Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.

Your dad must have been a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

Im like a potato-you can do me any way you'd like.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

I want you like I want food. (All the time.)

Are you a bowl of ice cream because I just wanna spoon you.

If you were a potato you would be a good potato.

If you were a potato you'd be a baked potato because you're so hawt. ;D