[As the Anglia drops through a pink sky, a haphazard mess of a house, built around a towering central chimney, appears below.  By the road, a lopsided sign reads:  THE BURROW. The car touches down in a whirling cone of dust, scatters a group of chickens, and fishtails to a halt.  The boys spill quickly out of the car.]

"Nice landing boys." Arthur smiled at his sons, but it was quickly wiped away when he saw his wife's glare.

[Fred walks to the window and opens it to unlock the door.]

Fred: Come on. Okay, come on. Shhh! Shhh!

[Fred is checking that the coast is clear then beckoning the others inside.]

Fred: Okay, come on

Ron: Do you think it'd be all right if we had some of this?

[George is half smiling.]

George: Yeah, Mum would never know.

"I always know." Molly scoffed.

[The boys sneak inside, gently close the door.  Harry stops. Magical objects surround him:  A clock displays different chores for each family member. A pair of needles knit a sweater by themselves. And a stack of playing cards that. A stack of playing cards shuffling themselves, providing a cooling breeze for Ron's aging rat, Scabbers. Ron shrugs, averts his eyes self-consciously.]

"Woah!" A random student awed out.

Murmurs of amazement were heard throughout the hall. The Weasleys were blushing slightly smiling.

Ron: It's not much, but it's home

Harry: I think it's...brilliant.

Molly's smile brightens, happy the boy felt welcomed into her home.

[Ron looks up. Sees Harry's mesmerized face. Ron slowly smiles.]

Mrs. Weasley: Where have you been?

"See." Molly smirked.

[The boys nearly jump out of their skin. Mrs. Weasley stands in the doorway. Furious. She smiles sweetly at Harry.]

Mrs. Weasley: Harry, how wonderful to see you dear

[Mrs. Weasley turns back to Fred, George and Ron.]

Mrs. Weasley: Beds empty! No note! Car gone! You could've died! You could've been seen!
[Mrs. Weasley turns back to Harry.]
Of course, I don't blame you, Harry dear.

Avery scoffed, "He could literally do no wrong in Molly's eyes."

Harry smirked, "Someone sounds jealous."

"I'm not. I don't get jealous. I get even. You would know that better than anyone, wouldn't you, love?" Avery playfully pouted tilting her head.

"Fourth year was so fun." Jasper and Theo snorted.

Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!

Mrs. Weasley: Well, you'd best hope that I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!

[Mrs. Weasley starts softening instantly.]

Mrs. Weasley: Come on, Harry. Time for a spot of breakfast.

[The scene changes to the Weasley family sitting at the table, Mrs. Weasley serving them breakfast.]

[Ginny is walking down the stairs.]

"Look it's our baby sister, Forge!" Fred pointed to the screen smirking.

"Merlin you're right, Gred. It is indeed our ickle little Ginnikins!" George joked earning a glare from his sister.

Ginny: Mummy. Have you seen my jumper--
[she notices Harry sitting at the table.]

Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear. It was on the cat

[Ginny looked wide eyed at Harry.]

"Fan. Girl. Behavior." Avery coughed out, Ginny tried to kick her shin but ended up kicking Harry on accident.

"Ow— Ginny what the bloody hell—"

"That was meant for your girlfriend you idiot! I was about to bloody apologize, but you deserved it now." Ginny retorted, Harry slumped back in his chair as Avery tried to hide her laughs.

Harry: Hello. [Ginny slowly backs up then dashes back upstairs. Harry turns to Ron] W-what did I do?

Ron: Ginny. Been talking about you all summer. Dead annoying, really.

[Mr. Weasley comes in.]

Mr. Weasley: Morning, Weasleys!

Fred, George and Ron: Morning, Dad

Mrs. Weasley: Morning Arthur!

Mr. Weasley: What a night. Nine raids. Nine!

Harry: (to Ron) Raids?

Ron: Dad works in the Ministry of Magic. In the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. Dad loves Muggles. Thinks they're fascinating.

"They are though." Draco, Theo, and Blaise said, making their parents to look at them confused, some purebloods looked at them in pure disgust.

"Oi, we corrupted your kids." Ariel shrugged.

"Deal with it." Amara added, ignoring the glares sent her way.

Regulus had to stop himself from murdering everyone glaring at his daughter.

