Incorrect Quotes pt. 2
Hello, I'm too tired for an intro or an outro.
Incorrect Quote #11
Jinx: Help, I'm drowning!
Caitlyn: We're only in 5'5 feet of water!
Jinx: Not all of us are 6 feet tall! I'm 5'3!
Incorrect Quote #12
*game night*
Jinx: I will put down 'a' to make 'a'.
Vi: I will add onto your 'a' to make 'at'.
Ekko: I will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'.
Caitlyn: I will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'.
Jinx: *flips board* *punches Caitlyn in face*
Incorrect Quote #13
Caitlyn: We call that trauma.
Caitlyn: *turns to Ekko* Not a 'bro moment'.
Caitlyn: *turns to Vi* Not a 'major L'.
Caitlyn: *turns to Jinx* And not an 'oof LMAO'.
Incorrect Quote #14
Vi: *does something reckless*
Caitlyn: Vi, how could you do that you are so reckless!
Caitlyn: *does something equally if not more reckless but in cursive*
Incorrect Quote #15
Silco: I need a human skull and you can't ask why.
Singed: Only if you also don't ask why.
Singed: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Silco: ........
Singed: ...........
Silco: *takes one* This will do.
Incorrect Quote #16
Vi: HELP! I TOLD CAITLYN I'D MAKE DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Jinx: *pouring milk into a cereal box* And you thought I could help?
Incorrect Quote #17
Sevika: Are you drunk?
Jinx: Off the spirit of Christmas!
Silco: And the spirit of whiskey.
Incorrect Quote #18
*Caitlyn and Vi playing Minecraft*
Caitlyn: Oh no oh no oh no-
Vi: What's wrong?
Caitlyn: I did a thing!
Vi: You regret the thing you di-
Caitlyn: *screams*
Vi: What the fuck did you- *see's mass of agrivatted baby chicken zombies* Damn it.
Caitlyn: *screams again*
Incorrect Quote #19
Council: Jinx, how do you plead.
Caitlyn and Vi: *mouthing* Not guilty.
Jinx: Hot milky.
Council: .......
Caitlyn: .........
Jinx: .........
Vi: Just lock her up.
Incorrect Quote #20
Caitlyn: Compliment me.
Vi: *panics* You have eyes.
Caitlyn: Yeah, that works.
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Have a good day/night!
Quote: "I had a crush until you started talking to the gun." -Ekko, League of Legends game.
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