3rd P.O.V.

L/n Residence...

It was a dark and stormy night at the L/n residence, Lana and Y/n are seen sleeping peacefully in bed together until they're suddenly woken up by something. Y/n quickly grab his gun from his nightstand as he points at the door.

Y/n: Who's there?!

From the storm lightning, they were able see a brief glimpse of someone that look like Archer.

Lana: Archer?

Lana goes to turn on the lights as they see it is, Archer. However, Archer is half naked and wearing a lab coat covered in blood while wielding a meat cleaver.

Y/n: Dude, what happened to you?

Archer doesn't say anything instead tightening his grip on the meat cleaver.

18 Hours Earlier...

At the ISIS agency, Pam is seen stapling a piece paper on the board as Cyril reads it out loud to find out, what is about.

Cyril: "Interoffice fraternization of an intimate nature is prohibited to include but not limited to... trysts, assignations..." What's this even mean?

Pam: It means no more banging coworkers.

Cyril; Oh, so it doesn't affect you. HAHAHA!

Pam: Mee-hee. Oh, wait, guess what.

Pam stable Cyril's chest as payback for his mean comment.

Cyril: Ow! Hey, this isn't my fault.

Archer: For once is not but I know who do blame... Pam.

Pam: *flabbergasted* Wha-What did I do!?

Archer: If you hadn't recorded that- *shiver in disgust* that video of mother with Y/n having sex in her office. Then I wouldn't be claiming about it would I?!

Cyril: Wait what?! Y/n had sex with Malory.

Pam: Yeah, and more than once! He was going at her like a dog in heat almost though he was going break her.

Archer: Stop! I don't want to hear it any more of mother having sex with Y/n.

Cheryl: What's wrong? Is someone going to cry~!

Archer: Shut up, Carol!

Cheryl: It Cheryl!

Archer: Whatever! Anyway... What are you doing Thursday between 9 and noon?

Cheryl: Ugh.

Archer: One and 4?

Cheryl: I'll be doing one of your co-workers. And I already have one in mind! *thought* His name is Y/n~

Cheryl walks away from them as she goes to look for Y/n to have sex with before the deadline.

Pam: Well, do it before quitting time Friday. *thought* I know I will~

Cyril: Why'd Ms. Archer give us until Friday...?

Pam: I did that. Somebody in this building is gonna have sex with me.

Archer: Yeah? You think between now and Friday... you can score some roofies?

Cyril: Heh-heh-heh.

Pam aim her stapler gun at Archer while at the same time, Archer pulled out his gun and pointed at Pam.

Archer: Uh-uh. Pam? I will end you.

Pam seeing no other choice, stables Cyril's chest again.

Cyril: Ow!

Malory's Office...

Malory is seen looking frustrated, rubbing her head feeling annoyed with Archer ranting about her having sex with Y/n while pouring himself a drink.

Malory: Would you quit whining about it?

Archer: Oh, I'll stop until YOU stop sleeping with him.

Malory: Never! Besides, why do you care who I sleep with? And I already granted your request so what's the problem, now. *thought* Now, I have to find some other way to make love with Y/n without getting caught.

Archer: Because it just wrong! I mean is bad enough knows about it but knowing everyone knowing that Y/n is screwing my mother. It's embarrassing!

Malory: Embarrassing? Coming from the person who sleeps with whores and strippers on a daily basis. It always sex, sex, sex...

The screen behind Malory's desk pop open to show Nikolai on the other end of the call catching Malory and Archer by surprise.

Nikolai: Sexy-sexy, eh?

Malory: Nikolai?

Nikolai: Is from Frederick's of Latvia.

Archer: Mother?!

Nikolai: Oh, hello, son.

Archer: What?!

Malory: Nikolai.

Archer: Why did he call me "son?" What is this?

Malory: You mean... besides incredibly awkward?

Nikolai: You mean "awkward", my darling.

Malory: No, I think "incredibly awkward" just about sums it up.

Archer: What? Mother!

Malory: Nikolai, could I call you back?

Nikolai: I will be here maybe in one hour... then I'll try to hit gym, so...

Malory end the call immediately.

Malory: The gym. That'll be the day.

The sound of glass shattering is heard as Malory turn to see Archer has already broken one of her expensive glass drinks.

Archer: Are you out of your mind?

Malory; I must be. Because it looks like you just destroyed... my Steuben bar set.

Archer: Well, you just destroyed my innocence.

Malory: Oh, please, that Brazilian au pair... did that when you were 13.

Archer: 12. And why does Nikolai Jakov... the head of the KGB, have a direct line to your office?

Malory: Well, you know, from time to time...

Malory sees Archer filling up his glass with ice, ignoring the part it mix with broken glass as Malory begs him to stop.

Malory: What...? No. Just leave that, you'll cut yourself. Sterling.

Archer; Why did he just call me son?

Malia: That's often a figure of speech.

