Artemis: I don't ship it. 

Apollo: Sis, I don't see the problem it's just a - oh. This is for Thalia and Percy. I don't ship it! They're cousins  for Hades's sake! And *points finger accusingly  at people who ship them* Percy, I think, will not date his cousin and Thalia is a maiden and I'm sure she will not date Percy either.

  Artemis: Good job. Next ship!