3rd P.O.V.

We begin the episode with Malory calling a meeting at the agency to discuss about certain issues they need to go over after last year events. And let's say Malory is not happy with past results except the ones Y/n and Lana accomplished.

Malory: And if it happens again I'll put a lock on it... so no one can enjoy it. Moving on, item seven. Oh, I'm afraid I have some tragic news.

Archer: Um, item six wasn't tragic?

Malory: Zip it. Agent Hector Ruíz... who had infiltrated El Frente Rojo... was killed last night when his cover was blown.

Everyone felt bad for Agent Hector passing except Archer who looked confused.

Archer: Wait, who?

Lana: How in the world did his cover get blown?

Y/n: *thought* I got an idea on how it happened.

Flashback...

We look back at Agent Hector on his mission, everything was going well at first until he received a phone call. And when he goes to answer it turns out to Archer who was drunk at the time.

Archer: Ruíz? Hey man, talk to these chicks, all right? Tell them how we're really ISIS agents! They don't believe me. Hello? Señor Wingman?

Leading to his cover getting blown and killed on the spot.

End of Flashback...

Archer: He probably got careless.

Y/n: Bullshit.

Malory: I'm sure Hector didn't get..

Archer: Oh, come on. Ruíz was a loose cannon. He played fast and he played loose. And in the end, he got burned.

Malory: Be that as it may!

Archer: Loose cannon.

Y/n: Shut up!

Archer: Make me!

Malory: Enough! For ISIS to continue enjoying Title 6 tax incentives... we have to meet certain... diversity requirements.

Cyril: Oh, I think we're pretty diverse.

Y/n and Lana look Cyril with a deadpan expression.

Y/n: Cyril... say that again and look around you before saying that again.

Cyril then realized Y/n and Lana are the only black people in the room making Cyril rethink his statement earlier.

Cyril: Oh... I take it back.

Lana: You think?

Malory: Because after losing Agent Pak last year...

Flashback...

Agent Pak is seen held up by gun point while holding his phone in the air after his cover blown by Archer.

Archer: Hey, tell this broad what's up with I, Pak-man. Wokka, wokka, wokka!

Malory: And then Agent Mgumbe...

The same thing happening to Mgumbe.

Archer: You going to this lame ISIS picnic?

Bringing the point that Archer was responsible for those agents dying on the field because of his reckless actions.

End of Flashback...

Archer: Loose cannons!

Y/n shut Archer up by punching him in the nuts making him fall to the floor growing in pain.

Malory: The agency palette has become... decidedly monochromatic.

Cheryl: I'm one sixty-fourth Cherokee.

Everyone groan in annoyance except Y/n who place his hand on Cheryl's shoulder.

Y/n: That good to hear, Cheryl but that not enough considering Malory need more than that.

Malory: Back to the topic at hand. Item eight. We need a diversity hire.

Archer weakly raised his hand from the ground while holding his crotch in pain.

Archer: I vote Asian chick.

Malory: And after an exhaustive search... I found the perfect candidate. So join me in welcoming our new agent...

Everyone turn to see, the new agent leaning against the pillar as presented himself to everyone.

Conway: Stern. Conway Stern.

Malory: He's a diversity double-whammy.

Y/n looks at Conway with a suspicion expression before getting up and walking up to him.

Y/n: Nice to meet you, Conway.

Y/n offer up a handshake as Conway complies by shaking his hand.

Conway: Same here. You must Mr. L/n, I heard so much about you in the field.

Y/n: Really?

Conway: You're considered the number one spy in your field that other agencies are jealous of not having you on their payroll.

Y/n: You don't say I guess popularity just keeps growing I guess.

Malory: Y/n, dear~ If you don't mind could you show Conway around the building. I'll be waiting in my office to discuss with you later.

Y/n: Sure, Malory. So, Conway ready for the tour around ISIS?

Conway: Sure if meant getting a better understanding of he layout than yes

The meeting then came to a close for day while Y/n show Conway around. However, Y/n gets a strange feeling about Conway for some reason but can't put his finger on it.

Y/n P.O.V.

1 hour later...

I was getting done showing Conway around as we been passing by important and highly secretive areas since he's going to be part of the agency. The feeling I was having earlier still hasn't disappeared for some reason.

