OH GOD! LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS!

THAT IS THE BIGGEST SPIDER WEB I HAVE EVER SEEN! I'm at a Sweet Sixteen and this is in the alley behind the building. Why was I back there?

DON'T QUESTION ME!!!!!
Anyway, that was really weird, so I thought I'd share with whoever's reading this. I'ma grab another piece of bread and this time put four things of butter in it. The butter's like this big anyway:

Might as well use a lot, right?