Impractical Jokers HQ

Sal- Standing beside James, I glance out the window. "How exactly are we getting out of here?"

Casey- I pocket the keys, then go over removing a picture and pressing in on the fake wall. (Smirks) "I've had all the offices hooked up with the best and latest weaponry as well as had some of the best security hired. I'm fucking paranoid, thanks to Q."

Brian- (Mutters) "Thanks I think."

James- We look from Casey to the assortment of assault weapons. "Damn, you have us prepared for war."

Casey- (Shrugs) "Crazy world."

Joe- Without question, I grab weapons I know I can use. (Four different hand guns, six different knives and an axe)

Bessy- I carry Remington and allow Lana to stay close between Joe and I. "Are you sure giving her a weapon is a good idea?"

Joe- "She's a smart girl Bess and you can't carry both kids, besides if anything happens one of us will grab her quickly."

Bessy- (Nods) "Okay."

Joe- Giving Miliana a small bag with an assortment of knives, I hand her one. "Baby girl, I know uncle Q has been teaching you how to properly use a weapon...now is the time to put that training to good use."

Miliana- (Nods) "Yes, Daddy."

Casey- I get an assortment of weapons placing them into a bag, then place a gun on my hip and grab a knife.

James- Grabbing three knives and a sword, we all turn to see Sal getting reprimanded by Q.

Brian- I get two knives and three guns, easily hiding each one within reach on my person, then I grab the cross bow and all arrows. Seeing Sal grab for something he has no idea of using, I grab it from him. "Absolutely not!"

Sal- I was startled when I had the weapon grabbed from my hand. "What was it?"

Brian- "Something I cannot teach you how to use now, so here..." I hand him a katana.

Sal- "A sword?"

Brian- "Correction, a katana."

Sal- "Oh."

Casey- "Teach him later, we need to go."

Brian- I pick up a bag and fill it with an assortment of smaller weapons, more useful weapons and a first aid kit. "Take this." I hand it to Sal.

Sal- I take the bag, without question.

Casey- (Nods) "Lets do this." With weapons at the ready, I unlock the door and peak out into the practically deserted hallways. "We will have to use the stairs, we can't risk getting to an elevator and it not working even with the backup generators." I lead us out and down the hall.

Joe- (Whispers) "Dude, if we survive whatever this is...we need to move our offices to the first floor."

James and Sal- (Nods Agreeingly)

Miliana- I peak into a glass enclosed office and see blood everywhere. (Squeals)

Brian- I pause for a moment seeing all the blood and two undead that was interested by the new sound. (Whispers) "Come on sweetness." I give her a gentle shove to keep up.

Bessy- I turn back to see the two catching up. (Whispers) "What happened?"

Brian- (Whispers) "She saw some blood smeared on the glass conference room walls and squealed, it drew some unwanted attention unintentionally. I caught sight of the two undead inside and quickly got her moving."

Sal- My eyes widen in shock. (Whispers) "So it is a Zombie Apocalypse?!"

Brian- (Nods and Whispers) "Seems so."

Joe- I give Bessy a reassuring smile and we keep moving.

Bessy- I tighten my hold on Remington and keep an eye on Lana who walks between Brian, Sal and I.

Casey- Once at the end of the destroyed hall, I open the door to the stairs and we slowly make our way down.

James- (Whispers) "Is it odd that we haven't come across any, um...what are they called?"

Brian- (Whispers) "Walkers, though Casey and I prefer the term Undead."

James- (Whispers) "Right..."

Bessy- Even I was curious at this point and we were almost to the garage. (Whispers) "Where are they?"

Casey- (Whispers) "Anywhere and everywhere, they are dangerous and unpredictable."

Brian- (Whispers) "We will discuss Zombie 101 at the safe-house!"

Casey- (Nods) I attempt to peak out the blood smeared window but obviously can't, so taking a chance I open the door and peak out. "Alright, quickly now." We rush out to the black van as I pull out the keys and unlock it. "Everybody in!"

James- I get up front with Casey.

Joe- Bessy and I get into the back first, with the kids.

Brian- Sal and I get in last, making sure the doors are secured.

James- "What kind of van is this?"

Casey- I quickly start it and head out of the garage and into the chaotic streets. "This van has a built-in roll cage, bullet proof glass, reinforced steel body and if you look under the floor boards in the back there you'll find it fully equipped with the latest weaponry."

Sal- "So not only is this van unidentifiable, it's hooked up."

Casey- (Nods) "Full on gas and even has food."

Joe- I find the food. (Smirks) "Damn Casey, you really are paranoid."

Casey- "Hey the safe-house is the same exact way; I'm surprised none of you found any of the weapons."

Brian- "Actually I did, I just knew to leave them alone because you had them there for a reason."

Casey- (Sighs) "Thank you."

James- We pass by flipped cars, people attacking people and buildings burning. "What the fuck happened in such a short time?"

Sal- "So this is what the end of the world looks like." Nearly jumping out of my skin, when my phone vibrates. "What the Hell?" I take it out and read the text.

Joe- "What is it buddy?"

Sal- I hand my phone to Brian.

Brian- I take his phone and read it. (Sighs Softly) "I'm sorry, Sally." I hand it back to him.

Sal- I tuck my phone back into my pocket. "I just now got a text from my sister Jenna, she said our family was dead and that she was saying goodbye."

Casey- What he said makes me wonder, are we all going to receive messages like that.

Impractical Jokers Safe-House

Joey- I hear a vehicle pull up and step out unto the porch with a loaded shot gun.

Casey- I shut the van off as we all get out. "Put it down, asshole."

Joey- (Sighs) "Took you all long enough."

James- "Well getting through the city was utter mayhem!"

Joe- I carry in a sleeping Lana, taking her to mine and Bessy's room.

Bessy- I follow in after Joe with Remington; laying our kids in the bed together, then joining the others downstairs.

Sal- After bringing everything in, we all settle around the kitchen island.

Brian- I rest my hand on Sal's lower back rubbing it in a soothing manor.

Casey- "Sal got an interesting text which brought up a question. Is our families dead already or will we be getting similar messages?"

Joey- I look between them confused. "What is Casey on about?"

Sal- I hand Joey my phone.

Joey- I read over the text. "Dude, that is not a way I would want to learn about it." I hand the phone back.

Sal- I pocket my phone once more.

Bessy- We all knew Joey was married with kids. "What do you mean?"

Joey- (Sighs Heavily) "Woke up to this chaos. My wife and youngest was in the kitchen, while my eldest was in the back yard with our dog. They weren't human anymore."

James- "What did you do?"

Joey- "The right thing."

Casey- At this point we all knew what that was, or believed what it was.

Bessy- "So if you woke up to it and Sal got a phone call..."

Joe- I share a look with Bessy. "Our parents, the kids' grandparents are already gone and honestly I can do without knowing."

Bessy- (Nods Agreeingly)

Brian- "My brothers work or worked for the fire department and if I'm correct were at the underground facility when it blew up so they are already dead. As for my parents they live in Pennsylvania and I really don't want to know or care to know." I look at each one of them. "My family is right here."

Sal- Brian was conveying pure honesty.

Casey- Taking out my phone, I look through my messages. Sliding it to the middle of the island. "My wife wrote a simple; Goodbye."

Bessy- We all take a few moments to grieve, the loss of our loved ones.

Joey- "Now that we have that settled, how do we deal with this mess we are currently in?"