Dante- heeeeeey Travis~
Travis- hi Dante
Dante- Travy drink this potion~
Travis- no the last time I drank one of those I got turned into a cat
Dante- but it isn't a cat potion~
Travis- fine *takes potion and drinks it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dante- hi Tracy~
Tracy (aka Travis)- DANTE YOU BOOB WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!?!?!?
Dante- turned you into a hot babe~
Tracy- wait why does my chest feel so heavy?
Me-  •///• you have uhhhhhhhhh b-o-o-b-s
Tracy- >////< nu!
Me- I'll teach you how to be a boob- I mean girl hehehe 😓 (literally what I would say)

Tracy- Dante how long will this last?
Dante- a week..
Tracy- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOH!!!!

Dante is a boob...
Bye~