she's not the prettiest woman ever
look at her hair
bro, c'mon, don't start this again
how many times is this?
too many, just shut up and let him speak
her legs are smoother than
the length of my blade
which one? hey, ow!
don't you start either
her eyes are like oceans
i wanna swim in them
he's too corny, he belongs on a farm
rude
stop being a prude, dude
and the way she moves those lips
i'm gonna go talk to her
she's just an elf, a high elf at that
ugh, we can't stop him
either he'll get slapped or laid
everyone hoped it was the first one