Me : *three days before the pride parade* hmmm I wanna look good for pride and not skimpy like most people do at pride

Also me : *watched Ru'Paul's Drag race for 48 hours straight before the pride parade *

*day of the pride parade*

Boyfriend / Kaiden : *opens the door to my house* you ready to go

Me *steps out in high heel boots short dress and big wig with a shit ton of make up* yes-

Kaiden : .....wtf-

This happened kim chi is my baby and my boyfriend called me a trap all day because of me dressing like that