so i have nothing to do but show yalls pics of my work and things i found at work and updates about work because work is shat- gsjchkjd so here i go~

i shall start off with the pics that i find way too amusing 😭

idk why the damn pic is flipped but pay attention to all the names of the products hdkjfrk i can not 😭

pls this one amuses me MOST 😭

aight on to pics of inside the building

now onto pics of the view from in the meeting room

you can see my countries flag flopping around hsdjkhf

oh wow this stoopid pic is the only damn pic the right way so far :D

and this stoopid pic as well :D

Now onto me ranting about all the things that have happened:

1. a gawd damn dude was staring at me for WAYYYY too long i wanted to stab him-

2. im supposed to help customers and so i decided i would try aproaching them and right as i reached, i just went nope and took a detour and PFFF

3. someone asked me for a horn and i didnt even know there was different types for different vehicles- i just thought they all went HONK HONK but luckily my dad was there to help 😭

4. so because my dad is the manager of the company, peeps think that i have benefits and stuff like??? (yeth i do but we dont talk about that-) (but theyre nawt major benefits... only things like i get the password for the unlimited weefee that nawt even my dad is allowed to have and i got special permission for that- and mayhaps one or two random things-)

so anygays, someone was like "she has the whip and belt in this company" and then some hooman was like "ayy no whip and belt here because some people are turned on by that" AND I HAD TO PRETEND I DIDNT KNOW QWAT THAT MEANT AS IF MY BRAIN ISNT MORE GUTTER THAN ALL OF THEIR ONES-

5. theres this one dude i havent appreciated existing for YEARSSS and i was just thinking mayhaps i should prob stawp being so cold towards him AND THE LITERAL HOUR I DECIDED LETS SEE IF I SHOULD BE NOICE, HE SAYS SMTH TO ME THAT MAKES ME INSTANTLY WANNA YEET HIM AWAY

i was just chilling and he comes out of no where like

"wow your arms are so hairy"

BETCH I FAWKING KNOW????? LIKE GAWD DAMN YOURE LUCKEH I HATE YOU ENOUGH TO NAWT CARE ABOUT YOUR UNNECESSARY COMMENTS

luckily, i hardly care about anyones un-necessary opinions and i have a mentality that im superior than them soooo idc gjdhskj but if yalls want, pls stab him

and then the same dude saw me working by fixing things and tidying the shelves THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX and then was like

"wow, i didnt know you could work so hard"

BETCH DA FAWK DID YOU THINK I DO AT HOME???? TAKE A SHAT ALL DAY??? i swear im gonna yeetus him to the feetus some time soon but hes been ignoring me for a while hdkjhdck idc tho... stay mad hoe-

6. yalls pls... someone that looked like Jay Why Pee walked in AND IT TOOK ME ALL IT HAD NAWT TO WHEEZE SO LITERALLY SPEED WALKED TO A CORNER TO WHEEZE

7. i dropped my damn pen in the toilet and so i had to sticc my hand in to get it :'')

8. i walked into zi bafroom and this ladeh told me i terrified her when i walked in because she thought i was one of the dudes because all the women that work there are real damn short and im toler than alot of the men as well hdjfhekj

9. stoopid men were talking about how well a women is in bed based on their nailpolish colour... WOT DA SHET???? WHO EVEN- I AM- THE WAY I WANTED TO CLOCK THEM

10. i witnessed someone take a piss with the door wide open- MISTER SIR CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR

11. someone sat on the sofa in the front of the building and i turned my head and then i had the pLeAsUrE of seeing him sticc his hand in his pants and fondle his dingle dongle.... i need my eyes bleached 😭

12. pls i was off minding my own business when suddenly out of no where i just hear through the company speakers

ITS THE 10VE SHOT NAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

AND I RUNNN TO SEE AND APPARENTLY IT WAS PART OF THE PLAYLIST SO IT JUST BLASTED THROUGH THE BUILDING GHGDJ

13. they allowed me to play kpop through the big speakers in the building with the condition that they wouldnt snitch me out to my dad when he asked who picked the muzik because hes a kpop anti and would know it was me and they agreed GDFGEJ AND SOOO, TWAS AMAZING

so yuh, senk yoo for reading my work struggles and take note, this is only qwat i remember AND ITS ONLY THE THIRD WEEK-

not to mention i feel like i work 52 hours when in reality less than 3 have passed :'')

eye lob yalls ALOT

Have a good day~ >.<