{PLEASE IGNORE THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES.}

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Today was a very special day for our ANUSEENA FAMILY. It's been a week since ANUSEENA's engagement had done. Yes, today was their wedding day.

The nikaah had done in the morning and The Vivah had done just now.
(Meko nahi pata reeti-rivaj isliye sab skip kar diya)

PANDIT JI: Yeh vivah sampann hua. Aaj se aap dono pati patni hue.

All were extremely happy for them. They were in Mandap. Then Anubhav said,

AS: Hume kuch kehna hain aap sabse.

HM: Kahna toh hume bhi hain kuch.

AS: Haan toh pehle aap boliye!

HM: Nahi pehle aap kahiye.

KS: Amaa, yaar aap dono Lucknow mein rahte ho iska matlab yeh nahi hain ki Lucknow ki nawab ki tarah 'pehle aap, pehle aap' karte rahenge.

PJ: Haan, Nawab saab toh ek hi hain na.

NAWAB SAAB: (blushed a little) Pushpa ji!

All looked them and KS looked them with 'Tirchi nazar' (BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE)

PJ: Ab... Woh .. Humara matlab hain ki jis tarah Lucknow ke do nawabon ki gaadi 'pehle aap, pehle aap' karte karte nikal gayi naa waise aap dono ke 'pehle aap, pehle aap' ke chakkar mein time nikla jaayega. Chaliye Hassu, sabse pehle aap apni baat batayiye.

HM: Woh humne ek baar maa se baat karte baithe the. Tab baaton baaton mein hume pata chala ki baba yaani Anubhav ji ke abbu ka yeh sapna tha ki woh yateem(anath) bachhon ke liye aashram kholna chahate the taki unn bachchon ko achchhi taleem mil sake, toh hum chahte hain ki yeh ashram hume hamari abbu ne humare naam ki hui zameen par bane. Isse hum dono humare abbu ke aur kareeb rah paayenge. Hamare abbu ko bhi dusron ki madad karna ya dusron ki zindagi sawarna bahut achchha lagta tha. Chahe madad badi ho ya chhoti woh bas sabki madad karna chahate the, aur humne socha isse achchha tarika kya hoga apne dono abbu ko khush karne ka. Yeh samajh lijiye ki hum yeh shaadi ka tohfa Anubhav ji ko de rahe hain aur yehi tohfa unse maang bhi rahe hain.

All smiled after hearing this. Maa hugged her tightly and kissed her forehead.

MAA: (moist eyes) Wah beta, hume bahut garv hain ki humare Anu ne tumhe apni patni ke roop mein chuna jo sirf ek achchhi patni hi nahi balki ek achchhi bahu bhi hain. Nahi...nahi bahu nahi beti ho tum humari sabse achchhi beti bilkul humari Karu jaisi.

AS: Yeh toh aapne bahut bada upahaar hume diya hain Haseena Ji, hum bahut mahino se iss ashram ke liye bhumi dhundh rahe the kintu hume har jagah se niraash hi hona pada tha. Pantu ab hum bahut khush hain, na keval iss liye ki hume bhumi mil jaayegi apitu isliye bhi ki isse hum dono ke pitashree bhi humare aur ek dusre ke nikat rahenge. Yeh humare liye bahut hi amulya upahaar hain.

All clapped for them.

PJ: Anu bete, ab aap batayiye ki ab aap kya kahna chahate hain.

AS: Baat yeh hain ki hum apni maa se bahut prem karte hain aur jab bhi hum kisi karya hetu maa se door jaate hain toh hum bahut pidit ho jaate apni maa ke liye aur jab hum woh karya samapt karke ghar wapas aate hain toh hume pata chalta hain ki humse bhi adhik humari maa pida mein hoti thi. Isi liye humne yeh nirnay liya hain ki aaj se hum, Haseena Ji, maa aur ammi ek saath rahenge. Hum yeh achchhi tarah se jaanate hain ki ammi aur Haseena Ji ke praan ek dusre mein baste hain, aur hum in dono ko sadaiv ek saath dekhna chahate hain.

