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Rainbow was random. Almost as random as Pinkie Pie. Sometimes Applejack wonders, why her??. Why was she stuck with one of the most weirdest people alive??.
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Applejack hummed. She carried the basket of clothes upstairs. She noticed that is was unusually quiet. Applejack knew something was up. She looked around, wearily.

Rainbow was going to give her a heart attack one day. She was bound to pop out of nowhere any second. Applejack walked down the hall to the bedroom. She kicked open the door and walked in.

Suddenly someone popped out of nowhere.

"BOO!!".

Applejack jumped, dropping the basket, and screamed in fright. The lights was turned on, revealing an histerically laughing Rainbow Dash.

Applejack stared at her, her hand over her heart.

"Ya nearly gave me a heart attack, ya crazy weirdo".

Rainbow laughed, running out of the room. Applejack stood there for a moment, feeling her pulse. Her heart was racing. She sighed after a few more seconds and picked up the basket.

"That gal".
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Applejack sighed. She was bored out of her mind. She thought about taking a nap to pass the time. She hasn't seen Rainbow for a while.

Looking around, she sat up. Where was she??.

"That girl's up ta somethin", she said, standing up.

Applejack walked out of the room. She headed into the kitchen. She stopped at the doorway. She spotted Rainbow Dash sitting on the counter, playing with the silverware. She was clanking the spoons and forks together like they were having a duel.

Applejack crossed her arms, amused. Rainbow looked like she was having fun. The rainbow haired teen suddenly held up the fork.

"The forks have claimed the kitchen for victory", she declared.

The spoon was let go and it fell to the floor.

"And thus the evil Spoons have fallen and a new empire of the forks has risen. All hail the great forks".

Rainbow snorted, laughing. She sat there laughing at her own self. Applejack smiled.

"Are the spoons gunna become their slaves??", she asked, walking in.

Rainbow turned her head. She smiled when she saw Applejack.

"Hey there, AJ. It was awesome".

Applejack walked up to her. She wrapped her arms around Rainbow's waist.

"What happened??".

Rainbow looked at the many spoons and forks, laying around her. She looked at Applejack and shrugged.

"A war", she said simply.

"Ohhh", Applejack said. "What kind of war??".

"The war between the spoons and forks to see who would claim the kitchen. Although the forks one, they have to share the land. Captain pointytips and General Roundhead aren't exactly on good terms at the moment".

Rainbow made a face.

"But they'll have to work things out".

Applejack nodded. "Sounds interesting. That must've some war you saw".

Rainbow nodded. "Yup. I saw everything".

Applejack kissed her forehead.

"Mah soldier girl".

Applejack smiled at her. "Now clean up so we can have lunch soon".
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"Rainbow??".

"Yeah??".

"Where are you??".

"In here!!".

Applejack walked into the laundry room. She stopped suddenly. There in the middle of the room, was Rainbow Dash, sitting in a basket, reading a book. Okay then.

Applejack placed a hand on her hip.

"What're you doin in there??".

Rainbow looked up at her, grinning.

"It's comfortable", she said.

Applejack laughed. "Yeah. Cause yir so small, you can fir in there perfectly".

Rainbow's mouth fell open.

"You're mean. Pull my carriage".

Applejack walked up to her. She stood there silently for a moment, staring at Rainbow Dash. Rainbow looked at her.

She sighed. "Please".

Applejack smiled. She bent over and grabbed the front of the basket. She pulled the basket out of the room. The girls went around the house to the living room.

"Choo choo".

Rainbow smiled as they came to a stop.

"All passengers off at Get the hell out of the basket ville".

Rainbow stood up. She stepped out of the basket, holding her book.

"Chuga Chuga Chuga. Choo Choo".

Rainbow went in circles around the room. Finally she plopped down on the sofa. She opened the book and began to read.

Applejack sat down. Rainbow rested her head on her lap. Applejack sat back, turning the tv on.

"You're weird".

"I know", Rainbow said, smirking. "You love me".
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The lunch room was noisy as ever. Teens talked, yelled, laughed, payed instruments, listened to music.

The girls were just quietly sitting at their table, having a normal volume conversation.

"So then I remember he stole the ball. I'll have to work on that".

Rainbow bit her pizza. She stole a glance at Applejack. The blonde was lookimg at something behind her, fear on her face, shaking her head mouthing the words "No. Stop".

Rainbow looked behind her. She saw Flash standing extremely close to her. She saw him reaching for something. She looked at her tray. He was reaching for her chocolate chip cookies she had gotten for a snack.

HELL NO.

Rainbow growled. She karate chopped his arm.

"MINE!!!".

Flash jumped and took his hand back. Rainbow growled at him, holding the pack of cookies close to her. She glared at the teen as he backed away in fear.

When he was gone, Rainbow put her cookies down and resume eating. Applejack couldn't help but laugh.

"He looked so scared".

The girls laughed at what had just went down. Applejack got up. She walked over to Rainbow Dash. Sitting beside her, she wrapped her strong arms around her.

"You're somethin else babe. You know that??".

Rainbow smiled. "I know. But I'm me and you love me, right??".

Rainbow eyes the blonde wearily. Applejack giggled.

"Of coarse ah do".

Rainbow smiled. She picked up a cookie. He held it up to Applejack.

"Want one??".

Applejack looked back at Flash, who was with his friends. He looked at the couple. His mouth fell open in disbelief. Applejack smirked and looked at Rainbow.

"Sure. Thanks RD".

She took the cookie. Examining it, she saw a bite size portion had been taken out of it. Applejack looked up at her.

"Seriously??".

Rainbow shrugged.

"I got hungry".

Applejack looked at the slice of pizza on Rainbow's tray. She sighed and took the cookie.

"You sure are somethin else", she said.

Applejack wrapped an arm around her waist.

"Ah thank Celestia fir you and that weird brain of yirs".

Rainbow smiled. "Yay weirdness!!", she cheered.

Applejack laughed. Yup. Yay weirdness.
Let me know what cha think :) I'll update another one later when I get back from church