3rd P.O.V.

L/n Residence....

Back at the house where Y/n and Lana live together, they're seen having breakfast together after a long night of constant sex for many hours. Lana still had the look of satisfaction on her face while she ate with her breakfast with her husband.

Y/n: What a night, Lana~?

Lana: Yeah~! I still wondering... where you get your stamina? I almost passed out a few times.

Y/n: The secret is eating a lot of spinach.

Lana: *giggle* So, like that guy named Popeye, who eat spinach to grow insanely strong.

Y/n: Exactly! Only difference is instead of gaining super strength. I get increased stamina so I can keep going all night with my lovely wife.

Lana: Aww~

Lana gave Y/n quick kiss on lips for that.

Y/n: Malory told me yesterday that you and her are going to the French Riviera, today.

Lana: Yeah, it a bounty mission about an arms dealer name Spirodon Skorpio. Who is trying to sell stolen shipment of Redeye missiles. My mission is to kill the arms dealer before that happens.

Y/n: Alright but you shouldn't underestimate him, I already did my research on him before and there's a reason the bounty on Skorpio is so high.

Lana: I know sweetheart, I'll be careful. Besides you should've seen the expression on Archer's face when Malory told him, he's not getting the mission.

Y/n chuckle to himself after hearing that.

Y/n: I bet he was upset since he won't be getting any of the money.

Lana: Yeah, about that.... Is it ok with you if I keep the bounty to myself this time. I know we usually split it 50/50 when going on missions together but...

Y/n: I'm ok with it, Lana! It's your bounty, your money so it makes sense you keep it.

Lana was surprised by quick response.

Lana: Wow, I didn't expect you to respond so fast. I thought you need a minute to think this over.

Y/n gently grab his wife hand as he made her look at him.

Y/n: Lana, you and me are a team. And I don't mean just as a couple but as partners at work. I have great respect for you as a person!

Lana: Even with my large hands?

Y/n: ESPECIALLY your large and beautiful hands. It the best part of you~!

Lana felt her heart racing and body heating up, she immediately stood up, toss all the plates to the floor basically clearing the table and rip off her nightgown letting Y/n see her whole body in display.

Lana: Take me here and now~!

Y/n just smiled at Lana, picks her up by waist as she wraps her legs around him.

Y/n: Gladly, my Amazon~

The two start passionately making out as their moans are heard throughout the house.

Later....

After the intense BREAKFAST sex, Y/n helped Lana pack up her things up that she needs for the mission before leaving the house. When arriving at the office, Malory is seen by the entrance of the elevator already ready to go with her luggage by her side.

Malory: Now remember, I want the entire data system on those new servers... or I will just make it rain pink slips.

Archer/Cyril/Pam/Cheryl: Yeah, we got it!

Malory: Except you, Y/n~! You can relax all day if you want.

Y/n: Got it, Malory! And Lana, let me know if anything happens. I'll rush to your location the fast as I can!

Lana: I understand Y/n but you don't need to worry about me. I'll get the mission done with no problem trust me.

Malory: See you later everyone!

Lana and Malory get on the elevator as they leave to catch their flight.

Y/n: Bye, Lana!

Archer: Heh, Simp.

Y/n didn't respond to Archer but instead just punch him in the balls in response.

Archer: Ah, my balls!

Pam: Ha!

Cheryl: *giggle* He punched him in the balls.

Plane...

While Lana and Malory are waiting to reach their destination. They decided to kill some time by speaking with one another about their relationship with Y/n.

Lana: So, how are you enjoying being my husband lover?

Malory: Oh, I love it! Y/n has been an amazing partner to me than anyone I ever dated before. That including the sex part~! *moan* I can still remember his touch even now.

Lana: Yeah, my husband knows his way around a woman body considering I was the one who taught him where to find the G-spot.

Malory: And you did an excellent job for that! It's no wonder I keep climaxing every time before he cum inside me.

Lana: That's reminds me... why are you coming with me on this mission?

Malory: About that... I'm meeting with a previous lover of mine or better yet, soon to be Ex to be clearly. Are you familiar with the head of the KGB, Nikolai Jakov?

Lana: Oh... now that's explains everything.

Malory: Yeah, the last thing I need is him coming after Y/n out of jealousy. But it's not like he can hurt Y/n since he is considered the number 1# spy for a reason hence the codename "Reaper".

Lana: True since I can remember, Y/n has always managed to get the job done no matter what the situation he's in.

Malory: Tell me, Lana has Y/n ever talked about his past or his family.