Haseena had tears in her eyes. Ammi also became emotional. And all family members were really happy.

AMMI: Par beta, yeh kaise ho sakta hain? Yeh sahi nahi hain. Log kya kahenge?

AS: Kyun sahi nahi hain ammi? Keval iss liye ki log iske baare mein alag alag baatein karenge. Ammi logon ne toh shayad aapko yeh bhi kaha hoga ki aapki ek BETI hain beta nahi jo unko padha likhakar ek afsar bana rahi hain aap! Tab bhi aapne kisi aur ki baate na sunkar apni beti ko padha likhakar ek afsar banaya na toh ammi ab bhi logon ke baaton par dhyan mat dijiye. Logon ka kya, woh chaar din baaten karenge aur bhul jaayenge kintu humare liye logon ke baaton se bhi mahatva purn hain aapki aur Haseena Ji ki khushiyan. Aur humari maa ko bhi unki sabse pyari saheli ke saath samay bitane ka waqt milega naa. (puppy eyes) Please ammi maan jaayiye naa! Yeh samajh lijiye ki yeh humne Haseena Ji ko ek upahaar diya hain aur yehi upahaar hum aapse bhi maang rahe hain. (seriously) Hum yeh baat bhi jaanate hain ki uss ghar se aapki aur Haseena Ji ki bahut saari smritiyan judi hui isliye hum kabhi kabhi uss ghar mein rah lenge aur kabhi kabhi humare ghar mein.

Maa held Ammi's hand and said,

MAA: Mana mat karna Samdhan ji, aakhir hume bhi toh ek saheli mil jaayegi jo humesha humare saath rahegi.

Ammi hugged Maa first then she hugged Anubhav and kissed his forehead and said,

AMMI: Hume humesha ek damad chahiye tha par hume kya pata tha ki hume damad nahi balki ek beta milega. Hum bahut khush hain ki humari Hassu ne apne liye ek aise humsafar ko chuna jo har mamle mein sabse upar hain. Naaz hain hume tumpe beta.

Haseena couldn't control her tears. She was overwhelmed and just said to Anubhav,

HM: Thank you, thank you very much. Yeh humare zindagi ka sabse pyaara, yaadgar, aur sabse kimti tohfa hain.

AnuSeena looked into each other's eyes. The guests were witnessed this amazing and wonderful wedding.

NS: Dekha, hum na pehle se hi jante the ki ANUSEENA iss duniya ki sabse best jodi hain. Aur kyun na ho, aakhir yeh dono humare saale sahab aur humari best friend hain.

SS: (little sad) Offo.. Hassu didu, itna sukha sukha thank you! Mujhe toh laga tha ki aap khushi ke maare Anu bhaiyya ko zor se gale lagakar unke gaal par ek kissie dengi.

CC: Uff.... Yeh romantic masoomiyat, Santuji.

Cheetha received a deadly glare from Karishma. He scared a bit. Karishma said,

KM: Dekho Cheete, aaj na humare pyaare bhaiyya aur bhabi officially ek hue hain. Isliye hum tumko kuch nahi karenge par yeh mat samajhna ki tum kuch bhi bakaiti karoge aur hum chup rahenge.

CC: Samajh gaye hum. Ekdum sahi se samajh haye. I am swaarryyy

PJ: (teasingly) Zyada udas mat ho Santu, abhi nahi kiya toh kya hua baad mein toh Zaroor karenge. kyun? Isshh 🙈
(Did her iconic sharmane wala step)

MS: Choti ammi please!

All laughed and Anuseena blushed.

AR: Are bas bas, humari friend ko aur mat satayiye Amma. Abhi abhi toh shadi hui hain inki, satane ke liye aur bahut time hain. Abhi toh enjoy karne ka time hain.

