Episode 9: Special Ask Week

This episode has no real plot. I just wanted to get you guys more info about the websites.

Question 1: (for browsers) what's your most prized possession?

Internet Explorer: This photo of my daughter, Claire.

Firefox: My glass globe. *hears crash* ...and there it goes.

Safari: Map of Disney World, signed by all princesses.

Chrome: The leather jacket I got in seventh grade.

Google: Fun fact: he still wears it. Funner fact: He tried to write his name on it with Rhine Stones, but couldn't fit it all. It just says Chro. 

Chrome: -_-

Question 2: Google bros, are your last names really Google? Like, Google Google and Chrome Google?

Google: First of all, no offense, but what the frick kind of name is "Google Google". It sounds like moon moon.

Chrome: My name actually is Chrome Google, but Google just goes by our last name. His real name is-

Google: NO!

Question 3: Wikipedia: Have you ever had evidence that tumblr has ever created ships for herself?

Wikipedia: LOTS of times. Whenever Tumblr develops a crush she always goes Fangirl-mode. For example, some past ships were Tumblittleston/Tumbloki, Tumblrlock, and Tumbleven.

Tumblr: Those were all from 2014 or earlier!

Wikipedia: Well, you haven't been blogging much lately.

Tumblr: Because you obsessively stalk my dashboard!

Question 4: Tumblr: do you know any good weird ship headcanons? (it's just for science!)

Tumblr: I'm not entirely sure how to answer this question, but a few of the best non-canon ships are Destiel, Phan, and of course Watfic. The weirdest ships I've heard of were Dobby x Sorting hat, Dobby x Hagrid, pretty much anything with Dobby, Barry Bee x Shrek, and the entire TOPBOGIMFL fandom.

Wattpad: WE ARE NOT YOUR OTP!

Question 5: Fanfic: how do you feel about My immortal (as in the worst harry potter fic)?

Fanfic: O_O we don't talk about that anymore...

Tumblr: It's a gift from the heavens, a meme that will stand the test of time.

Fanfic: It's poorly written and deserves to be deleted.

Tumblr: ugh y r u such a prep!!11!!1!

Question 6: Wikipedia: do you have any good conspiracy theories in your storage?

Wikipedia: LOT'S of them! *opens a large book titled "Conspiracies"* Chrome is dating Bing, which he's trying to cover up by dating Myspace, which he's trying to cover up by dating Internet Explorer, which he's trying to cover up by dating Cleverbot, Which he's trying to cover up by dating Firefox. Also, Netflix caused 9/11, Donald Drumpf is secretly three goats stacked on top of each other, and the moon landing was faked using Amazon Drones. Also, Joe Biden, aka the last living unicorn, is not running for president because the only surviving natural enemies of the unicorn are goats and the number three. 

If you didn't read that paragraph, I suggest you do. It's long, but worth it.

Question 7: YouTube, how do you explain MPGiS?

YouTube: Some people have too much time on their hands.

Wattpad: Are you talking about Mark and Carlo for creating a show about Barbies swearing at each other and causing high school drama or you  for watching a show about Barbies swearing at each other and causing high school drama?

YouTube: Both.

Question 8: Shipper's island dwellers and Pinterest and Instagram, Fanpad or Watfic?

Pinterest: I think the official name is Watfic, but Fanpad sounds nice too.

DevA: Fanpad

Instagram: Watfic.

Tumblr: Watfic. No, Fanpad! No, Watfic! No, Both!

Fanfic: I hate this ship, but if I had to choose, I'd say Watfic.

Wattpad: No.

Question 9: DevA, do you ever draw the other websites as cats?

DevA: What? Of course not! *briefcase falls open, spilling a bunch of files labeled "tumblr cat" and "YouTube cat"* Why would you think that?

Tumblr: *walks over* *picks up tumblr cat drawing from 2007* (it's the pic above) What the hades is this?

DevA: I was young, we'd just met, and my hands were shaking because I'd drank 3 espressos earlier. 

I, sadly, actually drew the tumblr cat. I'm awful at drawing digitally. Can somebody please photoshop "repost and ur wish will come tru!" In comic sans font to it so I can put it on tumblr? Thanks!

Question 10: (actually two questions) Clev, Are you a cat?

Clev: Nope.

Am I a cat?

Clev: No. You are a bos bubalicus.

Question 11: Fanfic and Wattpad, you guys just need to kiss already.

Fanfic: ...

Wattpad: WHAT'S THIS PERSON'S USERNAME? I'M DELETING YOUR ACCOUNT, MISTER! (or miss, I guess. The username was pretty gender-neutral)


....Aaaand that's it for Special ask week. Expect a new episode out this Thursday! After that, I'm going on Christmas break, so I won't publish a new episode until December 31st (after Thursday's episode). Also:

Weird story because I think I'm funny:

My friend Payta was acting exactly like Pinterest today in science and I was acting like Tumblr. She was super hyper and responded to everything I said with "That's a really good idea! We should do that!". She even did the pen thing from the pilot episode.

Payta: "Is that your pen? Cool pen. Can I have that pen?"

James: "I guess so..."

Payta: "Thank you so much!"

The strange thing is she's never read this book.

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top

Tags: