Incorrect Quotes pt. 2


Hello, I'm too tired for an intro or an outro.



Incorrect Quote #11

Jinx: Help, I'm drowning!

Caitlyn: We're only in 5'5 feet of water!

Jinx: Not all of us are 6 feet tall! I'm 5'3!


Incorrect Quote #12

*game night*

Jinx: I will put down 'a' to make 'a'.

Vi: I will add onto your 'a' to make 'at'.

Ekko: I will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'.

Caitlyn: I will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'.

Jinx: *flips board* *punches Caitlyn in face*


Incorrect Quote #13

Caitlyn: We call that trauma.

Caitlyn: *turns to Ekko* Not a 'bro moment'.

Caitlyn: *turns to Vi* Not a 'major L'.

Caitlyn: *turns to Jinx* And not an 'oof LMAO'.


Incorrect Quote #14

Vi: *does something reckless*

Caitlyn: Vi, how could you do that you are so reckless!

Caitlyn: *does something equally if not more reckless but in cursive*


Incorrect Quote #15

Silco: I need a human skull and you can't ask why.

Singed: Only if you also don't ask why.

Singed: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Silco: ........

Singed: ...........

Silco: *takes one* This will do.


Incorrect Quote #16

Vi: HELP! I TOLD CAITLYN I'D MAKE DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Jinx: *pouring milk into a cereal box* And you thought I could help?


Incorrect Quote #17

Sevika: Are you drunk?

Jinx: Off the spirit of Christmas!

Silco: And the spirit of whiskey.


Incorrect Quote #18

*Caitlyn and Vi playing Minecraft*

Caitlyn: Oh no oh no oh no-

Vi: What's wrong?

Caitlyn: I did a thing!

Vi: You regret the thing you di-

Caitlyn: *screams*

Vi: What the fuck did you- *see's mass of agrivatted baby chicken zombies* Damn it.

Caitlyn: *screams again*


Incorrect Quote #19

Council: Jinx, how do you plead.

Caitlyn and Vi: *mouthing* Not guilty.

Jinx: Hot milky.

Council: .......

Caitlyn: .........

Jinx: .........

Vi: Just lock her up.


Incorrect Quote #20

Caitlyn: Compliment me.

Vi: *panics* You have eyes.

Caitlyn: Yeah, that works.


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Have a good day/night!

Quote: "I had a crush until you started talking to the gun." -Ekko, League of Legends game.

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