Lana: No, not even once after we got married. The only thing he said about his past is he grew up in the slums of Mexico if I remember correctly.

Malory: Hmm... I can understand his reason on wanting keep secrets about his past. Is the same for me when it comes to who's Archer biological father. But I'm sure Y/n will tell you when he's ready it just sometimes the past is hard to relive especially for those who want forget about it.

Lana: Right...

French Riviera...

After a few hours, they reached their destination as they part ways from the airport.

Malory: Now you go have a fun assassination.

Lana: Okay, and you go have fun at your thing.

Malory: Oh, I will. Bye, dear. *thought* It means I will finally break up with that Russian idiot.

Just as Lana's cab drives away, Malory expression changed into a cold one. As the person standing behind her with a magazine cover their face turn out to be Nikolai.

Malory: Did you rent a boat?

Nikolai: Da, is very... Ahem. Pretty nice boat.

Malory: It better be, Mr. Sex-Tape. And you, scuff that luggage, and I'll cut your hamstrings for you.

Back at the office....

Y/n and his coworkers are busy going through and sorting the files or at least.... They were until Y/n, Archer, and Krieger started slacking off out of boredom.

Pam: I think we're making some progress.

Cheryl: Where, in opposite-world? We're never gonna finish all this.

Pam: We can, if certain people would help.

Cheryl and Pam look over to see, Krieger behind a fort made from the case files boxes.

Krieger: I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in... Fort Kickass.

Krieger: Isn't that right Y/n?

Across the room, Y/n built a similar fort only bigger than Kriger while wearing makeshift paper crown on his head.

Y/n: Indeed Krieger! None shall pass our impenetrable forts.

Krieger: Agreed!

Cheryl: Ugh! Are you kidding me?!

Y/n: Cheryl, why don't you become my queen of my castle!

Cheryl: Ok, never mind! Make some room for me, my king!

Cheryl joins Y/n in his fort and puts on her makeshift crown that Y/n made for her while having a blush on her face as she stands close to Y/n inside the fort.

Pam: Hey, what about me?

Y/n: You, Pam will be my trusted knight!

Y/n tossed Pam a makeshift sword and shield out of cardboard.

Pam: Aw, sweet~!

Y/n: And my first command as king, I command you to attack Krieger fort!

Pam: Yes, my king! *War cry*

Krieger: Oh, shit!

Pam charge at Krieger fort basically destroying it in the process. Cyril walks up to Y/n's fort as he's looking concern.

Cyril: Hey, Y/n...

Y/n: What's up, Cyril?

Cyril: Aren't you worried about Lana? I mean she is going on a mission to assassinate a highly dangerous arms dealer.

Y/n: Cyril, I understand you and Lana dated in the past but if you knew her as I do. Then you should know Lana can handle herself, she isn't weak.

Cheryl: Yeah, especially with those monster hands!

Y/n: What the hell, Cheryl?

Cyril: I guess you're right.

Cyril walks away as Pam comes back after destroying Krieger fort.

Pam: Speaking of Lana, Y/n can tell us about your sex life with her. I'm dying to hear the juicy details!

Cheryl: Oh, I'm curious as well!

Y/n: Sorry you two but my sex life with Lana is none of your business or anyone in that matter.

Pam/Cheryl: Aww, man!

Archer: Why do you two even care to listen, I bet its boring the second you hear it.

Y/n: ...... Pam do me a favor and throw a box at Archer's head then I'll tell you and Cheryl what you want to hear.

Pam: On it!

Archer: Wai-

Archer got knocked down from his seat by the box thrown at his head.

Y/n: Alright let's go you two.

Pam/Cheryl: Yay!

Pam and Cheryl follow after Y/n to his office so he can speak with them in private. Once they're in his office, Y/n made sure to lock the door so no one can disturb them while he gives the details.

Y/n: So, what do you want to hear?

Pam: Tell us how many time you two went at it!

Y/n: The longest we had sex was at least 12 hours during the weekend. I'm sure she climax about 50x times before she passed out from exhaustion.

Pam: A-And how many times did you cum inside her?

Y/n: At least 10x times, one creampie for every 10 climax she had. Lana was completely filled from every hole that I'm surprised she's not pregnant yet.

Pam shiver in pleasure of thought of being in Lana's shoes if it was her being pounded by Y/n.

Cheryl: What about kinky stuff? Have you two tried any bondage with one another.

Y/n: Y-Yes, Lana wanted to try spice things up on our sex activity by asking me to tie her up and blind fold her while I dominated her in bed by having my way with her like she asked me.

