Welcome, readers, to Antisocial Media, the strangest thing I've ever written that actually worked. If you want to get straight to the story, go ahead and skip this chapter, but since this book doesn't follow the same format as a lot of Wattpad book, here are a few things to note:

1. Since I'm more of a screenwriter than anything else, the chapters won't be written in regular paragraphs, and will instead be written (almost) entirely through dialogue like a script. Example:

Tumblr: Stop following me, Pinterest!

Pinterest: [picks up text post Tumblr dropped] No, you have so many great ideas!

2. This book was started when I was 12 years old. Now, I'm not trying to use that as an excuse to hide behind, and I have revised this whole book multiple times, but just keep that in mind. Also keep in mind this book was written in 2015/very early 2016. Most memes referenced will be outdated.

3. I do have a bad habit of leaving extremely long author's notes, so you can skip them if you don't want your reading interrupted. (or read them if you want to know more about the author I guess.)

4. Most spelling mistakes were intended to portray how most people act on the internet, but if a spelling/grammar mistake seems out of character please tell me.

5. I have no plans at the moment to turn this into a show/miniseries on YouTube (although that would be nice, at the moment I think it's kind of unrealistic). Although if you do want to animate something/make art/send an audition for a character/write a fic/etc. I would love that go right ahead!

That's about it. Again, I look forward to all of you new readers, and old readers too, falling in love with these characters all over again, before quickly remembering that these are human versions of social media franchises.

Enjoy!