Archer: Yeah? How often?

Malory: Very often. Just not in this case.

Archer: I know... Uh... What?

Spitting out a few glass shards from his mouth, Archer passes out. Breaking another of Malory's expensive glass drinks in the process.

Malory: Terrific. Two Steuben glasses left and you break one.

Y/n's Office...

Meanwhile, Y/n and Lana are having sex in his office after learning about the new rule that will take effect by the end of Friday. So, deciding to make the most of it before the deadline, Y/n and Lana immediately start having fun with one another.

1 hour later....

Lana: That was amazing as always, honey~

Y/n: Your welcome, my beautiful Amazon~

Lana: *giggle* I love it when you call me that.

After they got done putting on their clothes, they get back to discussing what they were talking about earlier.

Y/n: So, what you were saying earlier about Pam and Cheryl are sure you're ok with me sleeping with them. I mean Malory is one thing but...

Lana: Is fine, Y/n! Besides I still owe you a gift after the blimp mission/anniversary.

Y/n: Aircraft but what matter is that you're ok with it is all the matters to me.

Lana: Just remember who's your number 1#~

Y/n: Lana... you will always be my number 1#~ And I don't mean just as a lover, I mean as my partner at work and wife.

Lana: Aww~!

Back at Malory's office...

Malory helps Archer on a chair as he start coughing up blood and glass after regaining consciousness.

Archer: But I already have a father. His name was John Fitzgerald Archer. He was a fighter ace, and he won the Navy Cross. And his men called him...

Malory: "Black Jack" Archer. I know, dear, I know, because I made it all up.

Archer: But the military funeral.

A brief flashback is shown of Archer and Malory at a funeral with young Archer saluting and Malory looking annoyed as she was more focused on the time than the funeral.

Archer: But the 21 gun salute.

Malory: I donated 600 bucks to a Junior ROTC team up in Yonkers. Which they used to go to a competition in Albany... where they won third place.

She said, showing the frame certificate.

Malory: So a lot of good came out of that.

Archer: *sarcasm* So all's well that ends well?

Malory: What was I to do? Tell a 3-year-old his father might be in the KGB?

Archer: What? What do you mean might be?

Malory: So there may or may not be a few other possibles... in the mix.

Archer: What?

Back Y/n's Office...

Y/n and Lana share a kiss before Lana left the office to get some work done.

Lana: I'll see you at lunch later, babe~

Waving her goodbye, Y/n was about to go back to his office until Pam appeared behind him.

Pam: Hi, Y/n~

Y/n: Hey, Pam.

Pam: So, have you heard about the new rule that will be taking effect after Friday.

Y/n: I heard.

Pam: I was thinking maybe you and me can... you know.

Pam thrust her hips back and forward giving Y/n a hint what she wants.

Y/n: I was wondering when you ask me~

Pam: Really! So, those that mean...

Y/n: Lana already told me and I accept.

Pam: Yes! You have no idea, how much I wanted this.

Y/n: Besides, I can see you been hitting the gym lately. And I'm like what I'm seeing~

Pam: W-Well, I wanted to get into shape for you since you like curve women like Lana.

Y/n grabs Pam by the chin making her blush from the action.

Y/n: Pam... what I like about you isn't your body but your personality and strength~

Pam: W-Wow~! Are you telling the truth?

Y/n: Why would I lie? And besides my favorite type of woman is an Amazon. You, Pam... are one of them~

This made Pam's shiver in excitement as she got wet.

Pam: S-Sploosh~

Y/n: Now, let me rock your world~

Pam: O-Ok~!

Y/n then pull Pam inside his office making sure to lock the door before going down to business with Pam.

Back with Malory and Archer...

Back in Malory's office, Archer was having a meltdown after he couldn't believe his mother lied to him about his father.

Archer: I can't believe it!

Malory: Well if you'd let me.

Archer; Yeah, tell me. How my father might be Nikolai Jakov... head of the KGB or Len Trexler, head of ODIN!

Malory: Well...

Archer: I assume those are my only choices?

Malory: Uhh...

Archer: Oh, my... Who else?

Malory: Gene Krupa. No, wait.

Archer: What? The drummer?

Malory: Not Krupa, the other one, with the teeth. Buddy Rich.

Archer: Oh, my...

Malory: I could never say no to a drummer.

Archer: Could you say no to anybody?

Malory slapped Archer across the face feeling offended.

Malory: I said no to plenty.

Back at Y/n's office...

After having sex for one hour, Pam was completely satisfied for first time in her life. As shown of her passed out on the couch, naked, and a smile on her face.

Y/n: For someone, who can eat a lot, energetic, and funny. She knows how to please a man when she wants to be pounded.

Getting up, wearing only his pants and shirt, he walk over to the door to get something to drink. He opens the door only to see, Cheryl at the other side of the door.

