Ok so Me, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook are reacting to some app humans ships!

I found these all online btw!

Me: ok here is ze first ship:
Facebook: can you please quit talking french-

Instagram x Snapchat

Instagram: eh that's ok I guess
Twitter: at least it ain't me..
Me: oh trust me your gonna be coming up at some point
YouTube: I KNOW when she is too!
Me: fine that will be here at some point..
Facebook: what now?
Me: anyway next:

Facebook x YouTube

Facebook: oh this again
YouTube: we playing spin the bottle again?
Me: I was hoping so lol
Twitter: Ha Ha no-
Instagram: this ship isn't bad.. it's like me and Snapchat..
Facebook: ok that's the last ship I'm in
Me: ha ha no it's not! Anyway next:

Amino x Wattpad

Instagram: reasonable.
Twitter: really?
YouTube: ah I see. The two shyest apps.
Me: I mean they could flirt if they wanted to.. so.. we against it?
Facebook: no not really
Instagram: nope
Twitter and YouTube: no
Me: ok then NEXT:

EU x YouTube

YouTube: ....
Twitter: WHY ARE COUNTRY HUMANS HERE?
Me: Jeez ok I found it
Facebook: what about article 13-
YouTube: DO NOT REMIND ME
Instagram: Do you ship this Lynoley?
Me: Ha ha.. no.
Also me: I do ship YouTube and Tw-
Twitter: I THINK I KNOW
Me: ok next and last one:

VK x PornHub

Me: erm..
YouTube: FINALLY A GOOD ONE
Facebook: You'd do anything to get PornHub off you trail, wouldn't you?
YouTube: I wish this was real..
Twitter: me too.
Instagram: ooh la la~
Me: I for some reason do not ze like this
Facebook: QUIT TALKING FRENCH
Instagram: oh I got a text for Duolingo
Also Instagram: text: ITS NOT FRENCH ITS SPANISH - Duolingo
Facebook: sorry- qUiT tAlKiNg sPaNiSh ThEn!!
Me: nOpE!
Also me: any way z-THAT is the end! Bye bye peeps!