Me : *goes to a maids room since she left her cats alone*

My cat : *lazy in my room*

Me : *comes back in the room covered in the furry baby bois  hair*

My cat : sniff sniff

Me : eh don't smell me yet ! *tries to take off my cat hair cloths fast*

My cat : *comes closer* sniff sniff meow?

Me : *tears off my cloths and is in boxers in seconds throwing my cloths away*

My cat : *sniffs my hand* MEOOOWWW!!

Me : damn it..

My cat : HISSSSSSSSSSS

Me : I WANTED A PET NOT A GIRLFRIEND! !