Y/n: So, Conway... what agency did you come from before Malory recruited you?

Conway: It was an agency far off the map, top secret so I can't say the name.

Y/n: Ok... *thought* That's sus!

Conway: Y/n... I heard you got married three years ago. Is that correct?

Y/n: Yes, I got married to my coworker, Lana.

Conway: You mean the sexy lady that was sitting next to you with the big hands.

Y/n: Watch it! That's my wife you're speaking.

Conway: Sorry! Didn't mean to offend you or anything.

Y/n: Just be careful next time and besides don't talk about her hands, she's very sensitive about them.

As we continue walking, I stopped for a moment to introduce him to my coworkers/friends.

Y/n: Before we finish our tour, I want to introduce you to my fellow coworkers. The real heroes of the agency if it weren't for them keeping everything in order then it would be chaos around here.

Cheryl/Pam: Aw, Y/n~

Cyril: That very kind of you to say, Y/n.

Conway: Nice to meet you all.

Y/n: Now, let me show you the locker room before I leave the rest to you.

I then escort him to the locker room as he took notice of the empty office.

Conway: I see one of the office is currently empty right now.

Y/n: That's the big corner office is still empty right now but Malory will figure it out.

Conway: You call her, Malory instead of Ms. Archer?

Y/n: I'm her top spy remember?

Conway: That right, how can I forget.

Later...

After leaving Conway to himself in the locker rooms, I make my way towards Malory's office. While I'm there I might as well ask her where she found Conway because things don't add up.

Arriving at her officer, I open the door and enter her office. Malory greeted me with a smile while having a drink in her hand.

Malory: Y/n~! Glad you're back, how did the tour with Conway go?

Y/n: It went smoothly just finish leaving him to himself at the locker rooms.

Malory: That's great to hear~!

Y/n: Malory if you don't mind me asking, where did you find Conway anyway because when I asked him about it. He was very secretive about it for some reason.

Malory: To be honest, I don't know. I just pulled up his resume one day and he was perfect candidate to add to the agency.

Y/n: So, you never checked his background or the agency, he was from before accepting him.

Malory: Nope.

Well I can't blame Malory for being careless about it since she was looking for new employees. Considering Archer is the one responsible for causing all those agents death, may they rest in peace.

Malory: Tell me, Y/n... you think Conway is some sort of threat to the agency.

Y/n: I can be sure for certain since I don't anything to back it up. However, I found it suspicious he accepted the job offer so happily considering our background record of losing agents in the field. No offense to you, Malory!

Malory: Don't worry about it, Y/n. Since that idiot of a son of mine cause more problems for me than anyone here.

Y/n: Ok then... I'm going to check Conway resume and background in the meantime.

Malory: Before you do that, I wanted to discuss with you about that empty corner office. I know everyone is talking about it even those brain dead idiots.

Y/n: Yeah, what about it?

Malory: I was thinking of giving it to you, dear~

Y/n: Me? For what occasion?

Malory: You been doing so much for this agency I believe you deserve your own office to yourself.

Y/n: That very amazing of you, Malory. Thank you!

Malory: Anything for my favorite spy on the field~ And before you go... up for another round~

She said to me with smirk on her face.

Y/n: Here we go again~

Malory: Indeed~

3rd P.O.V.

1 week later...

After only a week since Conway join the agency most of the people in the building enjoy his company. However, the same thing cannot be said for Archer and Lana, who dislike Conway since he prove to be amazing at everything.

Take for example how Conway finished Lana task in a matter minutes after she been working on it for months. Or how Archer thinks that Conway is sleeping with his mother which it isn't true... not entirely since he's not the one doing the deed.

In the meantime, Y/n has been looking up on Conway background and so far none of Conway's information was adding up to him. While he was busy in his office that Malory gave him, Lana entered the room to let him know where she's going.

Lana: Hey, sweetie~ I'll be going out on a personal mission.

Y/n: Is it to kill Conway?

Lana: How did you know?

Y/n: I got the idea from Cyril's black eye you gave him.

Lana: Hey, he made fun of my hands.

Y/n: I know...

Y/n then gently grabs his wife's hand and caresses them.

Y/n: And it was wrong of him to do that.

Lana: Aww~

They share a kiss together getting back to the topic.