Mr. Weasley: Well now. [he sat in his seat, then blinked at Harry] Who are you?

Harry: Oh, sorry sir. I'm Harry, sir, Harry Potter

Mr. Weasley: Good Lord, are you really? Ron's told us all about you, of course. When did he get here?

Mrs. Weasley: (darkly) This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.

Mr. Weasley: Did you really! How'd it go?!

Molly shook her head sigh heavily, "I'm the only one with common sense I see." she muttered.

[Mr. Weasley catches Mrs. Weasley's eye. Fred, George, Ron and Harry are hiding their laughter.]

Fred, George, Ron and Harry: Oh, it...

Mrs. Weasley: Arthur!

[Everyone except Molly is trying very hard to stop laughing.]

Mr. Weasley: I mean...that was very wrong, indeed, boys. Very wrong of you. Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Muggleborns and some halfbloods laughed at his question.

Harry: Oh, umm...

[Harry is about to answer, when he notices an owl (Errol) soaring toward the kitchen window.  To Harry's horror, the owl doesn't pull up.  It just flies... into the glass.]

Mrs. Weasley: Well, that'll be Errol with the post. Oh, fetch it will you Percy, please?

Percy: Errol...

Ron: [grimaces] He's always doing that.

"Errol is a very adorable bird. Very misunderstood that one." Luna defended the bird, Ginny smiled at the girl.

Percy: Oh look, it's our Hogwarts letters. And they've sent us Harry's as well. [he passed everyone there letters, everyone opened them to look over their new book list.]

Mr. Weasley: Dumbledore must know you're here, Harry. Doesn't miss a trick, that man.

"You're telling me." The dynamic duo grumbled, a few heads turned their way.

Dumbledore tried to ignore the comments about him since the first movie, but couldn't help but wonder why they hated him so much if they survived the war because of his plan?

Mrs. Weasley: Oh, no

Fred: This lot won't come cheap, Mum. The spell books alone are expensive.

Mrs. Weasley: We'll manage. Right then. There's only one place we're going to get all of this: Diagon Alley.

Ron: Can we go today, mum? Jasper wrote to me saying him and Avery are going today. [Harry chokes on his orange juice after hearing the girl's name] They're meeting Hermione at The Leaky Cauldron.

Harry: I-I also want to go today. [wipes his face] I missed her over the summer, Ron.

"Simp." Blaise coughed out, earning a few giggles.

Ron: Couldn't have missed her that much mate. She wrote to you all summer. Pretty annoyed you didn't write back. [shrugs, pats Harry's back] Might want to explain to her what happened the past few days.

[The scene then cuts to all of them standing in front of a fireplace. Mrs. Weasley picks up a pot of the mantel.]

Mrs. Weasley: You first, Harry dear.
[Mrs. Weasley offers Harry a flowerpot. At the bottom is a layer of very soft dust. Harry frowns in confusion.]

Ron: But Harry's never traveled by Floo powder before, Mum.

Harry: Floo Powder?

"Clueless Harry, my favorite." Avery smiled.

"Why though?" Harry groaned.

"Cause that's when you're the most adorable."

Mrs. Weasley: Oh, well, you go first, Ron. So that Harry can see how it's done. [Ron grabs a fistful of the Floo Powder, then walks into the fire place] Yes. In you go. That's it.

Ron: Diagon Alley!
[Ron throws down the powder, green flames engulfed him, then disappears.]

Mrs. Weasley: You see? It's quite easy, dear. Don't be afraid. Come on. Come on. [Harry grabs a fistful of Floo Powder, then goes into the fire place] In you go. That's it. Mind your head. That's right. Now, take your Floo powder. That's it, very good. Now, don't forget to speak very, very clearly.

Harry: Diagonally
[Harry disappears.]

"Oh for Godric's sake, Harriet! She said 'speak very, very clearly' for a reason!" Jasper exasperated.

Mrs. Weasley: [walks up to the now empty fire place] What did he say, dear?

Mr. Weasley: "Diagonally"

Mrs. Weasley: I thought he did

A/N: cos updates might be slower because i have three different downloads of the script, plus i gotta add jasper and avery, plus the aceys and extra shit. yeah, yeah, yeah. but 8k reads?!! jesus christ! i fw you guys! <3