Because SAMMY'S VOICE??? HE COULD BE A REALLY GOOD ASMR YOUTUBER JUST SAYIN

https://youtu.be/J2wXozd5VqU

I AM FERALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllll

https://youtu.be/CDtYkWaoN6s

...horror movie potential. 

https://youtu.be/RybOpEQ3050

what he would sound like if he actually had a voice.

also pretty sure that's when he canonically gets fed to the machine like a morbid happy meal but sh my headcanon still stands here

https://youtu.be/eGagWs1_kE8

henry boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Finally, Susie and Allison, cause my version of Alice kind of blends them both

https://youtu.be/-dQjP-dLR5Y

This is how her voice sounds...usually. Calm, and not murderous.

https://youtu.be/PS8C_XB8X5g

Ohhhh boy might wanna start running.

https://youtu.be/smAgePFki6I

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE FLEE FOR YOUR SOUL

: )