A/N Sorry to the vast majority of my readers who don't celebrate Thanksgiving, but those who do would most likely kill me if I didn't do an episode about it.

Pinterest: *humming* Deck the halls with lots of turkeys, fa la la la la, la la la la.

YouTube: I would rather eat beef jerky (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Tumblr: This holiday is so pointless (fa la la, la la la, la la la)

Pinterest: No it's not so shut your voices. (fa la la la la, la la la la)

A/N I feel embarrassed for writing that.

Tumblr: Wow that's rude.

Pinterest: Sorry! It's just that Thanksgiving is an entire day dedicated to food, and I am an excellent cook.

Tumblr: Yes, but it's controversial origins make it-

Pinterest: Just taste this cranberry sauce and go back to your SuperWhoLock marathon.

Tumblr: Fine. *eats all of the cranberry sauce*. I guess one good thing came out of this mess. Isn't awesome that we get three days off of work? That's enough time to watch the entire Harry Potter series and still troll Facebook.

Pinterest: Ugh, what did you do this time?

Tumblr: I told her that Amazon was giving away a free car to whoever could cover Internet explorer in the most blue paint. Killing two birds with one stone!

Pinterest: So you're humiliating both of them?!

Tumblr: And two birds.

*Facebook runs by throwing blue paint on Internet explorer. Internet explorer is screaming*

Facebook: That free car is mine! Say it!

Internet explorer: *panting* I... have no idea... what... you're... talking about!

YouTube: Who else did you invite to your house?

Pinterest: You, Tumblr of course, Google, Yahoo, Chrome, Firefox, Twitter, Fanfic, DevA, Clev, Instagram, Wikipedia, and Wattpad.

YouTube: That's a lot. Do you really expect them all to come?

Pinterest: Of course. I'm very popular.

*Tumblr and YouTube try to hold back their laughter*

*doorbell rings*

Pinterest: Some of them might be here already!

*Pinterest answers the door*

Yahoo: Hey Pin! I brought Cleverbot!

Clev: You're not funny.

Pinterest: Come on in! Tumblr and YouTube are already helping with table setting.

*Tumblr and YouTube are fencing with the silverware.*

Tumblr and YouTube: HE/SHE STARTED IT!

Pinterest: Both of you get out of my kitchen. Now.

Tumblr: Only Yahoo can-

Yahoo: Get out of Pinterest's kitchen!

Tumblr: Alright, alright, sheesh. *leaves kitchen*

YouTube: *walks across kitchen and takes a piece of bread*

Yahoo: What's got you looking so smug?

YouTube: Nothing, really. I just thought, y'know, since Tumblr won't stop using Yahoo as an excuse, I might as well make good use of my assets and blame everything on Google. But since he's not here, looks like I'll be sticking around. k?

Yahoo: I wouldn't be so sure. 3... 2... 1...

Google: *runs through door* CLEVERBOT'S DATING CHROME?! Chrome, I raised you better than this! Well, technically I didn't raise you, but I was a pretty good role model! 

Yahoo: Chillax, google. Chromeverbot is not canon.

Google: CHROMEVERBOT! Chrome, you are sooo grounded! I don't care if you're 26 and just graduated college, I am grounding you as your brother.

Pinterest: Chrome isn't even here yet!

Google: Then why the hell am I here?

Yahoo: YouTube thinks he can be the same as Tumblr and only take orders from their direct superior.

Google: Which is...?

Yahoo: You, Google. It's you.

Google:  Okay! YouTube, do whatever it was that whoever just told you.

YouTube: Fine. *leaves*

Chrome: *runs through door* WHY DID GOOGLE JUST TEXT ME THAT HE WAS DISAPPOINTED IN ME FOR DATING CLEVERBOT?

Clev: Because I love you.

Yahoo: We just wanted to get his attention so we could get YouTube out of the kitchen.

Chrome: That's nonsense! I have a girlfriend!

Tumblr: Who?

Chrome: Firefox! She's in the car right now!

Google: Dude, she's three years older than you and way out of your league.

Firefox: *standing in the door* You know I can hear, right? 

Tumblr: I shipped it from the beginning and nobody can prove otherwise!

YouTube: Oh really? What about this Chromernet explorer Fanfic from 2007?

Tumblr: That was a dare! And I thought I burned all of those.

YouTube: Myspace found it.

*doorbell rings*

Yahoo: Ugh, another person? This is hectic already. *answers door*

Wikipedia: Hi guys! Guess what I heard about Chrome.

Tumblr: We already know.

Chrome: And I'm standing right here!

Wikipedia: So you already know he's in love with Myspace?

Chrome, Tumblr, YouTube, Yahoo, and Firefox: WHAT?

Wikipedia: I know! Yahoo sent a text to the entire company saying Chrome was dating Cleverbot, but that was CLEARLY a cover up for-

Tumblr: How do you even have the entire company's phone number?

Yahoo: I don't know. I mean, I have been here for eighteen years.

Clev: You're old AND fictional!

Tumblr: Rude.

Chrome: Look, I'm not dating Clev, or Myspace, or even Internet explorer. I'm dating Firefox. I asked her out three weeks ago. Pinterest, will you stop baking while I'm talking?

Pinterest: Oh. I just wanted to say, the food's ready, so if you want to gather around the table...

*Fanfic and Wattpad walk through the door*

Wattpad: Did we miss dinner yet?

Pinterest: No, we're just getting started.

Fanfic: Good. Sorry I'm late. We all got texted that one of our OTPs became canon.

Chrome: *sighs and puts head down on table* Please tell me it wasn't Chromeverbot. Or Chromernet explorer. Or Chromespace. Or any other awful Chrome ship with no evidence except a fake text from Pinterest and a 2007 fanfic.

Wattpad: Nonsense! We would never do anything like that.

Chrome: Oh thank god.

Fanfic: It was DevAChrome.

Chrome: That's it! I'm done. C'mon honey, we're leaving.

Firefox: Actually, I'd rather stay. This is getting interesting.

Chrome: *looks toward the door and then back at Firefox* I guess I'll stay.

DevA: *crashes through window* Does anyone need fan art?

Twitter: *crashes through another window* #ChromeShip is trending.

Instagram: *crashes through ceiling* Can I be your wedding photographer?

Chrome: SHUT UP!

Pinterest: Yay! See YouTube, I told you everyone would show up. I've got some extra chairs here. Yahoo, could you help me get them? *leaves to get chairs*

Tumblr: Hmm... I wonder what would happen if I threw the bowl of mashed potatoes at the ceiling fan.

Google: Tumblr no.

Tumblr: Tumblr yes!

Google: Yahoo! Control your website!

Yahoo: *getting chairs while listening to music*

Tumblr: ONLY YAHOO CAN CONTROL ME NOW! *throws bowl of mashed potatoes at the ceiling fan*

Chrome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

Mashed potatoes go everywhere, covering everything in Pinterest's house. It even goes outside, through the holes in the windows and ceiling.

Twitter: Oh no.

Instagram: We've wrecked Pinterest's house!

Pinterest: Oh, I don't mind. Not with this DIY carpet cleaner.

Tumblr: It looks like snow! Pin, it's snowing!

*everyone starts singing Christmas carols because it's snowing and super cliché and I don't know how to end this episode*