Commander Eyebrows

Type_Username_Here and three others have logged on...

Type_Username_Here: Hello cadets. I now have a chat account.

Jean_Boy: huh

Type_Username_Here: How do u change my username?

Levi.Ackerman: I'll do it

Commander.Eyebrows: thank you Levi

Commander.Eyebrows: eyebrows?

Levi.Ackerman: sorry auto correct I'll change it

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Commander.Eyebrows: Did you change it?

Levi.Ackerman: woah, it won't let me change it oops autocorrect

Levi.Ackerman has logged off...

Commander.Eyebrows: Levi?

LevisB*tch: he changed mine too

Commander.Eyebrow: And you are?

LevisB*tch: Eren

Jean_Boy: Levi's B*tch apparently

Commander.Eyebrows: Well I'm very happy for both of you. *smiley face*

LevisB*tch: to put a smiley face just type :)

Commander.Eyebrows: *smiley face*

LevisB*tch: uh are you typing : and ) ??

Commander.Eyebrows: yes : ).

LevisB*tch: now add them together

Commander.Eyebrows: *smiley face*

LevisB*tch: ...

Mik@s@: :) isn't that hard

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Commander.Eyebrows: MOVE OUT GATE IS OPENING

Levi.Ackerman: you really are a idiot

Commander.Eyebrows: what? How?

Levi.Ackerman: you ordered us orders on a group chat that some people aren't even a part of or don't have their phones on them...

Levi.Ackerman: the gate is up and everyone is staring at you, it's super awkward...

Commander.Eyebrows: Oh.
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Private with Re.nier and one other...

Re.nier: Will you go out with me?

Annie@AOT: nah

Re.nier: that was 4 someone else

Annie@AOT: Krista?

Xx.Ymir.xx: yep

Re.nier: HOWD U DO THAT??
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Gamer.Bert: do you want me to ask her for you

Re.nier: sure

Gamer.Bert: I got you
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Private between Gamer.Bert and one other...

Gamer.Bert: Hey I have something to ask you

Xx.Krista.xx: Oh hello Berty!! What is it?

Gamer.Bert: someone likes you and he wants to know if you will go out with him

Xx.Krista.xx: who?

Gamer.Bert: sorry I'm nervous

Xx.Ymir.xx: Are you sweating

Gamer.Bert: I still wonder how you do that

Xx.Krista.xx: is it Armin?

Annie@AOT: oh hell no

Gamer.Bert: NO it's Renier

Xx.Krista.xx: that's nice, but I don't feel that way about him 😅 & someone has a thing for Armin😜

Jean_Boy: Haha since Armin saw Annie's you know

Annie@AOT: I don't

Jean_Boy: Oh really does his bowl haircut turn you on??

Annie@AOT: Stop

Jean_Boy: or the way he screams... Your name!! HAHAHA

Annie@AOT: brb

Jean_Boy: too embarrassed? Ha

Xx.Krista.xx: no I think it's the opposite😷

Jean_Boy: hm?

Xx.Krista.xx: she's coming to kill you😖 you better hide

Jean_Boy: OH SH*T SQUIDWARD IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

Jean_Boy: GUYS SHE SAW ME

Jean_Boy: AHDICKFND EWWWWOFKCNZNSBRJCKSKB37473!,!

Xx.Krista.xx: I think his head hit his keyboard 😓
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Levi.Ackerman: that b*stard deserves it for stealing my porn

LevisB*tch: LEVI ?!

Xx.Krista.xx: woah Corpal😂

Levi.Ackerman: I was taking a sh*t and someone typed on my computer

Commander.Eyebrows: so you're telling me you're on a computer?

Levi.Ackerman: yea...

Commander.Eyebrows: Ha! Don't you have a phone?

Levi.Ackerman: Yea...

Commander.Eyebrows: Roasted!

Levi.Ackerman: Wtf Erwin

Xx.Krista.xx: I don't think Erwin knows exactly what roasted or other things mean yet... And how are we ignoring that Jean is being killed by Annie?!

Commander.Eyebrows: Let's be real no one cares for Jean

Marco.Polo: I do...

Xx.Krista.xx: aww☺️ my new OTP

Marco.Polo: no! Not like that!

Xx.Krista.xx: Oh really😏

Levi.Ackerman: which one of you brats went on my computer and typed in something about my porn

LevisB*tch: your porn? You have porn?

Levi.Ackerman: I don't have to answer that

LevisB*tch: how could you make it without me ??

Levi.Ackerman: this is why I love you

Xx.Krista.xx: uh goals in a weird way eek

Levi.Ackerman: so who went on my computer??

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Sorry for the delay! I've been working hard on a new upcoming story that will be called "You majesty" A either Levi/Eren fanfic.

Check out my AOT one shots it just reached 100 voted and 1.11K views ^_^

Since I don't have school tomorrow, I will definitely work on a few chapters for this.

Xoxo,

Kathleen

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