Me: Okay we have another ship.

Eren: *walks over to Mikasa* Okay what is it?

Me: SASHA AND CONNIE!

Sasha: *eating cheese burger* Huh?

Connie: *eating ham* What was that?

Me and Eren: Yeah...the perfect couple..

Jean: HAHAHA POTATA GIRL AND MEAT BOY!

Me: *kicks Jean in the balls* Stop.Being.RUDE.TO.EVERY.SINGLE.SHIP.YOU.SEE

Jean: Yes ma'am..

Me: *points to the stables* NOW GO TO THE STABLES!

Jean: *limps towards the stables*

Me: Now...with that out the way lets see the rating/

Rating: OVER 9000/10

Sasha: *hugs Connie*

Connie: *kisses Sasha*

Me: AWWWWWWWW

Eren: Welp, that happened.