SC: Haan haan, hamare pyare Maddam sir aur DSP sir ki shadi hui hain, abhi toh hume bahut Masti maza karna hain.

BILLU: Are masti aur maza baad mein kar lenge par abhi bhuk lagi hain zor se.

IQBAAL: Haan, abhi khana kha lete hain na!

BADNAAM: Haan, bahut bhuk lagi hain. Chalo ab pet pooja bhi kar lete hain.

KS: Bhukkad kanhi ke.

All laughed.

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All rituals were finished.
Anuseena came to their room. The room was decorated with the scented candles and heart shaped balloons. In short, the room was quite romantic.

Anu locked the door. Haseena back hugged him. He turned to her, held her shoulder and said,

AS: (smiled naughtily) Kya baat hain Priye, lagta hain Santu ke baaton ko kuch jyada hi gambhirta se le liya aapne.

HM: (playfully hits his arm) Aap na kabhi bhi shuru ho jaate ho! Khair... Hume yeh samajh nahi aa raha hain ki hum kaise aapka shukriya ada kare. (teary eyes) Pata Abbu ke jaane ke baad hume humesha se Ammi ki chinta lagi rahti thi. Jab hum police training ke liye kuch mahino tak Ammi se door rahe the aur phir ghar wapas aaye the na tab Ammi bahut kamzor ho gayi thi. Jis din hum unke saamne gaye the na training khatam karke usi din Ammi behosh gayi thi. Humne doctor ko dikhaya toh pata chala ki humare gair-hazari mein Ammi apna bilkul khayal nahi rakhti thi, na dhang se khana khati thi nahi dhang se apni nind puri karti thi. Tabse hume Ammi ko lekar bahut darr lagta ki kanhi humare door jaane ke baad woh phir se apne aapko, apni sehat ko ignore na karde. Aur kanhi na kanhi hume iss wajah se darr lagta tha nikah karne se. (smiled with tears) Par ab hum bahut bahut khush hain ki ab humari Rmmi humesha humare saath hi rahegi. Aur yeh sab sirf aur sirf aapki wajah se hua hain. THANK YOU, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM MY HEART.

Anubhav looked her with a fake angered face.

HM: Kya hua? Aap hume aise gusse se kyun dekh rahe hain jaise abhi hume kachcha chaba jaayenge.

AS: (fake anger) Haan, hum krodhit hain aapse, pata hain kyun? (she nodded negatively) Humne yeh sab aapse 'dhanywaad' sunne ke liye nahi kiya hain.
(sweetly) Humne yeh sab aapke khushi ke liye kiya hain. Apne Ammi ke khushi ke liye kiya hain. Apni maa ke khushi ke liye kiya hain. Kyun ki aap sab ke khushi mein hi hamari khushi hain. Aap hume wachan dijiye ki hum jab bhi aapke liye kuch kare toh aap hume apni pyaari si aur sundar si muskurahat dikhayengi naki hume Dhanyawaad kahengi.

HM: (chukled) Aapko itni pyaari lagti hain humari smile?

AS: (cupped her face) Bahut pyaari lagti hain, Sabse pyari.

She hugged him, he also hugged her back.

HM: Aap bahut achchhe Anubhav. Sabse achchhe hain aap.

AS: Priye

HM: Hmm..

AS: Hum aapko itne pyaar se PRIYE kahte hain, aapko nahi lagta ki aapko bhi hume koi pyaara sa naam dena chahiye na, hmm?

HM: (looked him) Hmm, baat toh aapki ekdum sahi hain. Umm.... (thought for few seconds) Haan, hum aapko CAPTAIN bulayenge. Kyunki aap humesha ek captain ki tarah har situation mein sabka sahaara bante hain. Par haan, hum sabke saamne nahi bulayenge nahi toh sab log humari taang khichenge.

