Rebel: Ok from the top now... 1, 2, 3, and 4!!!!

*Attack on Titan cast starts to sing their version of "Die Young" by Ke$ha*

Armin: SCREW THIS! The main character just DIED. I gotta get out of her before I run into another-WHOA.

Jean: I just heard Armin scream. What the crap's going on?

Eren: Bitch , YOU'D SCREAM TOO

Jean: Wanna bet your other arm?

Eren: TO KILL YOU, I JUST NEED ONE

Marco: Hey guys, come on. Please don't fight. No one's gonna die young

Other Boy: Not gonna die young

Other Girl: Our love won't die young

Group: Hey, Marco's right. 'Cause tonight, no one's gonna die young

Marco: Half-baked, but still, we'll be fine. We're not gonna die young

Jean: "I'm not gonna die" Half of that's a god damn lie. Damn fools, out their minds. Guess they forgot that one time

Jean: I mean it's not like it was episode one (Eren: u kno?)

Jean: I wasn't there but heard it wasn't that fun (Eren: fo sho)

Marco: Half of me wants to say that you're right (Eren: yea) But I know you'll lead us through this fight

Other Boy: HOLY CRAP, WE SCREWED UP OUR LIVES (Eren: uh-huh) FIGHTING TITANS 'TILL WE DIE

Thomas: I'm Thomas Wagner, I'll-

Jean: He'll be the first one to die

Marco: Hey have you met my friend Jean? He's a funny guy...

Other Boy: Baby you're safe in my arms

Other Girl: I know our love will survive!

Jean: NOT PAST EPISODE 5. Huh? OH CRAP THEY ALL DIED. HOW'M I STILL ALIVE?

Marco: Guess I was wrong. In this arc, everybody dies young

Marco: Hope I survive...

Jean: MARCO DIED? Tell me how, please, someone

Levi: 'Sup punks, little dorks. Welcome to the Survey Corps. Think you're safe, but you're not. Grab a cape and buckle up

Jean: Aw, man, I can't believe I joined with these jerks (Levi: u know?)

Connie: OH MAN I'M GONNA DIE

Sasha: I'M GONNA BE SICK (Levi: fo sho)

Eren: QUIT YOUR WHINING, WE GOTTA GO (Levi: yea)

Jean: MARCO'S DEAD YOU DOPE

Eren: WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW!

Armin: This is it, we're going outside (Levi: uh-huh)

Group: Fighting Titans 'till we die

Reiner: Check out that Titan's butt

Armin: Reiner, wait!

Jean: WHAT THE HECK?!

Reiner: Hey, I'm okay. Bet you thought that I was done

Armin: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU ¬¬¬_____

Jean: Armin, hey bro. You alright?

Reiner: Because we gotta go

Eren: Thought I heard Armin Scream

Levi: No one cares

Eren: But Heich-

Levi: Shut up. That Titan chick's dropping squads. To kingdom come

Eren: Hey, shouldn't I-

Levi: Not a chance.

Levi: We must advance. Let them go, or we're gonna die young

Eren: Hnn... I never have any fun...

Petra: Too cute to die young {......petraplz}

Jean: My best friend's gone, but not I. I'm not gonna die young.........

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Rebel: You have been blessed by another booty-ful song. I had to get the nightcore version because they didn't have the full song....;-;