Cheryl: Hello, handsome~

Y/n: Hey, Cheryl.

Cheryl: I can you been... busy~

She said as sees Pam naked on the couch already getting an idea what he did to her.

Y/n: I guessing you want a piece of this action~

Cheryl rip open her blouse, showing her red bra.

Cheryl: Take me, big boy~!

Jumping into his arms as the two go back inside the office.

Later...

While Y/n rest in his office with the two naked women passed out on the couch. The rest of the day goes on as usual except the part that Nikolai discovers Y/n is Malory new and permanent lover along with believing that Archer could be his own son. So, finding a way to get back at her and get rid of Y/n at same time. Nikolai devise a plan by kidnapping Archer and mind controlling him using the latest technology that his scientists have to offer.

However, at first everything was going well with Archer kidnapping and planting the mind control device inside his brain until Nikolai learned from his scientist there was a design flaw from the mind control device. Nothing less, the mind control device start taking effect after Archer hears a phone call from Y/n and Malory asking him where he is and if he's ok. This made Archer who still being controlled grab a bloodied lab coat and a meat cleaver while repeatedly saying "Must kill Y/n" before wandering off somewhere.

Bringing us tot he present of today....

Present...

It was a dark and stormy night at the L/n residence, Lana and Y/n are seen sleeping peacefully in bed together until they're suddenly woken up by something. Y/n quickly grab his gun from his nightstand as he points at the door.

Y/n: Who's there?!

From the storm lightning, they were able see a brief glimpse of someone that look like Archer.

Lana: Archer?

Lana goes to turn on the lights as they see it is, Archer. However, Archer is half naked and wearing a lab coat covered in blood while wielding a meat cleaver.

Y/n: Dude, what happened to you?

Archer doesn't say anything instead tightening his grip on the meat cleaver. Y/n got out of bed while still keeping the gun on Archer. Y/n can tell something wasn't right about Archer

Y/n: Archer, are you alright?

Lana: Baby, I don't think you should get close to him.

Y/n then hears Archer muttering under his breath.

Y/n: What?

Archer: Must kill.... Y/N!!!!

Archer swings the meat cleaver at Y/n, who manages to block it with his gun.

Lana: Archer, what the hell?!

Archer start swinging the meat cleaver wildly at Y/n while Lana look for gun only to forget she misplaced her clip.

Y/n: Archer, what gotten in to you?! Are you still upset about me sleeping with your mother?

Archer: *speaking Russian*

Lana: Since when can he speak Russian?!

Y/n: He can't!

Y/n kick Archer in the stomach sending him falling back.

Y/n: He's being mind controlled!

Archer got up and tackled Y/n but Y/n reversed the attack by putting Archer in a chokehold.

Y/n: Lana, call Malory!

Lana goes to call but minute she dial the number, Archer immediately start screaming in pain as he clenches his head. Y/n noticed whatever controlling Archer is being interfered by the phone signal.

Y/n: Lana, pass me my phone!

Lana passes Y/n his phone as he calls Malory phone number and put it on speaker.

Archer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Y/n: Lana, now!

Lana grab one of the lamb and smash it across Archer's back of the head.

Lana: Ok... what the fuck!

Y/n: I don't know, sweetheart. For now, call Malory over while I tie him up.

Later....

Malory arrived at the house after Y/n brought Archer down to the living room all tied up.

Malory: So, you're telling me... Sterling came to your house in the middle of the night and attacked Y/n.

Lana: That pretty much sums it up.

Y/n: Not only that... turns out Archer must have been kidnapped and brainwashed by Russian spies, I believe. When I went to bandage his wound, I notice a small hole on the side of his head.

Malory: Oh my god!

Lana: It explains why he was able to talk in Russian so fluently. And saying "Must kill Y/n!" like he was ordered.

Malory: Oh, dear... this is my fault. We had a fight and one thing let to another, I told him the truth on how I don't exactly know who his father really is.

Y/n: Oh, crap...

Malory: Look let me handle it, I caused this mess and should be the one to fix it.

Then they heard Archer groaning as he started waking up.

Lana: Speak of the devil.

Archer: *groan* Ugh... mother?

Malory: I'm here, Sterling.

Archer: Ow... my head hurts.

Y/n: Well, what do you expect after being bashed across the head with a blunt object. As well, having someone drill a hole in the side your skull.

Archer: What!?

Malory: Sterling, I need you to listen to me... I understand you having trouble accepting the fact about not knowing who your real father but know I raised you to become the man you are without any help from... whoever your father is.

Lana/ Y/n: *thought* Now, it all makes sense.

Archer: Yeah, you were always there for me. Which I never really thank you for.

Malory: Sterling, I don't need thanks. That's what makes me such a wonderful mother.

Archer: Ha-ha. Are you kidding?

Malory: Don't be shitty. Can't we just enjoy the moment?

Archer: Yeah, how could we not?

Malory: Ass.