Petra: Oh... Oh, oh, oh, oh! He's coming! He's coming!
Hanji: Yo, Petra and Rebel... uh... why are you guys hiding?
Petra and Rebel: It's Levi-heichou!
Hanji: Pfft, you mean that little brat? What's so great about him?

[MC REBEL]

He's heichou, got the dough,

At the top of the class

And when he walks into the club,

It makes the boys and girls dance

And he got me on the floor

'Cause his glare's just too hardcore

And I wish he would just come in,

Instead of knocking on my door

[MC PETRA]

He may be five foot three

And frowns an awful lot

But don't you know he got the booty

And plus, he's really hot

So, boy, just come on

Walk over here

See, my shirt's gone

I want that sneer

Why don't you go on and show me

Why they call you Lance Corporal

If you know what I mean

[ALL THREE]

Vi vi, It's Levi

High high, up in the sky

Vi vi, we got Levi

My my, my oh my

Ha ha ha ha ha

Say la la la la la

Ha ha ha ha ha

Rebel: Is that really what you think?
Petra: Shhh... Please don't laugh.
Hanji: Let me tell you something real quick.

[HANI-G]

One time I walked into the bar and saw him, Levi

And he couldn't get a drink because he's such a small fry

You know he likes to talk shit and has some crazy OCD

And the way he has to clean makes me scream S-T-O-P

Don't even get me started

On how he acts like in bed

Always whining about

How to do without

Clean sheets on the spread

But though he ain't got the sauce

I admit; he makes love like a boss

Ain't no guy like Levi in my eye

Can't deny that we are so fly

[ALL THREE]

Vi vi, there's Levi

By by, passing by

He go high high, up so high

Fly fly, we gon' touch the sky

Ha ha ha ha ha

Say la la la la la

Ha ha ha ha ha

[MC PETRA]

Every style and flavor

Underneath them layers

Makes me sign a waiver

To take a bite and savor

[HANI-G AND MC REBEL]

You don't have to make a grave

'Cause it's everyone he'll save

To his charm, you'll be a slave

So girl, you best behave

[ALL THREE]

Sie sind das essen (yo)

Und wir sind die jäger (f'sho)

And if you make a mess at home,

He'll barge right in to glare and groan

Sie sind das essen (yo)

Und wir sind die jäger (f'sho)

More frigid than the Arctic Zone

Oh, shit, he heard us; here we go!

Levi: (屮눈皿눈)→Angry Heichou

Rebel, Petra, and Hanji:

Wait, Levi we can explain...

(kicking noises)

Wait, ow, ow, ow!!!

Please not the face!!!

Noooooooo!!!

Vi vi, It's Levi

High high, up in the sky

Vi vi, we got Levi

My my, my oh my

Ha ha ha ha ha

Say la la la la la

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Rebel: So I found this video on Youtube and it had to be here. Sorry if you don't like it.