(google ka asar hain. mere deemag ki upaj nahi)

AS: (smiled) Thik hain, aapko jo naam pasand hain woh kahiye, akele mein hi sahi. Ab ratri ho gayi hain, aapko nidra nahi aa rahi hain? Sona nahi hain kya?

HM: (looked him with weird face) Aaj humari suhagraat hain aur aapko sone ki padi hain!

AS: Priye, hume laga ki shayad aapko kuch aur samay lagega isliye humne aisa kaha.

HM: Aur aapko aisa kyun laga ki hume waqt lagega.

AS: Isliye ki har ek yuvati ko thoda samay toh lagta hain na, apne jeevansaathi ke saath suvidha purn (comfortable) hone liye, toh humne socha ki kadachit...

He makes a sad cute face while smiled in response. 

HM: Aapse kaisa comfort ya discomfort, Captain. Aap humare zindagi mein sirf aur sirf khushiyan laye hain. Jo khushi ka ehsaas hume aapke saath hoti hain naa woh kisi aur ke saath nahi hoti. Aapki bahen sabse mehfooz jagah hain humare liye.

(Gaana sun lena, one of the most romantic song of 90's)

She kissed his cheeks. He kissed her forehead and took her in his arms in bridal style. He laid her on bed and himself laid above her. He removed her earing and kissed her earlobe. He started giving soft kisses on her neck. She closed her eyes, got up and sat on the bed. He smiled, he also got up. He opened the cord of  her dress and kissed her back. She closed her eyes tightly and clutched the bedsheet. She looked in his eyes. She laid him on bed by holding his shoulders. She opened the first two buttons of his Sherwani and kissed his chest.

(Deviyon aur Sajjano mere se yeh romance likhna ya dekhna nahi hota. Meko hasi aati hain. HEE HEE HEE... Aisi wali hasi... Iske aage ka aap khud imagine karlo. Meko comedy, cop related and history related serial dekhna achchha lagta hain. Isliye main JODHA AKBAR show dekhti thi magar usme history ke alawa sab kuch tha. Aur yeh jo maine likha hain na woh uss show mein dekha hua hain. Maine wohi sab yanha chhap diya apne tarike se. Agar bura laga toh sorry, boaring lag toh really sorry, bahut boaring laga toh extremely sorry. Aur agar achchha laga toh.... Chodo yaar meko pata hain achchha lagega hi nahi, but sirf main hi kyun sahan karu apni ghatiya romance ki likhawat... aap sabhi thoda pak jaavo yeh isko padhkar.)

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On other side, a man was sitting on a platform of jail. He stood up and held the bars of jail. His eyes were red. He had a strong intention to harm and hurt someone. He was hell angry. He had the highest hate for somebody. He was none other than Vishwas. Yes, he was that Vishwas who promised Karishma that he will came again in her life for making her life more worse than the hell. He said in extremely dangerous and slow voice,

VK: Yeh tum logon ne achchha nahi kiya mere saath. Karishma tumhari zindagi ko toh main narak se bhi battar bana doonga. Das saal ki saza sunaayi hain na court ne mujhe, par main tab tak yanha nahi rahoonga. Main usse pehle bahar aa jaaunga sirf tumhe dukh dene ke liye Karishma. Jaise hi main yanha se bahar nikalunga na tab sabse pehle mera shikar hoga tumhara pyara Patidev. Haan, tumhari jaan basti hain na usme, uski jaan lekar tumhari woh haalat kar doonga ki tum na jee paaogi aur naa hi mar paaogi. Phir ek-ek karke tumhare saare parivaar ko khatam kar dunga. Sirf tumhe zinda rakhunga tumhe tadapne ke liye, apne maze ke liye. Agar tum uss din mujh par haat nahi uthati na toh main tumhe apne palko pe bithakar rakhta. Magar tumhari uss galati ke liye main tumhe ab apni joote ki nok par rakhunga. (loudly) Just wait and watch KARISHMA SINGH. I will come back to make your life hell.