Armin: *looks at Rebel and sighs*...do I have to?

Rebel: *nods furiously*

Armin: *pouts*....but why?

Rebel:....because you ate my last crate of oreo pocky.....

Armin:...*rolls his eyes*....Attention all readers.....Rebel has made a brand new book.....called....*looks at the script*....What the fuck kind of name is that? 

Rebel:....a Copyrighted name...now stop stalling...or do I have to send my yaoi boys here to punish you?-.-

Armin:.....okay then...whatever...Rebel...*looks at the paper and sighs*....ITS NEW!!!! ITS CRAZY!!! ITS THE VERY BOOK EVERY ANIME CRACK FAN OF ATTACK ON TITAN, FAIRY TAIL, SOUL EATER AND ECT. SHOULD READ!!! ITS COMES GAY FROM A FUCKED UP FANGIRL'S MIND!!!

Rebel: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?!

Armin: *smirks and keeps yelling* ITS THE NEW BOOK CALLED "From The Crazy Fangirlian Mind of Rebelia Royale With Love <3" CHECK IT OUT LIKE IT WAS YOUR BAE'S BOOTY-FUL ASS!!! NOW AVAILABLE UNLIKE REBEL ROYALE'S MAIN BAE DATING PROFILE!

Rebel: *is in shock*....*tackles Armin and pins him down*.........*plots an attack on Armin for in the new book* Readers...please check out my new book to see what is Armin's punishment^^

Armin: RAPE!!!!!!!! THIS WOMAN IS RAPING ME!!!!!!  RAPE!!!!!!!!! 

Rebel: *smiles evily*...bye bye for now...hehe....^^