My love for you is bigger then my eyebrows

You know what's big? I'll give you a hint: it's not my eyebrows.

I'll let you be the commander tonight.

Have you ever slept with the commanding officer of a large military organisation? Do you want to?

I love your smile, your hair, and your eyes. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine ;)

Are those pants for sale? Because they're 100% off at my place.