Hot.Boi.Oulou and three others have logged on...

Hot.Boi.Oulou: нєу gυуѕ

Petra.R: what is up with you font

Hot.Boi.Oulou: ℓιкє ιт ?

Petra.R: you're turning into a middle school boy...

Elddd_: Agreed your username, all Nike clothes, and now the font

Hot.Boi.Oulou: ⒸⓜⓄⓃ ⓃⓄⓉ Ⓤ ⒺⓁⒹ

GuntherxHunter: Next phase is the hair flip

Elddd_: HAHA then

Hot.Boi.Oulou: I am NOT a middle school boy I am a grown man

Elddd_: What's your favorite song

Hot.Bou.Oulou: ACTUALLY ABBA

GuntherxHunter: well he's not a fully middle school boy yet ...
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Xx_Krista_xx: hello everyone! I have some great news! 💚

Re.Nier: What

Xx_Krista_xx: Ymir and I are baes!!

LevisB*tch: That's awesome! But I didn't know you were er

Levi.Ackerman: say it Eren

LevisB*tch: I didn't know you were lesbian

{nothing wrong with being gay/ straight/ pan/ bi/ ect}

Re.Nier: What?!

Xx_Krista_xx: no, silly! I'm not lesbian. Ymir is just my bae

Xx_Ymir_xx: Yea 'bae'

LevisB*tch: Krista I'm almost positive Ymir has the eyes for you

Xx_Krista_xx: Ymir and I don't look at each other that way :O

Re.Nier: That's what you think

Xx_Ymir_xx: shut up no one likes u

Re.Nier: name someone who likes u.. ROASTED

Levi.Ackerman: d*mn your just as bad as Erwin

Xx_Ymir_xx: I think it's obvious who likes me ;)

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Commander.Eyebrows: Cadets, I have a new plan.

Levi.Ackerman: speak

Commander.Eyebrows: We should all go volunteering to pick fruits.

Levi.Ackerman: When

Commander.Eyebrows: We should mooning then finger it out.

Hanji223: okie dokie

Levi.Ackerman: ok that's gross

Hanji223: coming from Levi GASP

Commander.Eyebrow: NO! Autocorrect, I meant we should go in the morning, then figure it out. FIGURE, not that other word.

Levi.Ackerman: You mean finger

Commander.Eyebrows: Yes...

Levi.Ackerman: Relax man we all have fingers

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Xx_Krista_xx: guys! Let's play a game author chan suggested! 🙈

Kxthleennn: it's called let the ships sail

Levi.Ackerman: ships?

LevisB*tch: Like someone x someone?

Kxthleennn: yes! And if any reader chans ships/ themselves are offended I'm sorry! This is only my opinion ^_^
But please comment your opioid and do not start any wars...

Levi.Ackerman: who are you talking to?

Petra.R: I'm excited!

Commander.Eyebrows: So am I! I am looking forward to seeing the 'ships' sail, he he he he he.

Kxthleennn: First off, the most popular: Ereri (Eren x Levi)

Xx_Ymir_xx: they suck

Levi.Ackerman: Says the 70 year old pedophile

LevisB*tch: I love that ship, you know why :)

Kxthleennn: I love the ship except I wish there were more moments, bc there is only one small one in the anime. But overall Ereri is so cute especially when Eren is all shy :3

Levi.Ackerman: and let me guess the fan art of me standing on books to kiss Eren?

Kxthleennn: actually no, but great idea >:)

Petra.R: Mikasa x Eren

LevisB*tch: WTF she's my sister, MY SISTER

Levi.Ackerman: I swear if that Ackerman comes near my b*tch I will cut her

Petra.R: speaking of Mikasa, where is she

Mik@s@: I'm here

Petra.R: do you just read the conversations xD

(We all know that one silent person who reads the messages)

Kxthleennn: I think Eren and Mikasa have a brother/ sister love or maybe she has feelings but he sees her as his sister, it's a messed up world so IDK

Re.Nier: Annie x Armin

Annie@AOT: nah

Kxthleennn: Armin is a little potato who doesn't need a GF, but are people shipping them bc they both have blonde hair...

Potato.Girl: no! Didn't you see when Annie was a ***** (season 1 spoilers) and didn't hurt Armin? Huh?

C.onnie: I agree with Sasha

Kxthleennn: and that takes us to our next ship >:) Sasha x Connie

C.onnie: NO

Potato.Girl: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS NEVER

Kxthleennn: sureeeee I ship it. There's so question they are best friends and in love - except Sasha might love food more

Marco.Polo: How about Levi x Petra

Petra.R: I don't see the corpal that way

Levi.Ackerman: I already have a man

Kxthleennn: I kinda ship it and don't understand why they get so much hate :( Petra is literally the nicest person ever! Her father hinted to Levi that he wanted her to marry him and did you see the scene...

(Season one spoilers)

Where they zoomed on her dead body and make it dramatic between her and Levi. IT WAS INTENSE

GuntherxHunter: I'm pretty sure Oulou has a thing for her though

Kxthleennn: final ship... Hange/Hanji x Sawney x Bean

LevisB*tch: YES

Hanji223: -_-

Levi.Ackerman: it's a love triangle

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Ok so my friend said I wasn't a fan since I said Mikasa's name wrong...

She was like

ITS MIKA CASA

I said now it's Mi-kasa

-_-

Xoxo,

Kathleen