Please know, if you play fgo and love these servants...

I am not trying to hate on your waifus. 

These servants I just...I don't like them due to either missed potential or design.

So yeah. Let's go...

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1. This is the servant I dislike the most.

Things I do like:

-her design

-the color scheme is just nice so there's that

-I do enjoy how her hair matches the moon

-greek goddess. 

......

BUUUUUUUUUUUT.

that is ARTEMIS, goddess of the hunt (although officially her name is Orion and the game uses he/him pronouns because the actual Orion is a teddy bear mascot.)

You might be thinking,

"But Em, why would you dislike such a servant?"

And the answer to that is...

artemis shows up to chaldea because she doesn't want orion to be hurt.

tHATS IT.

this game has a ton of waifus but I want to question who thought THIS was a good idea.

NOW. 

I do think she might be fun to have in Chaldea, and I hold nothing against her. Ish. I think they chose the wrong goddess, and if they wanted her that badly, then they could've done something like

"I was bored so I followed Orion here. If you try anything I'll kill you but so far you seem okay."

and if they did want to have her be concerned, they should have done something different.

*cough* aphrodite and eros *cough*

it would be a mother-son relationship instead of...whatever they call Orion and Artemis's deal, but aphrodite would make WAY more sense as the "I'm concerned about you getting hurt so I'll go with you"

just.

DON'T DO MY LADY DIRTY LIKE THIS

this is the same goddess who fought and killed two giants by herself because one of them wanted to marry her.

she turned a hunter into a STAG and his dogs TORE HIM APART because he tried proposing marriage to her.

and also saw her naked.

moving on before I get too angry they did her dirty.

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BACK PROBLEMS.

she's great as a character, 

(Minamoto Raikou (?), I think she's a berserker. idk.)

she's basically one of the Chaldea Moms and that's fantastic. 

bUT

her design is just a little overboard. 

SHE FIGHTS. IN BATTLES. 

HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE BACK PAIN?

maybe cause she's a servant.

so like. maybe ton it down a bit, make it a little more realistic??