That's not a kunai in my pocket ;)

Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist.

Are you Sasuke? Because I'll follow you where ever you go.

I'll open your eight gates. ;)

Wow, it looks like you've mastered your sexy jutsu.

Orochimaru got nothing on your snake summoning skills (if ya know what I mean)

I'll show you my 1000 years of death...in bed.