Cheryl: Oh, please continue~

Back at French Riviera...

Malory is seen keeping a close eye on Lana across the boat she's on with Nikolai while he tries to impress but fails miserably.

Nikolai: So, heh-heh, did I say is nice boat, or what?

Malory: Yes, Nikolai, you certainly did... which hopefully explains my shock at finding myself... aboard the Chum Guzzler. *thought* I'm so breaking up with him!

Nikolai: I am just getting that.

Malory: Well, I know what you're not getting.

Malory goes back on spying on Lana from a distance.

Malory: I hope everything going ok over there.

Nikolai: Leave that to your field agent. Why must you always micro-manage?

Malory: I don't. And if you will recall... I used to be an excellent field agent.

Nikolai: Da, is why I fall in love with you.

Malory: My God, Kolya, we were so young.

Nikolai: Young and in love, and in Berlin. On that magical moonlit night, beneath the Bridge of Spies. The night before you break my heart and disappear for nine months.

Malory: *thought* Oh, shit...

Malory start getting nervous. 

Malory: Kolya, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Before she continues speaking, Malory took a sip from her drink only to spit out immediately.

Malory: What is in this drink?

Nikolai: Sorry, is ice from cooler. Somehow it got butter all over it.

???: Aah!

Nikolai: Hey, don't be queen of drama.

Malory: That wasn't me, you idiot.

Looking back at her binoculars, Malory sees Lana being taken away as she flail her arms around in a panic state.

Malory: Oh, dear God.

She quickly pull out her phone and call Y/n immediately.

Back at the Y/n's office...

After Pam and Cheryl left the office to deal with a "private" matter. Y/n hear his phone ringing and goes to answer it.

Y/n: Hello, Malory. What's-

Malory: Y/n! Lana is in trouble something went wrong with the mission.

Y/n: Hold on, what?!

Malory: I don't know what happened? One minute everything was going find and the second she is being taken away by someone.

Y/n: Ok, ok, just send me the coordinates where Lana is and I'll be there soon as possible.

Malory: Alright but hurry, Y/n! I don't want to imagine what Skorpio is doing to her.

After hanging up phone, Y/n rushed toward the armory room to collect some ammo and his favorite shotgun along with grabbing a set of keys before leaving the agency once receiving the coordinates.

Y/n P.O.V.

1 hour later...

After an hour trip, I managed to arrived at the location where Lana's mission is taking place. I was getting nervous about Lana safety after Malory told me the situation that went down.

Y/n: Hold on, Lana. I'm coming and I can't believe I'm saying this.... "Phrasing".

As I said that, I drive the Jetsky toward the boat just close enough so they don't spot me. Once getting close enough, I put on my scuba gear and dove into the water.

Y/n: *thought* Everything seems to be going smoothly for now. However, anything go wrong any second- crap!

I spotted a bunch of scuba diver armed with harpoons gun as I see them swimming towards me.

Y/n: *thought* Good thing I brought this with me.

Aiming my gun at the armed scuba divers, I shot down each and one of them with only one of them managing to graze me.

Y/n: *thought* That take care of them. Now off I go to save my wife!

Continuing my swim toward the boat once I reached the edge, I discard my scuba gear and start climbing the wall until I got on the boat.

Y/n: Now, I better find Lana and hope she's- Drinking champagne in a bikini?

There in front of me... is my wife drinking champagne in a bikini and totally fine as she looks at me with a surprise look.

Lana: Oh, fuck...

Then I heard someone yelling across the boat.

Skorpio: Two minutes, my love. I am just now again... re-shaving my balls again.

Y/n: Ok, I didn't need to hear that.

Lana quickly drags me to the boiler room in order to hide me from Skorpio's sight.

Lana: What are you doing here!?

Y/n: What am I doing here!? I thought you were in trouble!

Lana: Who told you I was in trouble?

Y/n: Malory told me, she said she heard you screaming and being taken away.

Lana: Wha- OH! This is embarrassing... I wasn't screaming sweetie. I was actually laughing!

Y/n: Laughing? I guess that make sense but what about the part being taken away by someone.

Lana: That part I can explain one of the guards carried me under Skorpio orders to take me back to his room because I was pretending to be waisted in order to be alone with Skorpio.

Y/n: But with the balls shaving part? You aren't thinking on sleeping with him.

Lana: Oh, hell no! I just kept putting him off, making him re-shave his balls. Y/n, I would never do that to you or our marriage besides when I saw Skorpio's dick. I did everything I can to hold back my laughter because comparing his size to yours, there's a reason why he's compensating with all these stolen weapons.

