Commander Eyebrows
Type_Username_Here and three others have logged on...
Type_Username_Here: Hello cadets. I now have a chat account.
Jean_Boy: huh
Type_Username_Here: How do u change my username?
Levi.Ackerman: I'll do it
Commander.Eyebrows: thank you Levi
Commander.Eyebrows: eyebrows?
Levi.Ackerman: sorry auto correct I'll change it
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Commander.Eyebrows: Did you change it?
Levi.Ackerman: woah, it won't let me change it oops autocorrect
Levi.Ackerman has logged off...
Commander.Eyebrows: Levi?
LevisB*tch: he changed mine too
Commander.Eyebrow: And you are?
LevisB*tch: Eren
Jean_Boy: Levi's B*tch apparently
Commander.Eyebrows: Well I'm very happy for both of you. *smiley face*
LevisB*tch: to put a smiley face just type :)
Commander.Eyebrows: *smiley face*
LevisB*tch: uh are you typing : and ) ??
Commander.Eyebrows: yes : ).
LevisB*tch: now add them together
Commander.Eyebrows: *smiley face*
LevisB*tch: ...
Mik@s@: :) isn't that hard
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Commander.Eyebrows: MOVE OUT GATE IS OPENING
Levi.Ackerman: you really are a idiot
Commander.Eyebrows: what? How?
Levi.Ackerman: you ordered us orders on a group chat that some people aren't even a part of or don't have their phones on them...
Levi.Ackerman: the gate is up and everyone is staring at you, it's super awkward...
Commander.Eyebrows: Oh.
***
Private with Re.nier and one other...
Re.nier: Will you go out with me?
Annie@AOT: nah
Re.nier: that was 4 someone else
Annie@AOT: Krista?
Xx.Ymir.xx: yep
Re.nier: HOWD U DO THAT??
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Gamer.Bert: do you want me to ask her for you
Re.nier: sure
Gamer.Bert: I got you
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Private between Gamer.Bert and one other...
Gamer.Bert: Hey I have something to ask you
Xx.Krista.xx: Oh hello Berty!! What is it?
Gamer.Bert: someone likes you and he wants to know if you will go out with him
Xx.Krista.xx: who?
Gamer.Bert: sorry I'm nervous
Xx.Ymir.xx: Are you sweating
Gamer.Bert: I still wonder how you do that
Xx.Krista.xx: is it Armin?
Annie@AOT: oh hell no
Gamer.Bert: NO it's Renier
Xx.Krista.xx: that's nice, but I don't feel that way about him 😅 & someone has a thing for Armin😜
Jean_Boy: Haha since Armin saw Annie's you know
Annie@AOT: I don't
Jean_Boy: Oh really does his bowl haircut turn you on??
Annie@AOT: Stop
Jean_Boy: or the way he screams... Your name!! HAHAHA
Annie@AOT: brb
Jean_Boy: too embarrassed? Ha
Xx.Krista.xx: no I think it's the opposite😷
Jean_Boy: hm?
Xx.Krista.xx: she's coming to kill you😖 you better hide
Jean_Boy: OH SH*T SQUIDWARD IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
Jean_Boy: GUYS SHE SAW ME
Jean_Boy: AHDICKFND EWWWWOFKCNZNSBRJCKSKB37473!,!
Xx.Krista.xx: I think his head hit his keyboard 😓
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Levi.Ackerman: that b*stard deserves it for stealing my porn
LevisB*tch: LEVI ?!
Xx.Krista.xx: woah Corpal😂
Levi.Ackerman: I was taking a sh*t and someone typed on my computer
Commander.Eyebrows: so you're telling me you're on a computer?
Levi.Ackerman: yea...
Commander.Eyebrows: Ha! Don't you have a phone?
Levi.Ackerman: Yea...
Commander.Eyebrows: Roasted!
Levi.Ackerman: Wtf Erwin
Xx.Krista.xx: I don't think Erwin knows exactly what roasted or other things mean yet... And how are we ignoring that Jean is being killed by Annie?!
Commander.Eyebrows: Let's be real no one cares for Jean
Marco.Polo: I do...
Xx.Krista.xx: aww☺️ my new OTP
Marco.Polo: no! Not like that!
Xx.Krista.xx: Oh really😏
Levi.Ackerman: which one of you brats went on my computer and typed in something about my porn
LevisB*tch: your porn? You have porn?
Levi.Ackerman: I don't have to answer that
LevisB*tch: how could you make it without me ??
Levi.Ackerman: this is why I love you
Xx.Krista.xx: uh goals in a weird way eek
Levi.Ackerman: so who went on my computer??
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Sorry for the delay! I've been working hard on a new upcoming story that will be called "You majesty" A either Levi/Eren fanfic.
Check out my AOT one shots it just reached 100 voted and 1.11K views ^_^
Since I don't have school tomorrow, I will definitely work on a few chapters for this.
Xoxo,
Kathleen
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