Y/n: Back to the part killing Conway, I don't think that's a bad idea.

Lana: So, you agree with me?

Y/n: More like a feeling that... Conway isn't telling us, who he really think he is.

Lana: You think he's a double agent.

Y/n: I believe so since none of his background doesn't adds up. I look over everything multiple times letting me believe, he's a double agent.

Lana: So, does this mean I can kill without consequence.

Y/n: I say... go for it!

Lana: Thank you, Y/n~ I know I can count on you to be on my side.

Lana start making her way out of the office before saying something else.

Lana: I'll send you the location where Archer and Conway are going. I get feelings Archer is going to mess things up in order to kill Conway.

Y/n: Got it! I'll see you there.

Timeskip...

It was what Lana said earlier.... Archer decided to do everything in his power to mess up the mission to kill Conway even after Lana was with them. Which led to Archer fighting multiple soldier single handedly while Conway and Lana watch from inside the vehicle trapped.

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After they manage to sneak inside the building, Archer and Conway get into postion before the meeting time takes place. Meanwhile Lana was waiting for her husband to arrive as backup if things go south which will happen soon.

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Before Conway could stab Archer back, literally... Y/n manage to save the day by shooting the knife from Conway hand from a sniper distance catching them by surprise.

Archer: What the?! Where you about to stab me!

Conway: Yeah...

Conway punch Archer across the face knocking him down and taking the brief case just as his escape helicopter arrive at the scene.

Conway: It was nice knowing you, Archer! But my ride is here... too bad I couldn't take out, Y/n when I had the chance could use the extra bonus but you win and lose.

Archer: Conway wait. Just answer me one question.

Conway: Yeah, make it quick. My ride is here.

Archer: Did you have sex with my mother?

Conway: Wait, what? That is your only question? Not who am I, not how did I infiltrate the agency... or who the hell is flying the helicopter?

Archer: Just answer the question!

Conway: No, Archer, I didn't have sex with your mom.

Archer: Oh, thank God.

Conway: But you should ask Y/n about that.

Archer: Excuse me, what? What does he go to do with my mother.

Conway: Are you kindling me? It's obvious-

Before he finish that sentence, Lana came in and shot a harpoon at him but only hitting the brief case.

Lana: Sorry, Conway.... Oh, wait, shit, I had something for this.

Conway: Aah. Is it something like, uh "You don't get off the hook that easy"?

Lana: Damn it.

Archer: Yeah, he's good at those.

Lana: Well, crawl on over there and blow him.

Archer: Hey, come on.

Lana: Now, drop the case, Conway!

Conway: It's cuffed on, woman. Aah! And how the hell are your hands that freaking strong...?

While Lana kept a good grip on the line, Y/n fired another shot severing Conway's hand completely.

Conway: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Y/n: Take that Conway!

Conway then flies away as yell out to them from a distance.

Conway: You haven't seen the last of Conway Stern!Which is not my real name!

Archer: Uh, so let me guess.

Lana: Yeah. Whoever he is, he ghosted an ID file onto our worldwide database.

Archer: Yeah. Which Y/n probably found while researching about him.

Lana: *sigh* Say it...

Archer: Lana, because he's in the, uh... Danger Zone!

Lana: And those were his last words. Right before he bled to death on the rug.

Archer: Bled to death? What are you-

Another shot was fire from Y/n's sniper, hitting directly to Archer foot.

Archer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Lana: Nice shot, sweetheart~!

Y/n just gave a thumbs up to his wife from a distance.

Later...

Lana is calling Malory on the phone while Y/n is treating Archer's bullet wound.

Malory: Which rug? Oh, good. I thought you meant in the bedroom. No, that one is just jute. Exactly. Guests come in from the beach, they're all sandy or whatever, and... Suspension? Lana, dear, you and Y/n are getting a bonus. My God! You two foiled that perfidious Conway, saved Sterling's.

Lana: That great to hear, Malory! You hear that Y/n?

Y/n: Thanks Malory!

Malory: While you two are there, you and Y/n are welcome to stay at my apartment at Miami in the meantime. Have fun!

Hanging up the phone, Malory sigh in relief.

Malory: That Y/n... he knows how to make a woman like me feel happy~ Maybe next time I can invite there to have fun only me and him.