Y/n: That's a relief! I wasn't doubting you or anything, I was just concern about you because how Malory put it on the phone.

Lana: I know dear and I'm grateful for your concern, but I have everything handle except one thing.

Y/n: What's that?

Lana: I can't kill him without drawing attention to myself. The only weapon I have with me right now in person is my pistol. And the rest of my weapons are in my bag in my private room.

Y/n: Luckily for you, my love~ I didn't come here unprepared.

I pulled out my favorite shotgun from the duffle bag.

Y/n: Just tell Skorpio you spotted someone suspicious going to the boiler room. I'll deal with the guards and you'll deal the rest. This is still your bounty, Lana! Nothing has change only difference is I'm just here to support you.

Lana: Aww~! That's why I love so much!

Me and Lana then share a passionate kiss before separating.

Lana: Take care, sweetheart~!

Y/n: You too, my Amazon~!

3rd P.O.V.

Meanwhile....

Back on the other boat where Malory is on, she looks on being concerned about Lana and Y/n safety after not hearing anything from Y/n, yet.

Malory: Do you have any KGB agents nearby?

Nikolai: Meh...

Malory: "Meh" what?

Nikolai: I just don't feel so comfortable... discussing KGB operations with you.

Malory: What? I tell you everything.

Nikolai: Da, but is a little unprofessional.

Malory: Nikolai, you better explain to me now. Or, swear to god! I will shove that skewer stick down your throat.

Nikolai: Ok, fine! I'll explain...

Nikolai then explain the reason why he can't send KGB operatives to help and after hearing the explanation, Malory was totally pissed off.

Malory: Unprofessional? From the man who used an entire KGB surveillance team... just to make a sex tape of me?

Nikolai: Ha. And entire KGB art department... to airbrush wrinkles off your old ass.

Crushing her drink in her hand, Malory took a deep breath before speaking.

Malory: I want to break up and leave this boat. Right now.

Nikolai: So who's stopping you?

Back on the other boat....

A couple of guards arrived at the boiler room after Lana told Skorpio, she spotted someone suspicious going into the boiler.

Guard 1#: Look around! This person should still be around here.

The guards start spreading around the room checking every corner until finding nothing.

Guard 2#: Nothing, sir!

With none of them taking notice of Y/n pointing his gun upside down from the ceiling. He took the shot by killing all three guards in the room before dropping down from the ceiling.

Y/n: Three down...

Suddenly the sound of yelling and footsteps coming can be heard from up top as Y/n just smiled to himself.

Y/n: Let there be carnage!

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After killing every guard on the ship, Y/n made sure to double check that no one was left alive before going back to check on Lana.

Y/n: Hey, Lana! How did it go with Skorpio?

Lana: It went well!

Inside the room, Y/n saw Lana seating on the bed with Skorpio lifeless corpse on the floor of the room.

Y/n: I can see that.

Lana: What now? Should I just take picture of Skorpio lifeless corpse and leave. I was actually enjoying being on this boat!

Y/n: Well I mean... no one is here to stop us. This boat is technically ours, now. Just as long we dispose of the bodies on board.

Lana: Are you saying... we can keep this boat!

Y/n: You know it, Lana!

Lana: *squeal in excitement* This is the best!

Y/n: Let get rid of the bodies first before we celebrate.

Lana and Y/n then start getting rid of the bodies including Skorpio corpse before taking a picture and a piece of his finger.

Y/n: Now, that's done...

Lana: Wait! We should pick up, Malory! Let me just call her-

Y/n: There's no need for that, I know where is right now.

Later....

Malory is seen sitting at the peer after breaking up with Nikolai and learning the truth behind sex tape.

Malory: Freaking jackass! I can't believe I even dated him. I'm so glad I dumped his ass! *sigh* What am I going to do? Maybe I can call Y/n for some comfort.

Y/n /Lana: Malory!!!

Malory: Huh?

Malory turn around to see, Y/n and Lana appearing in front of her with Skorpio's boat.

Malory: What the hell?!

Y/n: Nice to see you, Malory~! How are you?

Lana: I manage to finish the mission even brought proof to show it.

Malory: Ok but... isn't that Skorpio boat?

Y/n: It was but is ours now! Care to join us? We got plenty of food and alcohol to last us the whole week.

Malory smile happily seeing her day turning around.

Malory: Y/n, you just know how to make an old gal like feel young again.

Y/n then help Malory get on the boat as the three of them sail off afterwards to enjoy their whole week together with constant relaxation, drinking, and love making.