Cory's POV

I'm in a PANIC right now. I'll tell you everything that happened. 

I had just left Topanga's after visiting my lovely wife. I asked her to come home with me, but she explained that she had to finish her shift. I whined for a few minutes before she shooed me out of there.

I walked home in solitude, sulking and kicking pebbles on the ground. I entered the apartment building and headed to mine. I unlocked the door expecting no one would be home. Auggie at his friend's house, Riley, Josh, and Maya would be with Lucas and Farkle touring the city.

I grabbed some potato chips and flopped down on the couch. That's when I heard it: strange breathing noises coming from Josh's room.

"UGGGHHH CHINESE CHILI !!!" I cursed. He shouldn't be home! Maybe he and Maya had a fight and he went home...

I walked to Josh's room. The door was unlocked, so I stepped right in.

"AAAAAAHAHAHA MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY POOR POOR EYES! OH MY KNICK-KNOCKERS WHAT THE MONKEY ARE YOU DOING!!!! BABOON BUTTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT JOSH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW GET OFF OF MAYA BLEEHHHH-