Rebel: Hey guys sorry I been so gone for so long...^^ *walking in holding a small cage*

Armin: REBEL WHERE THE FUCK WHERE YOU!?!?

Eren: What is in the cage...?

Rebel: *lifts it slowly* Oh this...this is my baby...^^

Mikasa:...you were pregnant...?!?!?

Levi: *backs away slowly from the room*

Rebel: The fuck Mikasa! No its my baby bird that I hatched!

Everyone: Oh....O.O

Rebel: THE FIRST BIRD OF FANGIRLIA SALUTE TO BIRDIE-SENPAI! XD