggle as she landed on the ground effortlessly. 

"Well, it all worked out," Makoto said with a smile as she looked around. "Ei!" Makoto shouted as she hugged her sister, shocking the archon at the sight of her older sister. 

"Rex!" Bonanus and Indarias said with a smile, hugging the therapist of the Yakshas.

 "Bonnie! Indie!" Rex said with a smile as he hugged them. "I missed you two!" The young man said with a smile. "Oh! Hey, Aether! Wait... when did you get boobs? I mean you look good, but not as good as I am." 

Silence, the entire theater went silent as the Cerberus hid his face from view. "Please end me..." 

"Wait... you knew my brother?!" Lumine asked, looking at him. 

"Knew him? Wait... ah, you must be Lumine!" Rex said with a smile. "Aether told me a lot about you," Makoto, seeing her chance, smiled as she approached him and hugged him from behind, resting her chin over his shoulder. 

"You already have me, and you're still womanizing?" Makoto teased with a smile as she wrapped her arms around him. "Were the nights we shared our warmth not enough?" 

Ei, both on screen and in the audience, fainted at the sight of Makoto flirting with her...

"Grandbabies!" Guizhong whispered in glee.

"I'm the aunt!" Both Yakshas said while Xiao shook his head at the insanity of his family. 

"Do I need to punish you again?" Makoto asked, her eyes and voice turning cold as her arms tightened around him subtly. Her eyes then focused on Lumine, daring the traveler to try anything. 

"Ha! Whipped!" Kiana shouted while pointing at him. 

"Says you!" Cerberus countered. 

"At least I got laid!" Kiana smugly replied. 

"Dumbass!"

 "Wanna go?!" 

Having been tired of the banter of her parents, Reena snapped her fingers causing the two Herrschers to disappear. Only to pop back in with disheveled clothes with Cerberus missing some buttons and his clothes having some damage here and there. Kiana was the same but with his coat covering her body with a triumphant grin while she glowed a bit. 

"Yo! I came here to play!" Yatta bird, I mean Senti, shouted as she popped in via a portal and looked at the people before she put on sunglasses and summoned her wares. "Would you like to buy something?"