Tumblr stands facing the camera. She looks like she has something to say.

Tumblr: Hi guys! You probably know by now that AsM will be taking a short break in January, but I promise it's worth it to see what's coming up. As most of you have heard, my birthday is on February 1st. So here at AsM, we've decided to give you all a treat: A special episode all about me! Isn't that the best gift you could ever get? Now, the episode will be posted on—[hears loud music in the distance] Oh no.

The song keeps getting louder until Facebook runs onscreen carrying a huge boombox. She pushes Tumblr offscreen, stands on the boombox, and makes an announcement.

Facebook: 'Sup readers! Why listen to this sad, boring website when you could read all about me! My birthday is only fourteen days three hours and 31 minutes away, and because you webfans have been so great to us these past few episodes, we have an extremely special treat for you. Seven all new episodes... [sees Tumblr glaring at her] What's got you looking so sour?

Tumblr: My birthday's only 3 days before yours. I'm the one with the special episode this year.

Facebook: Uh, I don't think so. I've earned this. Have you seen everything I've gone through these past two seasons?

Tumblr: Don't make me laugh. You get everything on a golden platter.

Facebook: The expression is silver platter.

Tumblr: Well you're so entitled that you had people literally create an expression that doesn't exist just so you wouldn't have to be among the other entitled brats.

Facebook: Whatever. Just let me have my episodes.

Tumblr: Nope, but I will give you a birthday present of my own. 

Tumblr trips Facebook and starts punching her. Facebook fights back. Wow, this has become a full on fight scene.

Facebook: Let me go!

Tumblr: You wish!

The fight continues. YouTube's voice can be heard behind the camera as he turns to Vimeo, who's standing next to him.

YouTube: [behind camera] What do I do now?

Vimeo: Just cut to the logo.

The scene cuts away to a logo reading "Tumblr Special! Watch February 3rd!" Facebook walks onscreen next to the logo, looking slightly beat up but still like her normal self.

Facebook: [looks at logo] No, no! This could not be more false! Here, I'll fix it.

Facebook snaps her fingers. The logo changes. It now reads "Facebook Week: Starts January 29th"

Facebook: That's better. [walks away]

Tumblr walks up to the new logo, rolls her eyes, and sticks on a post it note that says "And Tumblr". 

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A/N I would put this part in bold, but it's gonna be long, so I'll be nice to my readers' eyes for once.

Yes, you heard Facey right, dear web fans. The reason I am taking a break for a few weeks is that I am planning on releasing my first ever AsM bomb! Seven episodes in seven days, all about Facebook! I hope you're at least half as excited for this as I am, because I can't wait to show you guys some of my favorite upcoming moments. It's gonna be interesting.

Also, if you're not caught up on AsM, now is the time to read it. This event is best when read daily, and it only works if you know what's going on. There will also be some moments with reader participation, but more on that when we get there.

On another note, thank you all so much for the attention you've given AsM these last few weeks. I don't know if any of you saw, but on Wednesday this series was #550 in humor, and also the episode "Endings and Beginnings" is literally 9 comments away from 150! On one episode!

Lastly, question of the week: What kind of episodes do you think I'll write for this Facebook week? I'm not taking suggestions because I already have the Sunday and part of the Monday episodes written, but I want to see how close you guys can predict the plot of these episodes. Believe me, you will be surprised.

Stay golden, web fans!

(Btw I know I scheduled this the same week as the "Steven Universe - Out of this World" event, and yes, that was poor planning on my part because everyone's going to be watching SU instead of reading this, but I had this in my schedule months before the new SU episodes were announced. Plus, since some people already saw the leaked episodes and might not be as excited for them, hopefully AsM will provide you with something new to be excited about!)

(I did not see the leaked episodes so please don't spoil anything)