Jean: OKAY YOU BLOB FACES IM READING THE NEXT SHIP

Reiner: NO LET ME READ IT

Marco: NO ME

Jean: I SAID IM GONNA READ IT SO IM GONNA READ IT

Annie: I don't really care.

Everyone: .....

Jean: *Reads ship* Oh, Mikasa is going to be mad about this one.

*Everyone but Mikasa and Eren read the ship*

Reiner: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE ESCAPE BEFORE MIKASA READS THE SHIP.

Me: *stands at the door* What ship?

Christa: Crap...

Ymir: We're all doomed.

Me: *Snatches the clipboard out of Jean's hands and reads it* .....

Me: GRRRRRRRRR *Breaks the clipboard in half*

Hanji: *Walks in* HEY EVERYONNNEEE

Me: *Tackles Hanji*

Hanji: MIKASA WHAT THE HELL *Pushes her off*

Me: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL EREN FROM ME YOU TITAN OBSESSER *Gets her blades out*

Reiner: MIKASA NO *Pulls her arms back*

Hanji: TITAN OBSESSER? EXCUSE ME ATLEAST I TELL PEOPLE HOW I FEEL INSTEAD OF HIDING IT INSIDE ME LIKE SOME LONER

Me: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?

Hanji: YOU HEARD ME

Jean: Ooooh girl fight!~

*Gets out of Reiner's grip and tackles Hanji again and they start fighting*

Eren: *Walks in the room* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

Jean: UUUGH Just as the fight was getting good...

Eren: MIKASA STOP! *Pulls her off Hanji*

Annie: I don't really care.

Marco: Chill out Mikasa..lets just see the rating before we get physical.

Rating: -1/10

Me: OH THANK GOD

Eren: Mikasa what was that all about.

Me: *Plasters a fake smile* Noothing!