An interview with Google and YouTube (mah boys)
So here we go (I am the interviewer; LTP are my initials so that is what I am gonna put)

Also this was not an original idea! Credit to the person who made it up

Also YT is YouTube. Duh.
And GC is Google (Chrome?)

LTP: What do you think of this interview?

GC: I don't know yet because it hasn't started yet.
YT: As long as I get paid I'm happy. 😊
LTP: like always...

LTP: Do you like anyone?

GC: No. Why is this a question?
YT: *blushes* ....
LTP: I created you like this I know who you like YT.
YT: Ok then. Who?
LTP: Twitter.
GC: wait WHAT?!

LTP: Who's your best friend?

GC: I don't know... Probably Facebook or Reddit...
YT: Facebook.

LTP: any secret admirers?

GC: How the f**k we supposed to know if they're secret?!?
YT: I don't think they count as secret.. but I have PornHub...

LTP: And how much do you think you're getting paid?

GC: at least 10 pounds.
YT: at least 100 pounds.
LTP: incorrect. Nothing.
GC and YT: HEY!!! 😡😡

LTP: *running away from the apps* hope you enjoyed this interview 😉😉